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  1. shaleem's Avatar
    shaleem
    Originally Posted by Lostboy5151
    No one's "beyond" help! That's an oxymoron.
    If you go "beyond" help.. there's nothing out there but help.
    So what you really mean is you don't need any help at all.
    Beyond that I can't say WHAT your problem is, for sure!
    Wrong! Well, you're right about "beyond help" being an oxymoron. But I am still beyond help. Is there something beyond help? Who knows? I mean, maybe an alien like you might know, but normal humans don't know.
    02-19-15 08:40 AM
  2. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    anon(3732391)
    Originally Posted by WITHDRAWL
    Wow i have never been past the basement.

    Originally Posted by kbz1960
    Is mummers making you stay there?

    He said he's never been there.

    OK, WD.... it's safe now. you may go down there!

    Top Secret BBM Group of really sick and twisted losers that may, or may not exist.-murnuts.jpg
    Goldboot02 and anon(9208252) like this.
    02-19-15 08:41 AM
  3. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    anon(3732391)
    Originally Posted by kbz1960
    What if he freezes it over?

    Are you questioning my methods??????
    Goldboot02, anon(9208252) and kbz1960 like this.
    02-19-15 08:45 AM
  4. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    anon(3732391)
    Originally Posted by kbz1960
    What if he freezes it over?
    it'll snap right off!
    shaleem, anon(9208252) and kbz1960 like this.
    02-19-15 08:46 AM
  5. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    anon(3732391)
    Originally Posted by Czeckmate
    Of course. I'm your CEO.

    CFO !!
    Chief Female Offender!
    02-19-15 08:49 AM
  6. JamBueree's Avatar
    JamBueree
    Buena Chica
    Okay I decided to have McDonald's ordered.
    02-19-15 08:49 AM
  7. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    anon(3732391)
    Originally Posted by Czeckmate
    Okay I decided to have McDonald's ordered.

    Good call!!
    02-19-15 08:50 AM
  8. shaleem's Avatar
    shaleem
    Originally Posted by Lostboy5151
    Good morning losers!
    I hope you're feeling extra sick and twisted today!
    Actually, I'm just my usual charming, reticent self. You gotta problem wit dat?
    02-19-15 08:50 AM
  9. JamBueree's Avatar
    JamBueree
    Buena Chica
    Originally Posted by Lostboy5151
    Good call!!
    The best of calls.
    02-19-15 08:52 AM
  10. JamBueree's Avatar
    JamBueree
    Buena Chica
    It's so weird to know that eating fish can be so deadly.
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    02-19-15 08:52 AM
  11. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    anon(3732391)
    Originally Posted by mrfreeze
    She may not want to come back.
    Originally Posted by Czeckmate
    You wish.

    Gotta give the "Cool' guy a chance before you give him the cold shoulder!
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    02-19-15 08:52 AM
  12. JamBueree's Avatar
    JamBueree
    Buena Chica
    Originally Posted by Lostboy5151
    Gotta give the "Cool' guy a chance before you give him the cold shoulder!
    Lighten up the puns.
    02-19-15 08:53 AM
  13. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    anon(3732391)
    Originally Posted by jimoates014
    Good afternoon, I'm in the pub taking my anti sanity meds


    SQW 1. 10.3.1.2267

    Afternoon Jimo !
    anon(9208252) and kbz1960 like this.
    02-19-15 08:53 AM
  14. Goldboot02's Avatar
    Goldboot02
    Originally Posted by Lostboy5151
    Good morning losers!
    I hope you're feeling extra sick and twisted today!
    LB you forgot demented, that's our core competency.
    02-19-15 08:57 AM
  15. Goldboot02's Avatar
    Goldboot02
    Originally Posted by mrfreeze
    Alright Losers,

    I'm in. What do I need to do? Should I just post my PIN here?

    Freeze
    Go see the monkeys on the 7th floor.
    02-19-15 08:58 AM
  16. Goldboot02's Avatar
    Goldboot02
    Originally Posted by Lostboy5151
    Sane?? You poor thing. That will never do.
    We need to get you into a state of delusion as soon as possible!
    Apparently that self denial thing is working for her.
    02-19-15 08:59 AM
  17. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    anon(3732391)
    Originally Posted by Czeckmate
    I think you're complicating things.
    It's my job to Cause Controversy and Cloud The Issues!
    02-19-15 09:02 AM
  18. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    anon(3732391)
    Originally Posted by mrfreeze
    I think there may be some short little fat farmers around here.

    Posted via CB10

    Don't be sheepish!
    Tell us... Do you"Think' or do you "know?"
    Goldboot02, anon(9208252) and kbz1960 like this.
    02-19-15 09:06 AM
  19. LoneStarRed's Avatar
    LoneStarRed
    Originally Posted by Bla1ze
    So, what do I gotta do to join this elite group of losers? I'm pretty twisted, that has to help, right?
    Watch this guy. He's with the government and he's here to help us.

    " I do not think that word means what you think it means. "
    anon(9208252) and kbz1960 like this.
    02-19-15 09:08 AM
  20. JamBueree's Avatar
    JamBueree
    Buena Chica
    Originally Posted by Goldboot02
    Go see the monkeys on the 7th floor.
    We have a seventh floor?
    anon(9208252) and kbz1960 like this.
    02-19-15 09:09 AM
  21. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    anon(3732391)
    Originally Posted by shaleem
    Wrong! Well, you're right about "beyond help" being an oxymoron. But I am still beyond help. Is there something beyond help? Who knows? I mean, maybe an alien like you might know, but normal humans don't know.
    Right you are (I think)
    Anyway, That's why I wrote that!
    Because I KNOW!!

    Besides, Nuffin' gets by me! But that another story!
    shaleem, anon(9208252) and kbz1960 like this.
    02-19-15 09:09 AM
  22. shaleem's Avatar
    shaleem
    Originally Posted by Lostboy5151
    It's my job to Cause Controversy and Cloud The Issues!
    A job that you do exceedingly well considering that you're not from around here.
    02-19-15 09:09 AM
  23. LoneStarRed's Avatar
    LoneStarRed
    Originally Posted by Lostboy5151
    It's my job to Cause Controversy and Cloud The Issues!
    As long as you don't obfuscate things we'll be fine.

    " I do not think that word means what you think it means. "
    02-19-15 09:09 AM
  24. LoneStarRed's Avatar
    LoneStarRed
    Originally Posted by Czeckmate
    Why does Bla1ze's post get thanked and mine doesn't?
    It's a conspiracy.
    Because you wear glasses and he doesn't. Pretty myopic of people I'd say.

    " I do not think that word means what you think it means. "
    02-19-15 09:11 AM
  25. Goldboot02's Avatar
    Goldboot02
    Originally Posted by jimoates014
    Good afternoon, I'm in the pub taking my anti sanity meds


    SQW 1. 10.3.1.2267
    I'm working so feel free to take my dosage.
    02-19-15 09:15 AM
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