1. jimoates014's Avatar
    And keep monkeys away from him as well. Rumor is, he likes to spank them. Weird.

    I'm just here to establish an alibi.
    I've heard there's a warrant out for his arrest, something about bashing a bishop.


    Posted via CB10
    11-11-15 06:45 AM
  2. anon(9208252)'s Avatar
    Don't ever sell him chickens...he ends up choking them.

    I'm just here to establish an alibi.
    😮
    11-11-15 09:21 AM
  3. anon(9208252)'s Avatar
    And keep monkeys away from him as well. Rumor is, he likes to spank them. Weird.

    I'm just here to establish an alibi.
    Play spank oh well.
    kbz1960 likes this.
    11-11-15 09:22 AM
  4. TomatoPaste's Avatar
    Well, you know what happens when the rooster speaks don't you?

    Posted from my Verizon Z10 10.3.2.858
    Roosters don't speak.

    They sing.



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    11-11-15 11:03 AM
  5. TomatoPaste's Avatar
    Don't ever sell him chickens...he ends up choking them.

    I'm just here to establish an alibi.
    OMG really?


    At least now I know. Thank you.


    But wait, what's your position in this institution?

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    11-11-15 11:04 AM
  6. TomatoPaste's Avatar
    Chicken lips.
    Chickens don't have lips.

    They also sing and smile.

    Posted via CB10
    anon(9208252) likes this.
    11-11-15 11:05 AM
  7. kbz1960's Avatar
    No lips. That's gotta hurt.
    anon(9208252) likes this.
    11-11-15 11:09 AM
  8. MB64's Avatar
    No lips. That's gotta hurt.
    Better with no teeth....
    11-11-15 01:11 PM
  9. Goldboot02's Avatar
    Better with no teeth....
    I know that's right, lol
    kbz1960 and anon(9208252) like this.
    11-11-15 01:12 PM
  10. anon(9208252)'s Avatar
    I know that's right, lol
    From experience
    kbz1960 likes this.
    11-11-15 01:27 PM
  11. anon(9088244)'s Avatar
    OMG really?


    At least now I know. Thank you.


    But wait, what's your position in this institution?

    Posted via CB10
    My position requires flexibility.

    I'm just here to establish an alibi.
    11-11-15 01:27 PM
  12. kbz1960's Avatar
    My position requires flexibility.

    I'm just here to establish an alibi.
    YOWSA
    11-11-15 01:28 PM
  13. TomatoPaste's Avatar
    My position requires flexibility.

    I'm just here to establish an alibi.
    How flexible are you?.


    I need some tidying to be done at my office.

    Posted via CB10
    11-11-15 01:45 PM
  14. misterabrasive's Avatar
    My position requires flexibility.

    I'm just here to establish an alibi.
    I'm in to flexible positions.

    Posted from my Verizon Z10 10.3.2.858
    11-11-15 01:57 PM
  15. spARTacus's Avatar
    Roosters don't speak.

    They sing.



    Posted via CB10
    If a rooster was on the top, at the peak, of the sick and twisted roof, and then it laid an egg, which way would the egg roll?

    Posted via CB App for Android on Z10
    anon(9208252) likes this.
    11-11-15 03:37 PM
  16. TomatoPaste's Avatar
    If a rooster was on the top, at the peak, of the sick and twisted roof, and then it laid an egg, which way would the egg roll?

    Posted via CB App for Android on Z10
    Firstly Roosters don't lay eggs.

    They shag the hen.


    Say it with me: copulation

    Posted via CB10
    anon(9208252) likes this.
    11-11-15 03:42 PM
  17. MB64's Avatar
    My position requires flexibility.

    I'm just here to establish an alibi.
    You're hired!!!!
    11-11-15 05:04 PM
  18. misterabrasive's Avatar
    If a rooster was on the top, at the peak, of the sick and twisted roof, and then it laid an egg, which way would the egg roll?

    Posted via CB App for Android on Z10
    Toward China

    Posted from my Verizon Z10 10.3.2.858
    anon(9208252) likes this.
    11-11-15 05:26 PM
  19. middbrew's Avatar
    I'm in to flexible positions.

    Posted from my Verizon Z10 10.3.2.858
    you just can't get out of them once you're in them.
    anon(9208252) likes this.
    11-12-15 01:49 PM
  20. anon(9208252)'s Avatar
    you just can't get out of them once you're in them.
    Bad yoga
    11-12-15 03:17 PM
  21. misterabrasive's Avatar
    you just can't get out of them once you're in them.
    Very very true.

    Posted from my Verizon Z10 10.3.2.858
    anon(9208252) likes this.
    11-12-15 04:03 PM
  22. spARTacus's Avatar
    If a rooster was on the top, at the peak, of the sick and twisted roof, and then it laid an egg, which way would the egg roll?

    Posted via CB App for Android on Z10
    All of ya got it wrong. Down, obviously.

    Posted via CB App for Android on Z10
    anon(9208252) likes this.
    11-12-15 06:35 PM
  23. misterabrasive's Avatar
    All of ya got it wrong. Down, obviously.

    Posted via CB App for Android on Z10
    Well, obviously, it was a trick question. What if it was rolling up the down staircase? Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

    Posted from my Verizon Z10 10.3.2.858
    anon(9208252) likes this.
    11-12-15 07:04 PM
  24. anon(9208252)'s Avatar
    Well, obviously, it was a trick question. What if it was rolling up the down staircase? Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

    Posted from my Verizon Z10 10.3.2.858
    We have pipes here also.
    11-12-15 07:28 PM
  25. Goldboot02's Avatar
    We have pipes here also.
    Pipes and bongs, lol
    anon(9208252) likes this.
    11-12-15 07:58 PM
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