[BigBadWulf]

Virgin squid were next door. Rumor has it they don't last long.

[BergerKing]

I guess it doesn't take long to stuff a squid.

[BigBadWulf]

I guess it doesn't take long to stuff a squid.*

*the accuracy of said guess relative to squid size, and level of "dirty"

[LazyStarGazer]

You realize the thread has had over 1.5 million views.?

That's me. Sorry. I lurk.
A LOT.

[LazyStarGazer]

Seeking captions:

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Hurry, take advantage of this deal before we sell them to Golden Corral.

@SCRID: if SCrApps is the name your giving to your app offerings, I like it.

[BergerKing]

Yup, that's his app biz.

Hurry, take advantage of this deal before we sell them to Golden Corral.

@SCRID: if SCrApps is the name your giving to your app offerings, I like it.

[BigBadWulf]

Now Featuring Dirty

Buffalo Squid

[BergerKing]

Now Featuring Dirty
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Buffalo Squid

Mmmm, goes down smooth....

[BigBadWulf]

An absentminded professor and two of his colleagues were driving down the highway at a very slow speed. A policeman pulled them over and explained that driving so slowly on the highway could be hazardous. The driver pointed out the sign that read "20." He explained that he was going 20 mph because of the sign. The policeman pointed out that the sign indicated they were driving on Highway 20.

Somewhat embarrassed the professor apologized and promised to be more observant.

As the policeman turn to walk back to his car, he noticed the other two professors in the back looking scared to death! He asked the driver, "What's wrong with them?"

The driver replied, "We just turned off Highway 105."

[BergerKing]

Oh, I bet that was a wild ride!

[BergerKing]

Wow, that was quite a rest last night, nice patter of rain on the roof instead of my White Noise player.

[LazyStarGazer]

Wow, that was quite a rest last night, nice patter of rain on the roof instead of my White Noise player.

You must be a light sleeper.
Me, movers could come in and take every stick of furniture out of the house and I wouldn't hear a thing.

[BigBadWulf]

Tornado hit the house when I was a baby. Slept right through it.

[LazyStarGazer]

Tornado hit the house when I was a baby. Slept right through it.

Tornado hit my room when I was teenager. Slept right in it.

[BergerKing]

You must be a light sleeper.
Me, movers could come in and take every stick of furniture out of the house and I wouldn't hear a thing.

The patter settled me down nicely, and I slept deeply. I know this because getting up out of the bunk was a chore this morning.

[BergerKing]

Tornado hit the house when I was a baby. Slept right through it.

Weather I can't ignore. Bad stuff moving in gets me moving out.

[BergerKing]

SUV involved in crash that left 6 Ohio teens dead was stolen | The Clarion-Ledger | clarionledger.com

Good kids, eh?

[BergerKing]

Woohoo! lilspork that pahtay animal. Should be tequila worms though.

:::: runs off to investigate Death ::::

Dang that has a bad ring to it

Did you do that by smell?

[LazyStarGazer]

Did you do that by smell?

Thanks. You've just put an image in my mind of Wulf sniffing Deaths behind.

[BergerKing]

Thanks. You've just put an image in my mind of Wulf sniffing Deaths behind.

I can't help it you have a dirty mind, but that's why you're here.

[BergerKing]

Quiet night, tonight, or was that last night?

[BigBadWulf]

I was suffering through a RAV4 launch, at Joliet Autobahn. Not sure it gets more interesting, than a bunch of rank amateurs, testing the limits of SUVs, on a track with ice patches. Some days I really, really love this job.

[BigBadWulf]

[sputneek]

Tuesday morning, and back to work around noon. Yeehaw.

Yahoo!!

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[BergerKing]

Yahoo!!

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Yeah, been busting it out today.