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byes have a good day!Off to work I go.
I'm Hand Javin' baby!
WAPers do it With A Passion
If everyone spoke Wulfanese�, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
Can I have some bacon?01-19-10 06:17 AM - Maybe he was really the Lone Ranger Mike, and it's all just a simple misunderstanding.
monster, panda is getting out when we're getting on. Usually her first move is breakfast at 8.
Have a good day my widdle panda!
Wow it's foggy all of a sudden. Might be the tequila.
I'm Hand Javin' baby!
WAPers do it With A Passion
If everyone spoke Wulfanese�, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com01-19-10 07:09 AM - Morning Beast! Me 2
I'm Hand Javin' baby!
WAPers do it With A Passion
If everyone spoke Wulfanese�, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com01-19-10 07:51 AM - The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from shredding on the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant and cough it up on the carpeting.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair... must try this on their bed (again).
DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in
attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was ...Hmmm. Not working according to plan...
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth and the tiny bit of flesh under my claws.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured.
But I can wait; it is only a matter of time....
I hear tell you�re doin� well,
Good things have come to you.
I wish I had your good-luck charm,
And you had a do-wacka-do, wacka do, wacka-do, wacka-do.
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com01-19-10 08:05 AM - Yesterday was a very nice day in the ATL as well...I cannot wait to see what today brings. Be safe going to Macon...you know how us ATLers don't like you big semi drivers!
Morning Paw! Just wanted to thank you again for the talk we had last night. I feel so much better about everything, its all clear now!01-19-10 08:17 AM - Morning Ambz! Glad I helped. Have a great day kiddo.
I'm Hand Javin' baby!
WAPers do it With A Passion
If everyone spoke Wulfanese�, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com01-19-10 08:24 AM
, guess I'll get more work done, darn it.
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