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jimoates014

Originally Posted by BBry-Lover

And keep monkeys away from him as well. Rumor is, he likes to spank them. Weird.

I'm just here to establish an alibi.

I've heard there's a warrant out for his arrest, something about bashing a bishop.

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11-11-15 05:45 AM

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anon(9208252)

Originally Posted by BBry-Lover

Don't ever sell him chickens...he ends up choking them.

I'm just here to establish an alibi.

😮

11-11-15 08:21 AM

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anon(9208252)

Originally Posted by BBry-Lover

And keep monkeys away from him as well. Rumor is, he likes to spank them. Weird.

I'm just here to establish an alibi.

Play spank oh well.

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11-11-15 08:22 AM

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TomatoPaste

Originally Posted by misterabrasive

Well, you know what happens when the rooster speaks don't you?

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Roosters don't speak.

They sing.

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11-11-15 10:03 AM

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TomatoPaste

Originally Posted by BBry-Lover

Don't ever sell him chickens...he ends up choking them.

I'm just here to establish an alibi.

OMG really?

At least now I know. Thank you.

But wait, what's your position in this institution?

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11-11-15 10:04 AM

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TomatoPaste

Originally Posted by kbz1960

Chicken lips.

Chickens don't have lips.

They also sing and smile.

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11-11-15 10:05 AM

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kbz1960

Doesn't Matter

No lips. That's gotta hurt.

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11-11-15 10:09 AM

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MB64
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Originally Posted by kbz1960

No lips. That's gotta hurt.

Better with no teeth....

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11-11-15 12:11 PM

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Goldboot02

Originally Posted by MB64

Better with no teeth....

I know that's right, lol

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11-11-15 12:12 PM

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anon(9208252)

Originally Posted by Goldboot02

I know that's right, lol

From experience

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11-11-15 12:27 PM

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anon(9088244)

Originally Posted by piknmix

OMG really?

At least now I know. Thank you.

But wait, what's your position in this institution?

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My position requires flexibility.

I'm just here to establish an alibi.

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kbz1960

Doesn't Matter

Originally Posted by BBry-Lover

My position requires flexibility.

I'm just here to establish an alibi.

YOWSA

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11-11-15 12:28 PM

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TomatoPaste

Originally Posted by BBry-Lover

My position requires flexibility.

I'm just here to establish an alibi.

How flexible are you?.

I need some tidying to be done at my office.

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11-11-15 12:45 PM

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misterabrasive

Originally Posted by BBry-Lover

My position requires flexibility.

I'm just here to establish an alibi.

I'm in to flexible positions.

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11-11-15 12:57 PM

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spARTacus

Originally Posted by piknmix

Roosters don't speak.

They sing.

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If a rooster was on the top, at the peak, of the sick and twisted roof, and then it laid an egg, which way would the egg roll?

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TomatoPaste

Originally Posted by spARTacus

If a rooster was on the top, at the peak, of the sick and twisted roof, and then it laid an egg, which way would the egg roll?

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Firstly Roosters don't lay eggs.

They shag the hen.

Say it with me: copulation

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MB64
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Originally Posted by BBry-Lover

My position requires flexibility.

I'm just here to establish an alibi.

You're hired!!!!

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misterabrasive

Originally Posted by spARTacus

If a rooster was on the top, at the peak, of the sick and twisted roof, and then it laid an egg, which way would the egg roll?

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Toward China

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11-11-15 04:26 PM

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middbrew

Originally Posted by misterabrasive

I'm in to flexible positions.

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you just can't get out of them once you're in them.

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11-12-15 12:49 PM

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anon(9208252)

Originally Posted by middbrew

you just can't get out of them once you're in them.

Bad yoga

11-12-15 02:17 PM

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misterabrasive

Originally Posted by middbrew

you just can't get out of them once you're in them.

Very very true.

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11-12-15 03:03 PM

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spARTacus

Originally Posted by spARTacus

If a rooster was on the top, at the peak, of the sick and twisted roof, and then it laid an egg, which way would the egg roll?

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All of ya got it wrong. Down, obviously.

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11-12-15 05:35 PM

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misterabrasive

Originally Posted by spARTacus

All of ya got it wrong. Down, obviously.

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Well, obviously, it was a trick question. What if it was rolling up the down staircase? Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

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anon(9208252)

Originally Posted by misterabrasive

Well, obviously, it was a trick question. What if it was rolling up the down staircase? Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

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We have pipes here also.

11-12-15 06:28 PM

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Goldboot02

Originally Posted by WITHDRAWL

We have pipes here also.

Pipes and bongs, lol

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