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  1. w00dy65's Avatar
    When someone asks me...How are you doing? I usually reply with one word..."Without"!

    I have a hard time not laughing at some of the blank stares I see after they hear that...you can almost hear the little wheels grinding in their dirty little minds!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-03-08 08:52 AM
  2. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    "It should only take me a couple of minutes to get it up!"

    Me, telling someone I had to turn on my computer, then them asking how long.
    10-04-08 01:00 AM
  3. bx2md's Avatar
    give me a stiff one

    "a drink"
    10-04-08 01:30 AM
  4. w00dy65's Avatar
    give me a stiff one

    "a drink"
    Now there's a classic!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-04-08 04:36 AM
  5. metalwraith's Avatar
    I always wondered what kind of clientele that sporting goods store draws in.... Just on name alone...

    Gal at work asked me for a good place to get her guy a sporting goods gift card and I told her ****'s (Sporting Goods). All was good until she typed in Dicks on her internet search engine.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-04-08 08:18 AM
  6. metalwraith's Avatar
    This is more visually than a saying...

    At my job we drive around on a forklift with a big metal pole at the end... and we shove it into.... giant rolls of carpet.... Some rolls of carpet are pink...
    10-04-08 08:26 AM
  7. Crackberrykills's Avatar
    This is more visually than a saying...

    At my job we drive around on a forklift with a big metal pole at the end... and we shove it into.... giant rolls of carpet.... Some rolls of carpet are pink...
    Ha ha ha. Nice.

    "Is it in yet?" Overheard at a video store.
    Last edited by Crackberrykills; 10-06-08 at 12:38 PM.
    10-05-08 07:18 PM
  8. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Want me to hold your wood?

    Me, helping a buddy clean his garage.
    10-06-08 05:05 AM
  9. exelant's Avatar
    My operators were removing instruments from a water channel, one of my female operators yelled,
    "Pull it out!"

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-06-08 11:12 AM
  10. w00dy65's Avatar
    The motto of a local strip bar called The Lumberyard...

    ...Where real men go to get wood!!!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-08-08 05:22 AM
  11. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    "His vibrates real loud and makes a loud noise."

    Wife of a BBM contact, talking about his BB.
    10-08-08 07:46 AM
  12. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    "Never turn the vibrate off!"

    Follow-up message by the same gal.
    10-08-08 07:59 AM
  13. BlackBerryBob's Avatar
    Try one of my Schewety Sausage Balls (Alic Baldwin - SNL).
    10-08-08 11:58 AM
  14. nicki18229's Avatar
    I can't get in the hole.[someone at work tonite trying to poke hole in juice carton]

    open wide [giving someone their meds heard the nurse say that tonite]
    10-09-08 01:25 AM
  15. stewdaddy's Avatar
    "I just need a little trim".

    What I said when the girl who cuts my hair asked me "what are we doing today?".
    10-09-08 01:44 AM
  16. w00dy65's Avatar
    "I just need a little trim".

    What I said when the girl who cuts my hair asked me "what are we doing today?".
    Well, did ya get some?

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-09-08 02:01 AM
  17. Pinkbuddy's Avatar
    I still think pinkbuddy is the worst

    The only buddy I have that is pink belongs to a few females

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com


    Ok code cracker!

    It was meant for my phone but whatever floats your boat.
    10-09-08 02:58 AM
  18. amazinglygraceless's Avatar
    Wipe your berry
    10-09-08 03:18 AM
  19. w00dy65's Avatar
    From Blackberry Customer Service:

    Have you pulled your battery?

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-09-08 08:07 AM
  20. stewdaddy's Avatar
    Well, did ya get some?

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Woody--you have a dirty mind, but I can't pick on you.

    After 13 years of marriage and 3 kids, I make a sexual inuendo out of just about anything my wife says. Pray for me.

    And yes................I did.
    10-09-08 03:18 PM
  21. w00dy65's Avatar
    LOL...we gotta stick together!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-09-08 03:20 PM
  22. JRSCCivic98's Avatar
    So, "How'd you make out?" [How did things go?]
    10-09-08 03:25 PM
  23. w00dy65's Avatar
    Can you squeeze me in?

    Regarding an appointment.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-09-08 04:00 PM
  24. darkside1k's Avatar
    Can you squeeze me in?

    Regarding an appointment.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Lol! Nice.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-09-08 09:15 PM
  25. aprilp1980's Avatar
    I can't believe you would rather use theirs and not my balls. ......... Bowling reference

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-09-08 10:33 PM
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