1. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Your in canaduh aren't you just a hop skip an jump away?

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    'Geography for Pandas'.

    Canaduh, largest (or 2nd largest, can't remember) country on earth.

    Alaska is THOUSANDS of miles away from me.
    Also, what if there are no tacos in Alaska ?
    12-17-10 10:13 PM
  2. SCrid2000's Avatar
    There's no Tacos in Alaska?
    That's it, I'm going to Maine. Anyone who likes Tacos can come with me.
    12-17-10 10:40 PM
  3. OhmEye's Avatar
    Not sure what to tell you other than maybe you misplaced it. I teleport without any devices... Luckily my teleport abilities allow me to keep my clothes, unlike the teleport devices which only carry people...
    Doesn't that take away some from the sense of fun and adventure?
    12-17-10 11:27 PM
  4. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Doesn't that take away some from the sense of fun and adventure?
    Yes, but it also takes away the indecent exposure arrests...
    12-17-10 11:49 PM
  5. SCrid2000's Avatar
    Yes, but it also takes away the indecent exposure arrests...
    Come on man, live a little.
    12-17-10 11:52 PM
  6. ShiPanda's Avatar
    There's no Tacos in Alaska?
    That's it, I'm going to Maine. Anyone who likes Tacos can come with me.
    I wanna go!!!

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    12-18-10 12:07 AM
  7. ShiPanda's Avatar
    'Geography for Pandas'.

    Canaduh, largest (or 2nd largest, can't remember) country on earth.

    Alaska is THOUSANDS of miles away from me.
    Also, what if there are no tacos in Alaska ?
    Nah its not that far. Your closer to alaska than to me!

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    12-18-10 12:08 AM
  8. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Come on man, live a little.
    I can do without living in a jail cell without clothes, even if it's just until I can make bail...
    12-18-10 12:09 AM
  9. SCrid2000's Avatar
    I wanna go!!!

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    I'll steal Chr0nichik's teleportation machine from Sandy and pick you up on the way.

    I can do without living in a jail cell without clothes, even if it's just until I can make bail...
    If you get arrested I'll lend you one of my man-thongs, or at least a tube sock.
    12-18-10 12:24 AM
  10. Cr0nichik's Avatar
    Not sure what to tell you other than maybe you misplaced it. I teleport without any devices... Luckily my teleport abilities allow me to keep my clothes, unlike the teleport devices which only carry people...
    hey now...ive had NO complaints about getting teleported naked lololol
    12-18-10 12:32 AM
  11. ShiPanda's Avatar
    I'll steal Chr0nichik's teleportation machine from Sandy and pick you up on the way.



    If you get arrested I'll lend you one of my man-thongs, or at least a tube sock.
    Sweet! The picking me up not the whole tube sock thing...

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    12-18-10 01:04 AM
  12. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Come on man, live a little.
    Sweet! The picking me up not the whole tube sock thing...

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    *magically teleports whoever wants to go to Maine to enjoy some tacos...*
    12-18-10 02:40 AM
  13. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    hey now...ive had NO complaints about getting teleported naked lololol
    I bet that trend continues too...
    12-18-10 02:42 AM
  14. ShiPanda's Avatar
    Taco taco taco

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    12-18-10 03:23 AM
  15. OhmEye's Avatar
    hey now...ive had NO complaints about getting teleported naked lololol
    See? There you have it. Give Cr0nichik back her teleporter. NOW!!!
    12-18-10 03:53 AM
  16. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    [color=#000066]I was hoping to win a few awards, not get arrested. Dang buzz killer. [/font]
    12-18-10 05:01 AM
  17. Tripster's Avatar
    I got teleporters for sale, I only accept funds from offshore accounts though.

    Thnx, Tripster

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    12-18-10 06:04 AM
  18. OhmEye's Avatar
    I got teleporters for sale, I only accept funds from offshore accounts though.

    Thnx, Tripster
    This will be perfect then. My Nigerian attorney will send you a cashier's check for $12,000. This is $9000 over the market price for a serviceable teleporter, that is understood, so we would have you deliver me the device along with Western Union funds in the amount of $7000. Of course you may keep the remaining $2k for your trouble!

    I am not too bothered about the naked landings, as long as the re-arm rate is rapid enough for a quick exit if I happen to arrive in the wrong place at the wrong time.
    12-18-10 06:14 AM
  19. Tripster's Avatar
    This will be perfect then. My Nigerian attorney will send you a cashier's check for $12,000. This is $9000 over the market price for a serviceable teleporter, that is understood, so we would have you deliver me the device along with Western Union funds in the amount of $7000. Of course you may keep the remaining $2k for your trouble!

    I am not too bothered about the naked landings, as long as the re-arm rate is rapid enough for a quick exit if I happen to arrive in the wrong place at the wrong time.
    Deal! We ship the Teleporter privately due to intense Homeland Security reasons and if the shipment doesn't get delivered to you in 12 hours, I will personally teleport myself to your location and give you a 200% refund.

    I am always willing to speed up the process for my clients and I have never needed to give a 200% refund back to anyone and they absolutely love their Teleporters that I sell them.

    Zing!!!!


    Thnx, Tripster

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    12-18-10 06:26 AM
  20. OhmEye's Avatar
    Uh...yeah...fatherland security...hmmm...discretion is of paramount importance.

    Let's keep this between just the two of us, OK?
    12-18-10 06:37 AM
  21. Tripster's Avatar
    Uh...yeah...fatherland security...hmmm...discretion is of paramount importance.

    Let's keep this between just the two of us, OK?
    Alright!

    Thnx, Tripster

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    12-18-10 06:51 AM
  22. ShiPanda's Avatar
    Your arrested fluffy. Your goin to the slammer! Aka jail.

    Gonna go home soon finally maybe I can take a nap before the day begins. Allergies are killing me

    Hope everyone has a good day

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    12-18-10 06:53 AM
  23. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    TelePORTERS? Awww crud. I read it quickly and misunderstood.

    I just spent $5,000 on a telePROMPTER for nothing.
    12-18-10 08:12 AM
  24. OhmEye's Avatar
    Well, perhaps you may find some way to serve yourself as president of the U.S.
    12-18-10 08:15 AM
  25. Tripster's Avatar
    Well, perhaps you may find some way to serve yourself as president of the U.S.
    Awesomeness!!!

    Thnx, Tripster

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    12-18-10 08:19 AM
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