1. Back-space's Avatar
    Lol, I thought it was funny
    04-22-09 07:51 PM
  2. Coruptyed's Avatar
    ya back space you big j3rk! hope you get hit by a truck now preferably a white ford with nice rims and has a banner that says coruptyed on the windshield
    04-22-09 07:52 PM
  3. Back-space's Avatar
    It'll be a cold day in heII when I get mowed down by a ricer..
    04-22-09 07:53 PM
  4. Username0223's Avatar
    ya back space you big j3rk! hope you get hit by a truck now preferably a white ford with nice rims and has a banner that says coruptyed on the windshield
    hey...ive seen that truck around....
    04-22-09 07:55 PM
  5. Back-space's Avatar
    Yeah original idea huh? A bunch a ******* driving there japburners around town... Sad really....
    04-22-09 07:58 PM
  6. Coruptyed's Avatar
    hey...ive seen that truck around....
    lol i dont know the plates say it too and im from canada but i do stalk you from time to time
    04-22-09 07:58 PM
  7. Coruptyed's Avatar
    here you go guys a good joke to lighten the mood

    Wal-Mart has everything!!

    One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,
    'My elbow hurts like ****. I guess I'd better see a doctor.'

    'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,' Mike replies.

    'There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.

    It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor.'
    So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.

    He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

    Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
    'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @
    Wal-Mart.'

    That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
    He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

    Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

    The computer prints the following:
    1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
    2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
    3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
    4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
    5 . If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

    Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart
    04-22-09 08:00 PM
  8. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Actually, she has had a very good day. Got a job!
    04-22-09 08:01 PM
  9. Username0223's Avatar
    Actually, she has had a very good day. Got a job!
    oh thats good to hear!!! good for CS!
    04-22-09 08:03 PM
  10. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    That's great corupt! LMAO!!!
    04-22-09 08:04 PM
  11. Username0223's Avatar
    lol i dont know the plates say it too and im from canada but i do stalk you from time to time
    oh so ur the one i always see when i look over my shoulder......LOL
    04-22-09 08:05 PM
  12. Back-space's Avatar
    Lol Okay okay. So three Canadian and three Americans walk into a bar. God, I hate you guys....
    04-22-09 08:05 PM
  13. Coruptyed's Avatar
    oh so ur the one i always see when i look over my shoulder......LOL
    actually thats not me...thinking you might have a stalker... im usually looking in your windows and when the sun stops coming through the skylight thats not clouds its me


    guess who.... its me shelli... ill always be there
    04-22-09 08:07 PM
  14. Back-space's Avatar
    Oh you're the one up in the tree? I use binoculers myself, and a heat sensing camera so I can see what's going on when she closes the curtains... A little expensive but... Actually that reminds me. Where's my money man? You got time to post on forums and you aint got my money?
    04-22-09 08:10 PM
  15. Username0223's Avatar
    actually thats not me...thinking you might have a stalker... im usually looking in your windows and when the sun stops coming through the skylight thats not clouds its me


    guess who.... its me shelli... ill always be there
    oh great....so now i gotta deal w/you lurking in my windows!!!!

    did you see my location>>>i changed it-LOL i had to bust ur chops!!!
    04-22-09 08:12 PM
  16. Coruptyed's Avatar
    oh great....so now i gotta deal w/you lurking in my windows!!!!

    did you see my location>>>i changed it-LOL i had to bust ur chops!!!
    well i still got that tracker on you so dont worry heres my number 1800funtmes its all good.... its all good....
    04-22-09 08:17 PM
  17. Coruptyed's Avatar
    echo echo everyone ran away
    04-22-09 08:28 PM
  18. Username0223's Avatar
    echo echo everyone ran away
    IM STILL HERE CORUPT!!!
    04-22-09 08:34 PM
  19. Back-space's Avatar
    Boooooo!!! You guys suck!
    04-22-09 08:35 PM
  20. Username0223's Avatar
    oh and btw corupt- i made sure i put that ph# u gave me in my address book!!! LOL :X
    04-22-09 08:35 PM
  21. Username0223's Avatar
    Boooooo!!! You guys suck!
    oh go suck a lemon fat a$$
    04-22-09 08:36 PM
  22. Back-space's Avatar
    Why you always take it so far pink? .....
    04-22-09 08:37 PM
  23. Coruptyed's Avatar
    oh and btw corupt- i made sure i put that ph# u gave me in my address book!!! LOL :X
    good better cherish it
    04-22-09 08:39 PM
  24. Username0223's Avatar
    Why you always take it so far pink? .....
    listen, i didnt tell you to go play in traffic-so wats ur stitch??
    04-22-09 08:41 PM
  25. Coruptyed's Avatar
    shelli should look at private messages
    04-22-09 08:43 PM
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