[anon(9208252)]

See there! Your shopping skills are also lacking. You are supposed to pay less and get more. Not the other way around. How many warnings am I allowed before the fun...errr...punishment begins?

Posted from my Verizon Z10 10.3.2.858

It begins new every morning.
D'uh

[jimoates014]

Bossy knickers is requesting you make me a cuppa!



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Yes milady, Earl Grey to your liking?

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[TomatoPaste]

Yes milady, Earl Grey to your liking?

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Me favourite that is. Piping hot or I shan't drink it!

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[TomatoPaste]

See there! Your shopping skills are also lacking. You are supposed to pay less and get more. Not the other way around. How many warnings am I allowed before the fun...errr...punishment begins?

Posted from my Verizon Z10 10.3.2.858

When I usually pay less, I end up getting less not more because I've spent more to get more therefore less is left and less is given.

Another formal warning has been issued for verbally abusing the shopping skills of the CFO. You'll be nearing your punishment soon shall you see fit to continue this behaviour.

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[TomatoPaste]

If she'd drop those knickers I'd show her who's the boss.

Posted from my Verizon Z10 10.3.2.858

I've dropped the knickers belonging to midbrew. The odd fella has left a pair in our offices during one of his many visits to the museum of sheepology.

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[misterabrasive]

When I usually pay less, I end up getting less not more because I've spent more to get more therefore less is left and less is given.

Another formal warning has been issued for verbally abusing the shopping skills of the CFO. You'll be nearing your punishment soon shall you see fit to continue this behaviour.

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Well, in this case, less is more. The less you know, the more you'll get. Let this be a lesson to you. I'm not a moron. I just prefer that you take more off.

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[TomatoPaste]

Well, in this case, less is more. The less you know, the more you'll get. Let this be a lesson to you. I'm not a moron. I just prefer that you take more off.

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Your word play made me swoon.


But I shan't let that get in the way of work. Back to being the CFO.

Either way, your punishment is coming shortly.

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[misterabrasive]

Your word play made me swoon.


But I shan't let that get in the way of work. Back to being the CFO.

Either way, your punishment is coming shortly.

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Darn, I was hoping for a long drawn out session. I need for you to show me the error of my ways. I've been bad, very very bad. Shortly won't do it.

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[TomatoPaste]

Darn, I was hoping for a long drawn out session. I need for you to show me the error of my ways. I've been bad, very very bad. Shortly won't do it.

Posted from my Verizon Z10 10.3.2.858

Fill in the forms as to why you deserve to be punished. My assistants will look into it and you will be hearing from me in 4 to 6 weeks.

In the mean time, I have no choice but to issue a final warning.

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[spARTacus]

Enough said.

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[misterabrasive]

Fill in the forms as to why you deserve to be punished. My assistants will look into it and you will be hearing from me in 4 to 6 weeks.

In the mean time, I have no choice but to issue a final warning.

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How do you get to be one of your assistants? If one of the requirements is kissing your feet, I'm qualified. I'm ready for an in depth interview. In fact I'll probably kiss anything you have.

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[misterabrasive]

Enough said.

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Not exactly the kind of abuse I was looking for.

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[TomatoPaste]

How do you get to be one of your assistants? If one of the requirements is kissing your feet, I'm qualified. I'm ready for an in depth interview. In fact I'll probably kiss anything you have.

Posted from my Verizon Z10 10.3.2.858

Flattery will get you nowhere. Feet kissing is not permitted due to Withdrawl recently spreading foot and mouth after the sheep fiasco.

Requirements for my assistants:
1. Cup size C minimum.
2. No work attire, must come to work in PJs or dresses.
3. Must have minimum 90 years experience.

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[kbz1960]

Flattery will get you nowhere. Feet kissing is not permitted due to Withdrawl recently spreading foot and mouth after the sheep fiasco.

Requirements for my assistants:
1. Cup size C minimum.
2. No work attire, must come to work in PJs or dresses.
3. Must have minimum 90 years experience.

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Damn you're tough, even had an @ss kisser on the line and turned him down. Wow

[misterabrasive]

Flattery will get you nowhere. Feet kissing is not permitted due to Withdrawl recently spreading foot and mouth after the sheep fiasco.

Requirements for my assistants:
1. Cup size C minimum.
2. No work attire, must come to work in PJs or dresses.
3. Must have minimum 90 years experience.

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Well, 2. I can do. I'm working on 3. But number 1 is an issue. Much as I appreciate a nice C cup (not interested in anything larger) I would have to shop for a new wardrobe. I'm only an A.

Figures it would be Withdrawl that ruins the party.

Posted from my Verizon Z10 10.3.2.858

[3MIKE]

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[TomatoPaste]

Well, 2. I can do. I'm working on 3. But number 1 is an issue. Much as I appreciate a nice C cup (not interested in anything larger) I would have to shop for a new wardrobe. I'm only an A.

Figures it would be Withdrawl that ruins the party.

Posted from my Verizon Z10 10.3.2.858

The fact that you can accommodate 2 let's me know you want this job badly, great start. And since you're only an A, I'm willing to buy padding for you.


Reply as soon as possible if you're willing to try this new position out.

He won't be ruining any further parties. He is currently being dealt with.

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[TomatoPaste]

Damn you're tough, even had an @ss kisser on the line and turned him down. Wow

You seem appalled, what type of management have you have had before I took up this position?

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[kbz1960]

I'm a free range loser

[anon(9208252)]

I'm a free range loser

You look like ZORO

[misterabrasive]

You look like ZORO

Probably be helpful if that eyephone had spell check. That would be ZORRO!

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[Goldboot02]

Probably be helpful if that eyephone had spell check. That would be ZORRO!

Posted from my Verizon Z10 10.3.2.858

It only has one eye, that's the problem.

[misterabrasive]

The fact that you can accommodate 2 let's me know you want this job badly, great start. And since you're only an A, I'm willing to buy padding for you.


Reply as soon as possible if you're willing to try this new position out.

He won't be ruining any further parties. He is currently being dealt with.

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I getting tittilated just thinking about my new look. I'll try anything once. If I like it, many more times.
I hope he's getting a poke in the eye phone with a sharp stick.

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[TomatoPaste]

I getting tittilated just thinking about my new look. I'll try anything once. If I like it, many more times.
I hope he's getting a poke in the eye phone with a sharp stick.

Posted from my Verizon Z10 10.3.2.858

Now now, let's not bring our personal feelings to this. No need to be titillated, excited or churned like butter. This is business after all. And the look suits you however the role is not yours. It excited me far too much.

I poked him in the eye with my stiletto.


Great, now I feel bad.

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[MB64]

Hey guys, want to invite you to my divorce party....them to my engagement party.....I found the woman of my dreams in your group....her name is.......Diva!!!!