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  1. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    the_sandman_454
    Because you're a panda, not a duck.

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    09-25-09 03:34 AM
  2. crs7088's Avatar
    crs7088
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    Because you're a panda, not a duck.

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    FINE YOU BIG MEANIE! *cries in corner*
    09-25-09 03:35 AM
  3. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    the_sandman_454
    Originally Posted by crs7088
    FINE YOU BIG MEANIE! *cries in corner*
    We could probably bribe the judges to let us compete too. They'll never know the difference. Now whered I put that panda-human tape? Should shave your lil panda leg, might hurt when removing the tape otherwise. I'll just wear pants so I don't have that problem...

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    09-25-09 03:38 AM
  4. crs7088's Avatar
    crs7088
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    We could probably bribe the judges to let us compete too. They'll never know the difference. Now whered I put that panda-human tape? Should shave your lil panda leg, might hurt when removing the tape otherwise. I'll just wear pants so I don't have that problem...

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    no i dont think so!! what do you think of this for my rap album?
    09-25-09 03:42 AM
  5. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    the_sandman_454
    Sounds good, what's ya be gots for rhymes, yo?

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    09-25-09 03:43 AM
  6. crs7088's Avatar
    crs7088
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    Sounds good, what's ya be gots for rhymes, yo?

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    yo yo im a panda bear im a panda bear i aint got much hair. but yo yo i do iight make it through the night yo yo
    09-25-09 03:44 AM
  7. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    the_sandman_454
    Thems be some wicked sick rhymeses, PP

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    09-25-09 03:46 AM
  8. crs7088's Avatar
    crs7088
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    Thems be some wicked sick rhymeses, PP

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    My rap name is pink panda but my real name be Shi panda, dawg!
    09-25-09 03:47 AM
  9. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    the_sandman_454
    How's it be pronunciated, "Shy" or Shii"?

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    09-25-09 03:49 AM
  10. crs7088's Avatar
    crs7088
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    How's it be pronunciated, "Shy" or Shii"?

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    Shilah
    like
    shy-la
    09-25-09 03:51 AM
  11. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    the_sandman_454
    Originally Posted by crs7088
    Shilah
    like
    shy-la
    Gotcha. Is what I thought. Wanted to be sure.

    Wanna take part in the wheelbarrow race where you run with your hands along the ground and I hold up your feet? We could cheat and put u in a real wheelbarrow, and could design a motor for it so I don't have to run. Nobody will ever guess.

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    09-25-09 03:56 AM
  12. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    BigBadWulf
    Moderator
    I be da Wulf, and I'm bad cause I'm tuf. When my posse come around, peoples runnin out a town.

    Morning Shilah and Sandy! Lots of posts since I retired last night. Can I get some cliff notes please?
    09-25-09 03:57 AM
  13. crs7088's Avatar
    crs7088
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    Gotcha. Is what I thought. Wanted to be sure.

    Wanna take part in the wheelbarrow race where you run with your hands along the ground and I hold up your feet? We could cheat and put u in a real wheelbarrow, and could design a motor for it so I don't have to run. Nobody will ever guess.

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    sounds good to me!
    Originally Posted by BigBadWulf
    I be da Wulf, and I'm bad cause I'm tuf. When my posse come around, peoples runnin out a town.

    Morning Shilah and Sandy! Lots of posts since I retired last night. Can I get some cliff notes please?
    Hahahaha!!!!!
    morning well...
    me and timmy have been uhh well idk we were in a movie but that went out the window. and uhh bk got the # brad was mad I made nachos sandy stole them no hes was eating popcorn watching us in the movie and idk what else lol have to go back and read them they are funny lol
    09-25-09 03:59 AM
  14. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    the_sandman_454
    Hey wulfman, its tim and shi, rapping for reasons only God knows why. We bounce from the topics near and far, oh crap its the asylum coming in that car!

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    09-25-09 03:59 AM
  15. crs7088's Avatar
    crs7088
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    Hey wulfman, its tim and shi, rapping for reasons only God knows why. We bounce from the topics near and far, oh crap its the asylum coming in that car!

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    cuz i be puttin out a rap album yo!
    09-25-09 04:01 AM
  16. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    the_sandman_454
    Back in tha hood they call me Tee, said a rapper I never would be, but I showed them by rhyming an album, hope it gets out 'fore I hit the asylum...

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    09-25-09 04:05 AM
  17. crs7088's Avatar
    crs7088
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    Back in tha hood they call me Tee, said a rapper I never would be, but I showed them by rhyming an album, hope it gets out 'fore I hit the asylum...

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    there coming to take you away ha ha! there coming to take you away!
    09-25-09 04:06 AM
  18. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    BigBadWulf
    Moderator
    Originally Posted by crs7088
    sounds good to me!

