[Goldboot02]

But it is you that suffers from crs, because you forget that I set up all the boobie traps in the building which cause the injuries that have the bodies piled up outside for which you got hit in the head one day by a falling body as the doctor threw it out the window.

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You trap boobies? Man you need to share those boobies.

[misterabrasive]

You trap boobies? Man you need to share those boobies.

That's why we are having so much trouble. Everyone is distracted by all the boobies laying around. But don't touch them. It's a trap.

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[misterabrasive]

But it is you that suffers from crs, because you forget that I set up all the boobie traps in the building which cause the injuries that have the bodies piled up outside for which you got hit in the head one day by a falling body as the doctor threw it out the window.

Posted via CB10

Yes and we have you to thank for the horrible stench from all those rotting bodies. The least you could do is clean up your mess.

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[jimoates014]

Haven't the hyenas eaten them? The guy in the bar who sold them to me said they would. Oh, and what noise do hyenas make, the guy said it sounds a little like Baa but that's because they are Patagonian curly haired hyenas. He only charged me �50,000 each for them, is that cheap? Oh, and I have to find a friend, I overheard someone say that I should not be let out on my own.

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[misterabrasive]

Haven't the hyenas eaten them? The guy in the bar who sold them to me said they would. Oh, and what noise do hyenas make, the guy said it sounds a little like Baa but that's because they are Patagonian curly haired hyenas. He only charged me �50,000 each for them, is that cheap? Oh, and I have to find a friend, I overheard someone say that I should not be let out on my own.

Posted via CB10

No friends in here. Go on, try it alone. What do you have to lose? As for the hyenas, I would have sold you mine for less. But those Patagonian hyenas are rare. They don't really come from Patagonia. They're from Alberta. If the real owner discovers that you have been buying his stolen hyenas, he or she,as the case may be, will really start squealing. And everyone else will be laughing.

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[spARTacus]

Does this mean we are going to loose our CLT certification? We worked so hard to get that!

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[anon(9208252)]

\=D/ *PARTY* BOOBIES*PARTY* \=D/


A genius in sheeps's clothing.

[misterabrasive]

Does this mean we are going to loose our CLT certification? We worked so hard to get that!

Posted via CB App for Android on Tab4 (interim Playbook replacement)

Certified Looney Tunes? No we still have that. It's grandfathered in. Just like unlimited data. Unlimited looneyness. Forever.

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[filanto]

Certified Looney Tunes? No we still have that. It's grandfathered in. Just like unlimited data. Unlimited looneyness. Forever.

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My unlimited looney has been ramped down for too much usage. Does the complaint department still have the pull the pin on the olive green pineapple for people who complain

Posted via CB10

[misterabrasive]

My unlimited looney has been ramped down for too much usage. Does the complaint department still have the pull the pin on the olive green pineapple for people who complain

Posted via CB10

No. They redecorated. It's now peach colored with orange and yellow polka dots. And you only think your looney has been ramped down. Look in the mirror. No not that one. That convex carnival mirror. ....see what I mean? looney!

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[filanto]

No. They redecorated. It's now peach colored with orange and yellow polka dots. And you only think your looney has been ramped down. Look in the mirror. No not that one. That convex carnival mirror. ....see what I mean? looney!

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That mirror makes me look normal and makes my **** look fat. Oh wait, it is fat without the mirror

Posted via CB10

[misterabrasive]

That mirror makes me look normal and makes my **** look fat. Oh wait, it is fat without the mirror

Posted via CB10

Now that's the sort of looneyness we have come to know and love here! Bravo! Clap clap clap clap clap.

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[spARTacus]

You know they do have a cure for the clap now. You can go see Johnny of the 14th floor and he has some stuff he will sell you under the table. Not the CLT certified stuff, but it'll do the job and keeps away the questions.

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[filanto]

You know they do have a cure for the clap now. You can go see Johnny of the 14th floor and he has some stuff he will sell you under the table. Not the CLT certified stuff, but it'll do the job and keeps away the questions.

Posted via CB App for Android on Z10

With 2 "n's". Crud I went to johny and why do I feel like I'm missing my spleen

Posted via CB10

[TomatoPaste]

With 2 "n's". Crud I went to johny and why do I feel like I'm missing my spleen

Posted via CB10

Spleen is so overrated dude.

Posted via CB10

[misterabrasive]

With 2 "n's". Crud I went to johny and why do I feel like I'm missing my spleen

Posted via CB10

Well, he probably applies it under the table also. Which could be part of the problem. Did he tell you that he was just giving you a helping hand?

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[spARTacus]

...a helping hand with the clap?

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[misterabrasive]

...a helping hand with the clap?

Posted via CB App for Android on Tab4 (interim Playbook replacement)

Hey! Stranger things have happened. Look at where we are. Or, better yet, look at who we are.

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[anon(9208252)]

Hey! Stranger things have happened. Look at where we are. Or, better yet, look at who we are.

Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253

Ya listen to who is telling you that.

Look at him, he's the strangest.

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[fishlove73]

Holy crap!!! It's alive!!!

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[anon(9208252)]

Holy crap!!! It's alive!!!

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Just barely.

Wut u miss me

Posted via CB10

[fishlove73]

Just barely.

Wut u miss me

Posted via CB10

Of course!! Where the hell else am I going to buy the sheep??

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[anon(9208252)]

Of course!! Where the hell else am I going to buy the sheep??

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Yes the sheep stores are getting hard to find.

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[misterabrasive]

Yes the sheep stores are getting hard to find.

Posted via CB10

But sheep sells seashells by the seashore.

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[anon(9208252)]

But sheep sells seashells by the seashore.

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And a few other goodies also