1. middbrew's Avatar
    I won't respond to YOUR comment carjack! Hello everyone! It's a beautiful day!

    Posted from my Fabulous Q10
    And hello to you.
    anon(9208252) likes this.
    01-02-15 08:46 AM
  2. JamBueree's Avatar
    Then you are in the right place.
    Sure feels like it.

    Miami Heat and GS Warriors fan.
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    01-02-15 08:52 AM
  3. zephyr613's Avatar
    Sigh....

    Numerous emails/personal memo's will/are being sent to certain individuals who have not conformed/held up to the agreement signed in Triplicate when invited/lured in unknowingly to this Top Secret Group.

    All others, please make an appointment on the 7th floor, Security Department, and tell whomever answers that you are there for the alligator clips and hot lights. (Please do not try to attempt to enter said door between the hours of 9 am - 7:30 pm, as we are closed for lunch)

    In addition, please continue to post your Blackberry PIN numbers as that will just continue to add to the Metadata and Personal Information (PII) that we have already been warehousing.

    Any and all negative comments by specific users will be documented in triplicate and said user will be banished to the Tertiary Networking site for demeaning responses and replies which, if continued, would be of great harm to the Group and may indeed threaten the Security of said group.

    Please ignore the men (and women) in ill-fitting dark suits with sunglasses and coiled wires leading to the right ear.

    Lastly, please be aware that this internal memos was dictated using Blackberry Assistant and generating using 2048 PGP encryption, please use your kaptain crunch issued decoder ring to read between the lines.

    //Signed//

    Master and Extreme Director of Security of a Top Secret BBM Group of Losers that doesn't Exist
    Last edited by zephyr613; 01-02-15 at 09:20 AM. Reason: Internal Security purging
    01-02-15 09:18 AM
  4. zephyr613's Avatar
    On a very serious side note......

    This office was just informed via Secure Blackberry Telephone call (after this office neglected to respond in a timely fashion via Secure BBM)
    That our illustrious Director of Security (me) is now officially a Grandfather for the fist time of a healthy baby boy born to his (my) daughter this morning at 10:02 AM EST.

    All other information will be kept internal , pending authorization to release from baby's Father who is a silent partner in this group using his Q10.

    Seriously.. that wasnt a joke, she really did just give birth..

    As such, the office of Security will be closed for the indefinite future so have at it everyone!!!
    01-02-15 09:24 AM
  5. JamBueree's Avatar
    Someone please force me to fall asleep in half an hour.

    Miami Heat and GS Warriors fan.
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    01-02-15 09:27 AM
  6. Master of Surgery's Avatar
    On a very serious side note......

    This office was just informed via Secure Blackberry Telephone call (after this office neglected to respond in a timely fashion via Secure BBM)
    That our illustrious Director of Security (me) is now officially a Grandfather for the fist time of a healthy baby boy born to his (my) daughter this morning at 10:02 AM EST.

    All other information will be kept internal , pending authorization to release from baby's Father who is a silent partner in this group using his Q10.

    Seriously.. that wasnt a joke, she really did just give birth..

    As such, the office of Security will be closed for the indefinite future so have at it everyone!!!
    Fantastic! Congratulations. Happy to hear about your new grandson. Hope momma (your daughter) is doing well also.



    Posted Securely Via BlackBerry Scarlet Passport.
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    01-02-15 09:34 AM
  7. zephyr613's Avatar
    Fantastic! Congratulations. Happy to hear about your new grandson. Hope momma (your daughter) is doing well also.



    Posted Securely Via BlackBerry Scarlet Passport.
    Thank you kind Sir, I just spoke to her (and heard the baby in background) and all is well.

    Umm, how inherently sad is it that I posted the birth of my first Grandchild on Crackberry before anywhere else...

    Bla1ze, do this qualify me more than others to receive the free Classic??
    anon(9208252) likes this.
    01-02-15 09:38 AM
  8. anon(9208252)'s Avatar
    On a very serious side note......

    This office was just informed via Secure Blackberry Telephone call (after this office neglected to respond in a timely fashion via Secure BBM)
    That our illustrious Director of Security (me) is now officially a Grandfather for the fist time of a healthy baby boy born to his (my) daughter this morning at 10:02 AM EST.

    All other information will be kept internal , pending authorization to release from baby's Father who is a silent partner in this group using his Q10.

    Seriously.. that wasnt a joke, she really did just give birth..

    As such, the office of Security will be closed for the indefinite future so have at it everyone!!!