    Hahahaha!!!!!
    morning well...
    me and timmy have been uhh well idk we were in a movie but that went out the window. and uhh bk got the # brad was mad I made nachos sandy stole them no hes was eating popcorn watching us in the movie and idk what else lol have to go back and read them they are funny lol
    Thank you panda, I will at some point today.

    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    Hey wulfman, its tim and shi, rapping for reasons only God knows why. We bounce from the topics near and far, oh crap its the asylum coming in that car!
    Not the A in the TBL, Oh hel.......
    09-25-09 04:06 AM
  19. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    the_sandman_454
    Originally Posted by crs7088
    there coming to take you away ha ha! there coming to take you away!
    Here they come with their white coats on, here they come just before tha dawn, I didn't do nuffin I'm just a pawn but still they put tha straightjacket on.

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    09-25-09 04:10 AM
  20. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    JustPlainJef
    Morning all, another crazy day of work I'm sure, so wanted to pop in and say hi!

    And I have a special present for Shilah...



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    09-25-09 04:11 AM
  21. crs7088's Avatar
    crs7088
    Originally Posted by BergerKing
    Missed SBerry
    I see.

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    Originally Posted by Back-space
    Oh damn it all!

    You suck BK...
    Originally Posted by crs7088
    Who got it???????

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    Originally Posted by Back-space
    BK got it. I was watching you post waiting for my chance to grab 52 000 then he comes in... Later BK
    Originally Posted by crs7088
    *builds a giant snowcastlefort and waits for the evil dictator timmy to show up with his poo throwing monkeys......*


    *makes nachos and hot chocolate in giant snowcastlefort while I wait*
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    *directs evil flying monkeys to build me a snow fort complete with a catapault for launching snowballs and has an evil flying snow monkey steal half of Shi's nachos and hot chocolate...*

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    Originally Posted by crs7088
    UGH! I would of given you some. Freakin men. *makes more nachos and hot choc for myself*


    *while the monkeys are building starts hurling giant snowballs at timmy and commends the pandas to bite him and fly off*
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    *realizes the evil flying poo throwing monkeys use their hands for that and probably don't wash them, so let's the monkeys have the nachos and hot chocolate and teleports into the Castle Panda with a peace offering of more nacho supplies and a thermos full of fresh hot chocolate. the pandas remain confused. *

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    Originally Posted by crs7088
    how the heck did you teleport?
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    *points to the script "I dunno, it said that's what I should do, so I did..."*

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    Originally Posted by crs7088
    that aint suppose to be in there! no one can do anything right!!
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    *orders the evil flying monkeys to protect the script and writers at all costs, and also hide the whiteout and my typewriter...*

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    Originally Posted by crs7088
    *kicks timmy in the shin for messing up my chance of fame*
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    *limps to where the scripts and typewriter are hidden and writes panda-girl some better lines and a much better role in this production*

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    Originally Posted by crs7088


    thats better
    Originally Posted by crs7088
    *while timmy is typing goes and plays on playground*
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    *Scene 1: panda-girl in her skimpy pink and black panda print armor rides a giant flying panda into battle against the dragon in the Wizard's castle with help from the mysterious Sandman and his army of evil poo flinging primates........*

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    Originally Posted by crs7088
    maybe that will do.
    but im still playing!

    wheeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    Yikes! Looks like the dragon has captured the panda, and is preparing to have her for dinner. *teleports to the area and tries to convince panda that the kettle isn't a swing....*

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    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    *hides behind Panda-girl and asks her to call off her pet the killer panda of imminent death and destruction. "I'm not the threat here little panda, that evil looking dude sitting the dragon on the tower is..." Points up "see?"*

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    Originally Posted by crs7088
    oh nozz what ever shall we do?!
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    *checks script and yells "cut!". Explains to everyone that apparently the script called for everyone to be destroyed by the wizard originally, and quickly rewrites it...*

    *Scene 1.5: Wizard and dragon vanish. Sandman uses magic to track them to a beach in CA in the 1960s. *

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    Originally Posted by crs7088
    you call yourself a writer? sheesh!
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    No, I call myself an evil dictator who commands an evil poo flinging flying monkey army, which I guess would technically be more like an airforce... Would like to see Princess Panda do better.

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    Originally Posted by crs7088
    I have my own PLANET. I am ruler and doing you a HUGE favor by being on this small production. So you better make it worth my while.
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    *pulls t shirt neck over head and repeatedly in strange voice says "are you threatening me?!"*

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    Originally Posted by crs7088
    I just might be!
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    *gives Princess Panda the script for a well known blockbuster hit movie with the names changed to ours and our supporting cast, a production sure to be a hit, as my primate airforce will take care of the copyright enforcers...*

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    Originally Posted by crs7088
    people aint gonna watch the same thing!! I think we need a new writter or at least one with a better imagination.
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    Sure they will. I can hypnotize people over the tv. When they see the trailer they'll be compelled to watch in theaters over and over. Not to mention the merchandising.

