1. misterabrasive's Avatar
    You know you can trust me. Does anyone know what happened October 16 on floor 214 at 2.47pm? It was just us two. And you know it involved a mini gold ball, gloves and an ashtray. I was doing my traditional laughing dance and you had your feet in the ashtray. What happened next I feel you wouldn't like it if anyone knew...... and you didn't even have to pay me YET.

    Posted via CB10
    Yeah, that trick you did with that gold ball after you put the gloves on was something that I had only seen one time in a foreign porn flick. Talk about some afternoon delight! And if you were to, perhaps, consider doing it again, I would most definitely pay the piper.

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
    06-28-15 08:48 PM
  2. fishlove73's Avatar
    I think I saw that movie...the lady had ping pong balls. They were flying all over the place.

    Flying Spaghetti Monster running 10.3.2.840
    06-28-15 09:21 PM
  3. anon(9088244)'s Avatar
    I hate sweating. Me cheeks get flushed.

    Posted via CB10
    Which cheeks? :O

    Posted via CB10
    06-28-15 10:16 PM
  4. anon(9088244)'s Avatar
    I love it when you both sweat.

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
    So, what you're saying is, you like sweaty women?

    Posted via CB10
    06-28-15 10:18 PM
  5. anon(9208252)'s Avatar
    Sheep don't sweat. They shine.
    06-28-15 10:22 PM
  6. anon(9208252)'s Avatar
    No kids. Games on!

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
    Hey congrats, this was the 7000k post made in this thread,
    misterabrasive likes this.
    06-28-15 10:35 PM
  7. Goldboot02's Avatar
    Sheep don't sweat. They shine.
    More like glisten, lol
    06-29-15 12:42 AM
  8. Rootbrian's Avatar
    I guess the group exists within this BlackBerry Bold 9900 of mine........























    Or it never has to begin with.

    Typed from my BlackBerry Bold 9900 using Tapatalk for BlackBerry 7.1
    06-29-15 02:39 AM
  9. TomatoPaste's Avatar
    Yeah, that trick you did with that gold ball after you put the gloves on was something that I had only seen one time in a foreign porn flick. Talk about some afternoon delight! And if you were to, perhaps, consider doing it again, I would most definitely pay the piper.

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
    I did that trick to move higher up the floors. I've made it to the top now so I don't think I'll degrade myself again like that. I remember you clapping your hands like a seal and giggling like a piglet.

    I'm a changed woman, I've retired those gloves.

    Posted via CB10
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    06-29-15 04:51 AM
  10. TomatoPaste's Avatar
    Which cheeks? :O

    Posted via CB10
    The ones near my earlobes. You know the ones near my chin

    Posted via CB10
    06-29-15 04:53 AM
  11. misterabrasive's Avatar
    I did that trick to move higher up the floors. I've made it to the top now so I don't think I'll degrade myself again like that. I remember you clapping your hands like a seal and giggling like a piglet.

    I'm a changed woman, I've retired those gloves.

    Posted via CB10
    Well, I first thought that you were finally admitting that you slept your way to the top. But then I remembered that there was no sleeping involved. Your eyes were wide open with shock and awe.

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
    06-29-15 07:48 AM
  12. misterabrasive's Avatar
    So, what you're saying is, you like sweaty women?

    Posted via CB10
    It depends on the reason for the moisture. Although, it could be like a salt lick. But I believe that the proper term is glow.

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
    06-29-15 07:51 AM
  13. misterabrasive's Avatar
    I guess the group exists within this BlackBerry Bold 9900 of mine........























    Or it never has to begin with.

    Typed from my BlackBerry Bold 9900 using Tapatalk for BlackBerry 7.1
    What group? Apparently, you are way out of touch.

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
    06-29-15 07:52 AM
  14. misterabrasive's Avatar
    I did that trick to move higher up the floors. I've made it to the top now so I don't think I'll degrade myself again like that. I remember you clapping your hands like a seal and giggling like a piglet.

    I'm a changed woman, I've retired those gloves.

