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  1. Master of Surgery's Avatar
    OK, security audit time.

    In the very near future any and possibly all members of said group (with or without their knowledge or agreement) will be subject to a very specified security audit.

    This may or may not entail any or possibly none of the following :

    Social engineering (including age, full name DOB and SSN#)

    Questions about relatives and or family and or animals ( farm and or domestic)

    Requests of Super usernames and passwords

    Name of closest living relative and their middle name.

    Mother's maidens name. (if no name is available user will be removed from group)

    If any user fails to conform to above stated questions and others that may be asked will be subject to losing clearance and being demoted to a "Crackberry Guest" when attempting to post forum Intel.

    //Signed//

    Security and Management of Corporation.
    (Name withheld - if you have to ask it's too late. )


    Z10STL100-4/10.3.1.1154
    Good thing I'm not in this "Group". I conform for no one but myself, my family and my best patients.

    So.... I deny this request. Not that I really ever had an invitation to begin with.

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    01-01-15 02:32 PM
  2. middbrew's Avatar
    I have eyes.

    Miami Heat and GS Warriors fan.
    I see that.
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    01-01-15 02:32 PM
  3. JamBueree's Avatar
    I see that.
    You can't prove that.

    Miami Heat and GS Warriors fan.
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    01-01-15 02:34 PM
  4. middbrew's Avatar
    That's the issue..... this isn't a "group". This is a thread. If there was indeed a BBM Group then why on earth converse here in a thread and not in the actual group.

    A group within a group is incorrect.

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    Sure, that's it, no group within a group. No group to have a group within a group. Yep, that's it.
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    01-01-15 02:35 PM
  5. middbrew's Avatar
    Maybe we're shy sly
    FIFY
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    01-01-15 02:36 PM
  6. tdyhedge's Avatar
    This made me laugh so much harder than it should have.

    Miami Heat and GS Warriors fan.
    Are you saying we almost got a leak today?

    Via my simply amazing  Q10 10.3.1.1949
    01-01-15 02:36 PM
  7. anon(9208252)'s Avatar
    You can't prove that.

    Miami Heat and GS Warriors fan.

    ummm you have a avatar , you know that.
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    01-01-15 02:36 PM
  8. zephyr613's Avatar
    Memo to all :

    Please be aware that any so called "adjudication " from any other accepted authority will NOT be accepted here.

    This Group has it own Internal Security Division and as such will take precedent over any and all other. Any deviations or attempted deviations will be dealt with accordingly.

    "Time is of no Importance, only life"

    If you can de crypt the above sentence, you do not have to report to the 7th floor for electrical questions using a car battery and alligator clips.

    What this Security group does with their time is of no Importance to anyone

    //Signed//

    Jdndhxbdjajhwhuqu655t43i



    Z10STL100-4/10.3.1.1154
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    01-01-15 02:37 PM
  9. middbrew's Avatar
    Do you have two feet or something? That's kinda weird.
    Weird doesn't even start to explain it.
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    01-01-15 02:38 PM
  10. zephyr613's Avatar
    Good thing I'm not in this "Group". I conform for no one but myself, my family and my best patients.

    So.... I deny this request. Not that I really ever had an invitation to begin with.

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    Security has been notified. Expect some men with dark sunglasses to knock on your door - at night.

    Maybe


    Z10STL100-4/10.3.1.1154
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    01-01-15 02:39 PM
  11. middbrew's Avatar
    And a little stubby tail.

    Via my simply amazing  Q10 10.3.1.1949
    I'm not sure that's a tail.
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    01-01-15 02:39 PM
  12. anon(9208252)'s Avatar
    Memo to all :

    Please be aware that any so called "adjudication " from any other accepted authority will NOT be accepted here.

    This Group has it own Internal Security Division and as such will take precedent over any and all other. Any deviations or attempted deviations will be dealt with accordingly.

    "Time is of no Importance, only life"

    If you can de crypt the above sentence, you do not have to report to the 7th floor for electrical questions using a car battery and alligator clips.

