You know some of those things might be ok for a huge feed for say 20 to 30 of your friends, with everyone getting a 4 to 6 oz piece, but sadly there are people that can eat some of those creations in one sitting.
I know in my bad old days, I could have wolfed down a large meat pizza, belched and washed it all down with 2 liters of soda.
Never again, being fat for about 15 years was more than enough for me.