1. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Everyone get so depressed that they didn't get #82000 they just went away in shame? This thread is dead today, needs some reviving...

    *rides through on a unicycle shooting at everyone with a paintball gun*
    03-02-11 09:24 PM
  2. SCrid2000's Avatar
    DANG IT! I totally missed 82000! @&$(&$)$&(#&%)#&)&@&@#)&$)@&)
    03-02-11 09:29 PM
  3. SCrid2000's Avatar
    Everyone get so depressed that they didn't get #82000 they just went away in shame? This thread is dead today, needs some reviving...

    *rides through on a unicycle shooting at everyone with a paintball gun*
    Missed me.
    A unicycle? Really? Well at least it wasn't rollerblades
    03-02-11 09:33 PM
  4. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Missed me.
    A unicycle? Really? Well at least it wasn't rollerblades
    *drops down out of the ceiling like on Mission Impossible and makes sure to blast any "survivors" of the initial paintball unicycle drive-by carnage...*
    03-02-11 09:45 PM
  5. SCrid2000's Avatar
    *drops down out of the ceiling like on Mission Impossible and makes sure to blast any "survivors" of the initial paintball unicycle drive-by carnage...*
    *Dives behind couch, pulls paintball pistol from ankle holster. You missed again, and you're in trouble now that I'm alert. The doors behind me, so there's nowhere for you to run except right past me. And that's pretty much a death wish

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    03-02-11 10:04 PM
  6. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    *Dives behind couch, pulls paintball pistol from ankle holster. You missed again, and you're in trouble now that I'm alert. The doors behind me, so there's nowhere for you to run except right past me. And that's pretty much a death wish

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    *tosses a paint grenade behind the couch and signals to be pulled back out the ceiling*
    03-02-11 10:11 PM
  7. SCrid2000's Avatar
    *tosses a paint grenade behind the couch and signals to be pulled back out the ceiling*
    Throws knife, cuts rope. Sandy lands on grenade...

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    03-02-11 10:12 PM
  8. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Throws knife, cuts rope. Sandy lands on grenade...

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    Files lawsuit...
    03-02-11 10:29 PM
  9. SCrid2000's Avatar
    Files lawsuit...
    *bribes judge with cookies, lawsuit is dismissed*

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    03-02-11 10:31 PM
  10. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    *bribes judge with cookies, lawsuit is dismissed*

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    *made sure to put exlax in the cookies before they were delivered*
    03-02-11 10:38 PM
  11. SCrid2000's Avatar
    *made sure to put exlax in the cookies before they were delivered*
    Wow, I guess I'm Matrix Leadered then, I can't counter that one.
    I'll have to change my name to McKenzie and flee to Canada.

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    03-02-11 10:41 PM
  12. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Wow, I guess I'm Matrix Leadered then, I can't counter that one.
    I'll have to change my name to McKenzie and flee to Canada.

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    Laughs when the judge calls for Dog the Bounty Hunter to go get you.
    03-02-11 10:53 PM
  13. SCrid2000's Avatar
    Laughs when the judge calls for Dog the Bounty Hunter to go get you.
    Luckily, you only filed a civil suit, not a criminal one, and the statute of limitations is expired for filing a criminal suit. Since no bond was filed, there's no bounty for Dog to collect so he refuses to find me. Not that it'd be hard for him to find me, he and I lose in poker to Chuck Norris every other thursday.

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    03-02-11 10:56 PM
  14. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Luckily, you only filed a civil suit, not a criminal one, and the statute of limitations is expired for filing a criminal suit. Since no bond was filed, there's no bounty for Dog to collect so he refuses to find me. Not that it'd be hard for him to find me, he and I lose in poker to Chuck Norris every other thursday.

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    Suspects you don't realize that giving a judge exlax cookies is considered assault...
    03-02-11 11:10 PM
  15. SCrid2000's Avatar
    Technically it's not either way I'm off living the high life in Canada.
    And while I'm in Canada, I can make all the snowmen I want. I don't know what else there is to do in Canada...

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    03-02-11 11:14 PM
  16. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Drink heavily and pick between playing ice hockey or curling.
    03-02-11 11:50 PM
  17. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    That would be battery wouldn't it? Dang lawyers anyway...
    03-02-11 11:52 PM
  18. SCrid2000's Avatar
    Lol, ok I couldn't live in Canada.
    Probably battery, it doesn't quite fit but I'm sure the whole process would be very harsh. I bet they'd get you on some kind of poisoning charge, exlax can be lethal if you take too much. Not like whatever judge you got would go easy on you, you'd pretty much be screwed.

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    03-02-11 11:56 PM
  19. ShiPanda's Avatar
    We are gonna party like it's 1899!!!!

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    03-03-11 01:18 AM
  20. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Lol, ok I couldn't live in Canada.
    Probably battery, it doesn't quite fit but I'm sure the whole process would be very harsh. I bet they'd get you on some kind of poisoning charge, exlax can be lethal if you take too much. Not like whatever judge you got would go easy on you, you'd pretty much be screwed.

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    Yeah, you'd be 'ish' outta luck on that deal...
    03-03-11 01:21 AM
  21. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    We are gonna party like it's 1899!!!!

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    You're late, where ya been young lady?!
    03-03-11 01:22 AM
  22. ShiPanda's Avatar
    Working.....,,,,,

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    03-03-11 02:42 AM
  23. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Working.....,,,,,

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    Why so serious?
    03-03-11 02:47 AM
  24. ShiPanda's Avatar
    Why so serious?
    Cause..........

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    03-03-11 03:00 AM
  25. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Cause..........

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    That's not an answer and how come you're never on yahoo anymore?
    03-03-11 03:04 AM
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