[BergerKing]

Any takers? TBL isn't an exclusive clun. Right now we need support 'PostH0s R Us'.

[BigBadWulf]

State of the Union has everyone distracted.

[BergerKing]

State of the Union has everyone disgusted.

That needed repairs...

[jafobabe]

State of the Union has everyone distracted.

I slept through that... can we have the condensed version?

[BergerKing]

I slept through that... can we have the condensed version?

No such critter!

Welcome to the TBL lounge. Bars' Open!

[BergerKing]

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.

One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota.

All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring,
then works some figures with a pencil.

"Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400
for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, and then says,
*"I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure but leans over to the
White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys!
How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we
hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the government official. And that, my friends, is how the stimulus plan works!

[BergerKing]

The Cat

A poor little lonely old lady lived in a house with only her cat as a friend. One day, the lights went out as she sat knitting; she had been unable to pay the electric bill. So, she went up to the attic and got an old oil lamp from her childhood. As she rubbed it clean a genie appeared and allowed her three wishes.

"First, I want to be so rich I never have to worry about money again.''

"Second, I want to be young and beautiful again.''

"And last, I want you to change my little cat into a handsome prince.''

As you would expect, there was a loud explosion, with a lot of thick smoke. As the smoke cleared she saw she was surrounded by big bags of coins, and that in the mirror was a young beautiful woman.



She turned as the handsome prince walked in the door, held her in his arms and said, "Now I'll bet you're sorry you took me to the vet for that little operation."

[BergerKing]

There was a girl looking at old stuff in her attic when she found a bottle. She pulled out the cork and out came a genie.

"Since you freed me from this bottle, I will grant you one wish," said the genie.

"I wish that I could be irresistible to boys," said the girl ... and POW! The girl turned into a brand new remote control car.

[BergerKing]

Yowza, must need to start handing out gifts. We need a promoter....

[BigBadWulf]

Free drinks! Get your free drinks here!!!

[BergerKing]

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Free drinks! Get your free drinks here!!!

FIFY

[BergerKing]

Coffee, tea, and soda, too!

[BergerKing]

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[Tripster]

Somewhat alive...partial zombie, please no shoot...friendly zombie!

[troshs]

[Tripster]

Lawl...Mendota Heights, Minnesota cop car.

[the_sandman_454]

what's a guy gotta do to get a drink in this establishment?

[BergerKing]

Somewhat alive...partial zombie, please no shoot...friendly zombie!

Howdy, Trip! Been long time, fella. Hang in there!

[BergerKing]

Bwahahaha!

[BergerKing]

what's a guy gotta do to get a drink in this establishment?

Step inside, sit down, place an order. Service has been slow, lately.

[troshs]

[sputneek]

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Free drinks! Get your free drinks here!!!

Someone say FREE DRINKS!!??

[BergerKing]

Someone say FREE DRINKS!!??

http://www.finewebstores.com/thumbna...axx=400&maxy=0

That he did.

[jafobabe]

Slow down and enjoy the sites...

[BergerKing]

Slow down and enjoy the sites...

There ya go. G'mornin', Jaf!