    What this Security group does with their time is of no Importance to anyone

    //Signed//

    Jdndhxbdjajhwhuqu655t43i



    Z10STL100-4/10.3.1.1154
    Now that sounds more like us,
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    01-01-15 02:40 PM
  13. zephyr613's Avatar
    Now that sounds more like us,
    Thank you. We have decided to hold off on the heavy metal music playing 25X8 and shifted to the Barney theme song per your internal memo

    Of course the electricity bill will continue to increase so please ensure the CFO is aware and pays the bills.

    TYIA



    Z10STL100-4/10.3.1.1154
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    01-01-15 02:42 PM
  14. HarrisonArcher's Avatar
    I would be interested if there would be any spaces going. Currently work for local government so i can keep things quiet. Nothing much else to say on this topic apart from i would like in, simple as that.
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    01-01-15 02:42 PM
  15. middbrew's Avatar
    You can't prove that.

    Miami Heat and GS Warriors fan.
    But I can disprove the nonexistence of your eyes.
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    01-01-15 02:43 PM
  16. tdyhedge's Avatar
    Security has been notified. Expect some men with dark sunglasses to knock on your door - at night.

    Maybe


    Z10STL100-4/10.3.1.1154
    ^^^^ check out the avatar...

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    01-01-15 02:44 PM
  17. zephyr613's Avatar
    I would be interested if there would be any spaces going. Currently work for local government so i can keep things quiet. Nothing much else to say on this topic apart from i would like in, simple as that.
    Saying you "currently work for local government " is ground for removal in Group.

    Of course you would have to be in the group prior to removal. Please go see Human Resources on the 7th floor.

    Make sure you knock on the correct door though.



    Z10STL100-4/10.3.1.1154
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    01-01-15 02:45 PM
  18. zephyr613's Avatar
    ^^^^ check out the avatar...

    Via my simply amazing  Q10 10.3.1.1949
    Noted. Please refrain from dressing like the Blues Brothers.

    Appropriate uniforms will be distributed in a timely fashion.



    Z10STL100-4/10.3.1.1154
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    01-01-15 02:46 PM
  19. Master of Surgery's Avatar
    Security has been notified. Expect some men with dark sunglasses to knock on your door - at night.

    Maybe


    Z10STL100-4/10.3.1.1154
    My security has been notified. I suggest you notify your security about my security.

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    01-01-15 02:47 PM
  20. HarrisonArcher's Avatar
    Saying you "currently work for local government " is ground for removal in Group.

    Of course you would have to be in the group prior to removal. Please go see Human Resources on the 7th floor.

    Make sure you knock on the correct door though.



    Z10STL100-4/10.3.1.1154
    Looks like someone does not like "official" people so to speak. Anyways the lifts broken so i will just call up
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    01-01-15 02:50 PM
  21. zephyr613's Avatar
    My security has been notified. I suggest you notify your security about my security.

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    Our Security (us) have already been notified of your security (you) and your security has decided to join our Security as the uniforms are cooler and we can do what we want. Like hover in and around the 7th floor of Corp HQ



    Z10STL100-4/10.3.1.1154
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    01-01-15 02:50 PM
  22. anon(9208252)'s Avatar
    Looks like someone does not like "official" people so to speak. Anyways the lifts broken so i will just call up
    Don't listen to that guy, he takes pretty strong meds
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    01-01-15 02:52 PM
  23. zephyr613's Avatar
    Looks like someone does not like "official" people so to speak. Anyways the lifts broken so i will just call up
    Official people are fine. You did, however, give yourself away when using the term "lift". We in The group does not use such a term but use the approved verbiage- "da vater" or use the stairs"or even "roof top exfil"

    Phones are disconnected. Someone forgot to pay the bill.



    Z10STL100-4/10.3.1.1154
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    01-01-15 02:55 PM
  24. HarrisonArcher's Avatar
    Don't listen to that guy, he takes pretty strong meds
    Sounds like it, maybe he has just ran out of his chlordiazepoxide...
    01-01-15 02:55 PM
  25. JamBueree's Avatar
    ummm you have a avatar , you know that.
    Yoy can't prove that.
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    01-01-15 02:57 PM
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