1. alnamvet68's Avatar
    It appears one of our auguste members of the Modfia has bannished nuts in favor of junk. Now, while on its surface, such an act would appear to be innocuous, at best, yet, I could not help but wonder what a world with nutless Thorstein's and junk laden pk's would be like.

    Here are but a few examples of what a no-nut world would be like:

    * Banana Junk Bread
    * Peajunkbutter and Jelly
    * Banana Split with a sprinkle of junk toppings
    * Married to a junk buster
    * Junkcracker Suite
    * "Chestjunk roasting on an open fire...."

    As you can see with these examples that things indeed are changing...Thorstein is now singing soprano, pk is the junkmeister, and squirrels and other animals will become extinct.

    Please add your take on what a world would be like without nuts.


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    01-30-12 03:26 PM
  2. hootyhoo's Avatar
    My take is that this will be moved to OT.
    01-30-12 03:31 PM
  3. pkcable's Avatar
    My take is that this will be moved to OT.
    Or another social forum. Certainly I can take a joke.
    pmccartney likes this.
    01-30-12 03:38 PM
  4. hootyhoo's Avatar
    I was so close.
    01-30-12 03:39 PM
  5. qbnkelt's Avatar
    Wish I had some popcorn in my room........this should be good.
    01-30-12 03:40 PM
  6. sleepngbear's Avatar
    Beerjunk...

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    01-30-12 03:52 PM
  7. TheScionicMan's Avatar
    Wish I had some popcorn in my room........this should be good.
    Do you mean that caramel coated popcorn with... nuts? What do ya call a snack like that?

    Cracker Junk


    *LOL, I went to look up the ad jingle lyrics and Wikipedia claims that Cracker Jack is considered the first "junk food"...
    Last edited by TheScionicMan; 01-30-12 at 03:54 PM. Reason: funny fact
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    01-30-12 03:53 PM
  8. alnamvet68's Avatar
    ....and the first packaged non-cereal to offer a prize in every box.
    01-30-12 04:20 PM
  9. pkcable's Avatar
    01-30-12 04:21 PM
  10. alnamvet68's Avatar
    [YT]youtube.com/watch?v=nvdO3sJGK6U[/YT]

    Last edited by alnamvet68; 01-30-12 at 05:24 PM.
    01-30-12 05:17 PM
  11. TheScionicMan's Avatar
    [YT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfGD5FgtNtY[/YT]
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    01-30-12 07:59 PM
  12. kbz1960's Avatar
    Now if someone is crazy they say you're nuts. Now it's you're junk
    01-30-12 08:03 PM
  13. alnamvet68's Avatar
    Now if someone is crazy they say you're nuts. Now it's you're junk
    Yeah....and you can thank pk for turning the world upside down with that gem.
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    01-30-12 08:12 PM
  14. rrrebo's Avatar
    *pops open a can of mixed junk to munch on*

    You people are crazy-go-junk! You are absolutely junk if you think this is going anywhere. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go get my wife a brownie sundae with extra junk.
    01-30-12 08:47 PM
  15. TheScionicMan's Avatar
    A man walks into court for his competency hearing wearing nothing but plastic sandwich wrap. The judge takes one look at him and says:

    "I can clearly see you're nuts... "
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    01-30-12 08:47 PM
  16. rrrebo's Avatar
    A pirate walks awkwardly into a bar with a ship's wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender says to the pirate, "That ship's wheel in your pants must get annoying. What's it for?"

    The pirate scowls and responds, "Arrrrrr, it drives me junk!"

    Dammit, PK!
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    01-30-12 08:55 PM
  17. alnamvet68's Avatar
    You guyz are junk happy....where are you all from, San Francisco or Key West?
    01-30-12 09:31 PM
  18. rrrebo's Avatar
    You guyz are junk happy....where are you all from, San Francisco or Key West?
    I smell a junkophobe...who keeps frequenting junk threads. That' junk!
    01-30-12 09:45 PM
  19. TheScionicMan's Avatar
    Anyone know where I can find a copy of that Eddie Murphy remake of The Junky Professor? It practically has a Fart App built in...
    01-30-12 10:16 PM
  20. alnamvet68's Avatar
    [YT]youtube.com/watch?v=IxxKcU2NVns[/YT]
    Last edited by alnamvet68; 01-30-12 at 10:25 PM.
    01-30-12 10:23 PM
  21. pkcable's Avatar
    [YT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjkJfMrQ4bc[/YT]



    Found a better version!!!!!!


    [YT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLCKSPFrkJQ&feature=related[/YT]
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    01-31-12 03:09 PM
  22. TheScionicMan's Avatar
    After watching that vintage AC/DC, I thought "How could anything possibly be better?" but wow, that SpongeBob clip may be close... Too funny.
    01-31-12 03:39 PM
  23. alnamvet68's Avatar
    My youngest loves that Sponge Bob...excellent Junkman.
    01-31-12 03:42 PM
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