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  1. misterabrasive's Avatar
    misterabrasive
    Originally Posted by piknmix
    Why don't you want to play games with me?

    And you could do as you please. Recline on a soft leather chair while the therapist( those who don't follow my stories, that would be me) plays the harp.

    Posted via CB10
    So, you really are Harpo Marx reincarnated.

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
    middbrew likes this.
    04-28-15 09:27 AM
  2. anon(9208252)'s Avatar
    anon(9208252)
    Originally Posted by kbz1960
    Does the therapy come with sheep?
    I come with sheep

    Passport SQW100-1
    kbz1960 and middbrew like this.
    04-28-15 09:53 AM
  3. Carjackd's Avatar
    Carjackd
    Trusted Member
    Originally Posted by piknmix
    Dear carjacked,

    I think you are out of the fixing zone.

    I'll still work on you though...... for free....

    Posted via CB10

    Top Secret BBM Group of really sick and twisted losers that may, or may not exist.-crackberry-image-22-.jpg

    Posted via my Canadian Passport
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    04-28-15 10:59 AM
  4. Carjackd's Avatar
    Carjackd
    Trusted Member
    Originally Posted by misterabrasive
    Only if sleep is the end goal. Depends on how high you can count.

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
    Count?? Ouch?!!!!

    Posted via my Canadian Passport
    kbz1960 likes this.
    04-28-15 11:00 AM
  5. filanto's Avatar
    filanto
    Originally Posted by misterabrasive
    Only if sleep is the end goal. Depends on how high you can count.

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
    This doesn't sound like it will have a happy ending

    Posted via CB10
    kbz1960 likes this.
    04-28-15 01:12 PM
  6. kbz1960's Avatar
    kbz1960
    Doesn't Matter
    Originally Posted by piknmix
    No. It does come with a leaving gift though.....










    ....... a baby doll sheep.

    Posted via CB10
    Pencil me in then.
    04-28-15 01:38 PM
  7. kbz1960's Avatar
    kbz1960
    Doesn't Matter
    Originally Posted by WITHDRAWL
    I come with sheep

    Passport SQW100-1
    TMI
    anon(9208252) likes this.
    04-28-15 01:38 PM
  8. anon(9208252)'s Avatar
    anon(9208252)
    Originally Posted by kbz1960
    Pencil me in then.

    Is that the size, pencil
    kbz1960 likes this.
    04-28-15 01:54 PM
  9. kbz1960's Avatar
    kbz1960
    Doesn't Matter
    Originally Posted by WITHDRAWL
    Is that the size, pencil
    Pffft
    04-28-15 01:56 PM
  10. anon(9208252)'s Avatar
    anon(9208252)
    Top Secret BBM Group of really sick and twisted losers that may, or may not exist.-crackberry-image-2-.jpg

    Passport SQW100-1
    04-28-15 02:01 PM
  11. misterabrasive's Avatar
    misterabrasive
    Originally Posted by filanto
    This doesn't sound like it will have a happy ending

    Posted via CB10
    Well he did claim that there was no massage involved. I'm skeptical.

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
    fishlove73 likes this.
    04-28-15 02:48 PM
  12. TomatoPaste's Avatar
    TomatoPaste
    Originally Posted by misterabrasive
    So, you really are Harpo Marx reincarnated.

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
    I might be. I always did enjoy using props

    Posted via CB10
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    04-28-15 03:16 PM
  13. TomatoPaste's Avatar
    TomatoPaste
    Originally Posted by kbz1960
    Pencil me in then.
    Your appointment date is 29/04/2015 at 10.30 am YOUR TIME.


    See how accommodating I am, the time is YOUR TIME

    Posted via CB10
    kbz1960 likes this.
    04-28-15 03:17 PM
  14. TomatoPaste's Avatar
    TomatoPaste
    Originally Posted by filanto
    This doesn't sound like it will have a happy ending

    Posted via CB10
    Low blow. Really really low blow lol

    Posted via CB10
    04-28-15 03:18 PM
  15. TomatoPaste's Avatar
    TomatoPaste
    Originally Posted by misterabrasive
    Well he did claim that there was no massage involved. I'm skeptical.

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
    She said what she said and she meant every word.


    No massage for men. Women only for free massage. Men get my usual listening ear.

    Posted via CB10
    04-28-15 03:19 PM
  16. kbz1960's Avatar
    kbz1960
    Doesn't Matter
    Originally Posted by piknmix
    Your appointment date is 29/04/2015 at 10.30 am YOUR TIME.


    See how accommodating I am, the time is YOUR TIME

    Posted via CB10
    See ya then!
    anon(9208252) likes this.
    04-28-15 04:33 PM
  17. TomatoPaste's Avatar
    TomatoPaste
    Originally Posted by kbz1960
    See ya then!
    Don't be late. Or else I'm going to have to have a session with only me, myself and Roxy.

    Posted via CB10
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    04-28-15 04:55 PM
  18. kbz1960's Avatar
    kbz1960
    Doesn't Matter
    Originally Posted by piknmix
    Don't be late. Or else I'm going to have to have a session with only me, myself and Roxy.

    Posted via CB10
    Roxy will be there? Maybe I should cancel.
    04-29-15 06:16 AM
  19. misterabrasive's Avatar
    misterabrasive
    Originally Posted by kbz1960
    Roxy will be there? Maybe I should cancel.
    Or perhaps it would be double the fun....er, therapy.

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
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    04-29-15 08:24 AM
  20. kbz1960's Avatar
    kbz1960
    Doesn't Matter
    Originally Posted by misterabrasive
    Or perhaps it would be double the fun....er, therapy.

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
    But I don't know Roxy. Oh good point. Anonymous therapy. Good call.
    04-29-15 08:30 AM
  21. TomatoPaste's Avatar
    TomatoPaste
    Originally Posted by kbz1960
    But I don't know Roxy. Oh good point. Anonymous therapy. Good call.
    Roxy me and Lizzy are good girls. Don't worry too much. She's much sweeter than me. She is known to bite though from time to time. Well I did say it was free therapy....

    Posted via CB10
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    04-29-15 10:00 AM
  22. TomatoPaste's Avatar
    TomatoPaste
    Originally Posted by misterabrasive
    Or perhaps it would be double the fun....er, therapy.

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
    You sir will have to pay for your therapy since your intentions aren't pure.

    Posted via CB10
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    04-29-15 10:01 AM
  23. kbz1960's Avatar
    kbz1960
    Doesn't Matter
    Originally Posted by piknmix
    You sir will have to pay for your therapy since your intentions aren't pure.

    Posted via CB10
    04-29-15 10:43 AM
  24. misterabrasive's Avatar
    misterabrasive
    Originally Posted by piknmix
    You sir will have to pay for your therapy since your intentions aren't pure.

    Posted via CB10
    Well I have plenty of money to go with my impure intentions. I have plenty of those, also.

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
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    04-29-15 11:58 AM
  25. misterabrasive's Avatar
    misterabrasive
    Originally Posted by piknmix
    Roxy me and Lizzy are good girls. Don't worry too much. She's much sweeter than me. She is known to bite though from time to time. Well I did say it was free therapy....

    Posted via CB10
    I don't think he's interested in good girls.

    Posted with my Z10 on Verizon 10.2.1.3253
    kbz1960 likes this.
    04-29-15 11:59 AM
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