There was a local buy/sell radio show that I was listening to, and a young boy (caller) was on the air trying to sell puppies.
The host asked him how old the pups were and the kid replied "uhh, I don't know for sure but they just got off the tit" (weaned). The host was in tears, laughing so hard, and ask the producer if they were on delay....which they weren't.
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I work at a wastewater plant (yes, sewage plant, ). We have muffin monster grinders for grinding things in our lines (pipes), channel monster grinders for grinding big things in big pipes and open channels and a rag compactor monster to squish the water out of ground up stuff and save space in our dump trucks. They make a grinder for every occasion, lol. Remember that vampire movie 30 Days of Night? they filmed part of it inside the town's wastewater plant and ground up one of the vampires in a channel monster!
Oh, how about Beaverhausen? I'm sorry, I couldn't resist and I just teasing .
yeah, definitely the golf one. gotta clean my balls.
and it was almost in!
of course in rugby there is a position called a hooker. hmm. i hear too many things like this every day. it's funny at my bf's rugby matches to hear " hey such and such, you be hooker!" lol