It appears one of our auguste members of the Modfia has bannished nuts in favor of junk. Now, while on its surface, such an act would appear to be innocuous, at best, yet, I could not help but wonder what a world with nutless Thorstein's and junk laden pk's would be like.
Here are but a few examples of what a no-nut world would be like:
* Banana Junk Bread
* Peajunkbutter and Jelly
* Banana Split with a sprinkle of junk toppings
* Married to a junk buster
* Junkcracker Suite
* "Chestjunk roasting on an open fire...."
As you can see with these examples that things indeed are changing...Thorstein is now singing soprano, pk is the junkmeister, and squirrels and other animals will become extinct.
Please add your take on what a world would be like without nuts.
You people are crazy-go-junk! You are absolutely junk if you think this is going anywhere. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go get my wife a brownie sundae with extra junk.
A pirate walks awkwardly into a bar with a ship's wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender says to the pirate, "That ship's wheel in your pants must get annoying. What's it for?"
The pirate scowls and responds, "Arrrrrr, it drives me junk!"