Any chance I can get a helmet made to thwart a ban?
Well, the ThwartaBan Helmet, Model S7ar is as of yet untested on humans. We cannot in any way be held liable for any bonks, bans, smacks, slams or outages at this time. It may cause warts. Some ThwartaBan users have been know to drool foolishly in the presence of Mavilishness. Not recommended for anyone under the age of 21 under any circumstance. Call your Doctor immediately if you experience any signs of lack of forethought, planning or basic logic.
Isn't that one of those things you get out of the vending machine in distinctly disgusting restrooms? You know, Regular, Lubricated, Ribbed, and the Special Pink Tickler?