    Congrats man,
    01-02-15 09:48 AM
  9. zephyr613's Avatar
    Congrats man,
    Thank you Sir. Having a bit of a tough time with this, even though I knew it was coming.. a Grandfather.. sheesh..
    SMH....
    anon(9208252) and Carjackd like this.
    01-02-15 09:49 AM
  10. anon(9208252)'s Avatar
    Thank you Sir. Having a bit of a tough time with this, even though I knew it was coming.. a Grandfather.. sheesh..
    SMH....

    Yes , just keep the wallet handy, lol
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    01-02-15 09:52 AM
  11. JamBueree's Avatar
    I have no idea what everyone is talking about at the moment.

    Miami Heat and GS Warriors fan.
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    01-02-15 09:58 AM
  12. anon(9208252)'s Avatar
    I have no idea what everyone is talking about at the moment.

    Miami Heat and GS Warriors fan.

    That makes 10 of us.
    01-02-15 10:01 AM
  13. zephyr613's Avatar
    It is Top Secret, but read a couple of posts above....#479
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    01-02-15 10:02 AM
  14. JamBueree's Avatar
    It is Top Secret, but read a couple of posts above....#479
    I would read but I'm suffering from the most massive migraine at the moment and it's limiting my reading ability.

    Miami Heat and GS Warriors fan.
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    01-02-15 10:04 AM
  15. zephyr613's Avatar
    I would read but I'm suffering from the most massive migraine at the moment and it's limiting my reading ability.

    Miami Heat and GS Warriors fan.
    Sorry, I have those and they can be quite debilitating..

    My daughter had a baby boy this morning..
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    01-02-15 10:05 AM
  16. anon(9208252)'s Avatar
    Then you are in the right place.
    Where's that at.

    Passport SQW100-1/10.3.1.1154
    01-02-15 10:21 AM
  17. anon(9208252)'s Avatar
    And hello to you.
    Why hello , how ya doing

    Passport SQW100-1/10.3.1.1154
    01-02-15 10:23 AM
  18. Goldboot02's Avatar
    On a very serious side note......

    This office was just informed via Secure Blackberry Telephone call (after this office neglected to respond in a timely fashion via Secure BBM)
    That our illustrious Director of Security (me) is now officially a Grandfather for the fist time of a healthy baby boy born to his (my) daughter this morning at 10:02 AM EST.

    All other information will be kept internal , pending authorization to release from baby's Father who is a silent partner in this group using his Q10.

    Seriously.. that wasnt a joke, she really did just give birth..

    As such, the office of Security will be closed for the indefinite future so have at it everyone!!!
    Congrats to you and the family Zeph.
    anon(9208252) likes this.
    01-02-15 01:18 PM
  19. zephyr613's Avatar
    Thank you my friend.

    Still dealing with the "gut punch" of the notification, but I have to say a big thank you to BB Blend - I was typing furiously on my laptop, replying to this thread and my BB was all the way upstairs. I noticed that while typing, my "incoming call"notification appeared in my lower right hand screen of laptop. It was my son in law, calling to tell me the great news.

    If not for Blend, I would have missed his call, and his notification of the Baby being born 3 minutes prior to him calling me.
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    01-02-15 01:24 PM
  20. Goldboot02's Avatar
    Good morning / afternoon everyone. I agree with Martha, it's a beautiful day, a bit nippy but beautiful.
    anon(9208252) likes this.
    01-02-15 01:42 PM
  21. anon(9208252)'s Avatar
    Good morning / afternoon everyone. I agree with Martha, it's a beautiful day, a bit nippy but beautiful.
    Yes starting to snow here and temp is dropping to -19 c

    Passport SQW100-1/10.3.1.1154
    01-02-15 01:53 PM
  22. Marthaelisa17's Avatar
    Hasn't snowed much here in Maine, but still pretty cold!

    Posted from my Fabulous Q10
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    01-02-15 05:18 PM
  23. Goldboot02's Avatar
    Hasn't snowed much here in Maine, but still pretty cold!

    Posted from my Fabulous Q10
    It's about 35 degrees here in Maryland now. That's cold enough for me.
    anon(9208252) likes this.
    01-02-15 05:21 PM
  24. Marthaelisa17's Avatar
    It's about 35 degrees here in Maryland now. That's cold enough for me.
    29 here in Maine. I'm from CA, I want to go back! Lol

    Posted from my Fabulous Q10
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    01-02-15 05:30 PM
  25. anon(9208252)'s Avatar
    Dam snow storm here in Calgary. 😂
    01-02-15 05:30 PM
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