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    Originally Posted by crs7088
    what like dolls and stuff? what about toothbrushs or garbage bags or cockroach killer repellent?! what about chesse?!!!
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    Don't forget the breakfast cereal, salt and pepper shakers, pool noodles and halloween costumes, complete with real functional knives and flamethrowers.

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    Originally Posted by crs7088
    I LOVE POOL NOODLES!!!
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    *holds a pool noodle up as if it were a light saber* (deep synthesized computer voice) so, Princess Panda, we meet again... The winner of the pool noodle battle shall get to continue the script...*

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    Originally Posted by crs7088
    *picks up pink pool noodle and gets ready to battle*
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    *uses magic to make Panda's pool noodle go limp*

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    Originally Posted by crs7088
    I've been training.

    Originally Posted by crs7088
    *pulls out bottle of viagra and feeds it to pool noodle*
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    "Silly panda, you cannot win, afterall my (pool) noodle doesn't need any help..."

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    Originally Posted by crs7088
    *busts out laughing*
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    *looks at pool noodle* "hey, its cold out gimme a break"

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    Originally Posted by crs7088
    yeah like ive never heard that excuse before hahaha
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    *swings pool noodle at the panda. * "its a very nice pool noodle than you very much"

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    Originally Posted by crs7088
    eww get that flithy thing away from me! I have no idea how many people rode that pool noodle!
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    *puts pool noodle back in the wrapper it came in* "there, happy? Careful though,now its a choking hazard, the plastic wrapper says so and everything..... "

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    Originally Posted by crs7088
    I dont think that is gonna help much....

    your gonna need a hefy garbage bag!

    *holds up hefty garbage bag* timmy! hefty hefty hefty!
    *holds up wrapper* wimpy wimpy wimpy!
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    "aww crap, it broke, what now?"

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    Originally Posted by crs7088
    *hands timmy the duct tape*
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    *trades the duct tape for duck tape and tapes pairs of ducks together for the "3 legged race" event. *

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    Originally Posted by crs7088
    how come I never got the email invite on that?
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    Because you're a panda, not a duck.

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    Originally Posted by crs7088
    FINE YOU BIG MEANIE! *cries in corner*
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    We could probably bribe the judges to let us compete too. They'll never know the difference. Now whered I put that panda-human tape? Should shave your lil panda leg, might hurt when removing the tape otherwise. I'll just wear pants so I don't have that problem...

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    Originally Posted by crs7088
    no i dont think so!! what do you think of this for my rap album?
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    Sounds good, what's ya be gots for rhymes, yo?

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    Originally Posted by crs7088
    yo yo im a panda bear im a panda bear i aint got much hair. but yo yo i do iight make it through the night yo yo
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    Thems be some wicked sick rhymeses, PP

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    Originally Posted by crs7088
    My rap name is pink panda but my real name be Shi panda, dawg!
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    How's it be pronunciated, "Shy" or Shii"?

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    Originally Posted by crs7088
    Shilah
    like
    shy-la
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    Gotcha. Is what I thought. Wanted to be sure.

    Wanna take part in the wheelbarrow race where you run with your hands along the ground and I hold up your feet? We could cheat and put u in a real wheelbarrow, and could design a motor for it so I don't have to run. Nobody will ever guess.

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    Fluffy here is what happened.
    09-25-09 04:11 AM
  22. crs7088's Avatar
    crs7088
    Originally Posted by BigBadWulf
    Thank you panda, I will at some point today.



    Not the A in the TBL, Oh hel.......
    whats the last part? and i quoted it all for you
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    Here they come with their white coats on, here they come just before tha dawn, I didn't do nuffin I'm just a pawn but still they put tha straightjacket on.

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    your a rhymin fool today!
    Originally Posted by JustPlainJef
    Morning all, another crazy day of work I'm sure, so wanted to pop in and say hi!

    And I have a special present for Shilah...



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    morning! yummy but i aint eatin my people!!
    09-25-09 04:14 AM
  23. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    the_sandman_454
    Originally Posted by crs7088
    whats the last part? and i quoted it all for you

    your a rhymin fool today!


    morning! yummy but i aint eatin my people!!
    Nope Shi, just a fool. .

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    09-25-09 04:19 AM
  24. crs7088's Avatar
    crs7088
    Originally Posted by the_sandman_454
    Nope Shi, just a fool. .

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    you shouldnt be so mean to yourself!
    09-25-09 04:20 AM
  25. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    the_sandman_454
    Originally Posted by crs7088
    you shouldnt be so mean to yourself!
    . Was just trying to save u some effort. . Lol. Jk

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    09-25-09 04:22 AM
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