Numerous emails/personal memo's will/are being sent to certain individuals who have not conformed/held up to the agreement signed in Triplicate when invited/lured in unknowingly to this Top Secret Group.
All others, please make an appointment on the 7th floor, Security Department, and tell whomever answers that you are there for the alligator clips and hot lights. (Please do not try to attempt to enter said door between the hours of 9 am - 7:30 pm, as we are closed for lunch)
In addition, please continue to post your Blackberry PIN numbers as that will just continue to add to the Metadata and Personal Information (PII) that we have already been warehousing.
Any and all negative comments by specific users will be documented in triplicate and said user will be banished to the Tertiary Networking site for demeaning responses and replies which, if continued, would be of great harm to the Group and may indeed threaten the Security of said group.
Please ignore the men (and women) in ill-fitting dark suits with sunglasses and coiled wires leading to the right ear.
Lastly, please be aware that this internal memos was dictated using Blackberry Assistant and generating using 2048 PGP encryption, please use your kaptain crunch issued decoder ring to read between the lines.
//Signed//
Master and Extreme Director of Security of a Top Secret BBM Group of Losers that doesn't Exist
Last edited by zephyr613; 01-02-15 at 10:20 AM.
Reason: Internal Security purging
This office was just informed via Secure Blackberry Telephone call (after this office neglected to respond in a timely fashion via Secure BBM)
That our illustrious Director of Security (me) is now officially a Grandfather for the fist time of a healthy baby boy born to his (my) daughter this morning at 10:02 AM EST.
All other information will be kept internal , pending authorization to release from baby's Father who is a silent partner in this group using his Q10.
Seriously.. that wasnt a joke, she really did just give birth..
As such, the office of Security will be closed for the indefinite future so have at it everyone!!!
This office was just informed via Secure Blackberry Telephone call (after this office neglected to respond in a timely fashion via Secure BBM)
That our illustrious Director of Security (me) is now officially a Grandfather for the fist time of a healthy baby boy born to his (my) daughter this morning at 10:02 AM EST.
All other information will be kept internal , pending authorization to release from baby's Father who is a silent partner in this group using his Q10.
Seriously.. that wasnt a joke, she really did just give birth..
As such, the office of Security will be closed for the indefinite future so have at it everyone!!!
Fantastic! Congratulations. Happy to hear about your new grandson. Hope momma (your daughter) is doing well also.
This office was just informed via Secure Blackberry Telephone call (after this office neglected to respond in a timely fashion via Secure BBM)
That our illustrious Director of Security (me) is now officially a Grandfather for the fist time of a healthy baby boy born to his (my) daughter this morning at 10:02 AM EST.
All other information will be kept internal , pending authorization to release from baby's Father who is a silent partner in this group using his Q10.
Seriously.. that wasnt a joke, she really did just give birth..
As such, the office of Security will be closed for the indefinite future so have at it everyone!!!
This office was just informed via Secure Blackberry Telephone call (after this office neglected to respond in a timely fashion via Secure BBM)
That our illustrious Director of Security (me) is now officially a Grandfather for the fist time of a healthy baby boy born to his (my) daughter this morning at 10:02 AM EST.
All other information will be kept internal , pending authorization to release from baby's Father who is a silent partner in this group using his Q10.
Seriously.. that wasnt a joke, she really did just give birth..
As such, the office of Security will be closed for the indefinite future so have at it everyone!!!
Still dealing with the "gut punch" of the notification, but I have to say a big thank you to BB Blend - I was typing furiously on my laptop, replying to this thread and my BB was all the way upstairs. I noticed that while typing, my "incoming call"notification appeared in my lower right hand screen of laptop. It was my son in law, calling to tell me the great news.
If not for Blend, I would have missed his call, and his notification of the Baby being born 3 minutes prior to him calling me.