    Posted via CB10
    If you're interested in a new pair of gloves, someone will soft fur would be lovely. Sheepskin will work in a pinch. Ohhh! I've said too much. I hope ewe were not offended.

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
    06-29-15 07:56 AM
  15. TomatoPaste's Avatar
    Well, I first thought that you were finally admitting that you slept your way to the top. But then I remembered that there was no sleeping involved. Your eyes were wide open with shock and awe.

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
    I thought it was your eyes that were wide open with awe, inspiration and awe. Mine were directed towards the door to remind me of how I needed to exist that awful floor.

    How I made it to the top? Manipulation of people over the age of 52. Word on the street is, our captain is over 54.

    And I'm not admitting to anything. Yet.

    Posted via CB10
    06-29-15 10:14 AM
  16. TomatoPaste's Avatar
    If you're interested in a new pair of gloves, someone will soft fur would be lovely. Sheepskin will work in a pinch. Ohhh! I've said too much. I hope ewe were not offended.

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
    Good choice of words however I have retired the gloves. I got bored. I've now moved on to hats.

    And you have said too much. Hope your not blushing.

    Posted via CB10
    06-29-15 10:16 AM
  17. anon(9208252)'s Avatar
    If you're interested in a new pair of gloves, someone will soft fur would be lovely. Sheepskin will work in a pinch. Ohhh! I've said too much. I hope ewe were not offended.

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
    I know someone that could help.

    Posted via CB10
    06-29-15 10:19 AM
  18. misterabrasive's Avatar
    I thought it was your eyes that were wide open with awe, inspiration and awe. Mine were directed towards the door to remind me of how I needed to exist that awful floor.

    How I made it to the top? Manipulation of people over the age of 52. Word on the street is, our captain is over 54.

    And I'm not admitting to anything. Yet.

    Posted via CB10
    Well, you can manipulate the the heck out of me anytime and anywhere.

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
    06-29-15 10:54 AM
  19. misterabrasive's Avatar
    Good choice of words however I have retired the gloves. I got bored. I've now moved on to hats.

    And you have said too much. Hope your not blushing.

    Posted via CB10
    I'm deeply embarrassed. I'm red as a beet.

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
    06-29-15 10:56 AM
  20. misterabrasive's Avatar
    I did that trick to move higher up the floors. I've made it to the top now so I don't think I'll degrade myself again like that. I remember you clapping your hands like a seal and giggling like a piglet.

    I'm a changed woman, I've retired those gloves.

    Posted via CB10
    I just reread this. What did you change into or from, if I may be so bold.

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
    06-29-15 10:58 AM
  21. misterabrasive's Avatar
    Good choice of words however I have retired the gloves. I got bored. I've now moved on to hats.

    And you have said too much. Hope your not blushing.

    Posted via CB10
    Would you prefer a top hat and a long stiff cane?

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
    06-29-15 10:59 AM
  22. TomatoPaste's Avatar
    I'm deeply embarrassed. I'm red as a beet.

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
    Well don't be, I love beets. And I love red.

    But next time, warn me in advance if you have plans to embarrass either one of us publicly with your freaky stories.

    Posted via CB10
    06-29-15 11:35 AM
  23. TomatoPaste's Avatar
    Would you prefer a top hat and a long stiff cane?

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
    I hate canes but I love a nice shiny top hat.

    I do however love a nice long trench coat.

    Posted via CB10
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    06-29-15 11:36 AM
  24. TomatoPaste's Avatar
    I just reread this. What did you change into or from, if I may be so bold.

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
    Oh you make me blush, your being ever so bold today.

    If you just know, I changed from glasses to contacts for my routine horse ride out in the open fields.

    Posted via CB10
    06-29-15 11:38 AM
  25. TomatoPaste's Avatar
    Well, you can manipulate the the heck out of me anytime and anywhere.

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
    But last time I tried, you got ever so cross with me and suggested I stop wearing that cape you used to like. Are you openly asking me to manipulate you again like play doh?

    Posted via CB10
    06-29-15 11:40 AM
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