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w00dy65

When someone asks me...How are you doing? I usually reply with one word..."Without"!

I have a hard time not laughing at some of the blank stares I see after they hear that...you can almost hear the little wheels grinding in their dirty little minds!

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10-03-08 08:52 AM

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JustPlainJef

"It should only take me a couple of minutes to get it up!"

Me, telling someone I had to turn on my computer, then them asking how long.

10-04-08 01:00 AM

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bx2md

give me a stiff one

"a drink"

10-04-08 01:30 AM

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w00dy65

Originally Posted by bx2md

give me a stiff one

"a drink"

Now there's a classic!

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10-04-08 04:36 AM

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metalwraith

I always wondered what kind of clientele that sporting goods store draws in.... Just on name alone...

Originally Posted by teal

Gal at work asked me for a good place to get her guy a sporting goods gift card and I told her ****'s (Sporting Goods). All was good until she typed in Dicks on her internet search engine.

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10-04-08 08:18 AM

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metalwraith

This is more visually than a saying...

At my job we drive around on a forklift with a big metal pole at the end... and we shove it into.... giant rolls of carpet.... Some rolls of carpet are pink...

10-04-08 08:26 AM

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Crackberrykills

The CBK

Originally Posted by metal_wraith

This is more visually than a saying...

At my job we drive around on a forklift with a big metal pole at the end... and we shove it into.... giant rolls of carpet.... Some rolls of carpet are pink...

Ha ha ha. Nice.

"Is it in yet?" Overheard at a video store.

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10-05-08 07:18 PM

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JustPlainJef

Want me to hold your wood?

Me, helping a buddy clean his garage.

10-06-08 05:05 AM

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exelant

My operators were removing instruments from a water channel, one of my female operators yelled,
"Pull it out!"

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10-06-08 11:12 AM

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w00dy65

The motto of a local strip bar called The Lumberyard...

...Where real men go to get wood!!!

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10-08-08 05:22 AM

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JustPlainJef

"His vibrates real loud and makes a loud noise."

Wife of a BBM contact, talking about his BB.

10-08-08 07:46 AM

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JustPlainJef

"Never turn the vibrate off!"

Follow-up message by the same gal.

10-08-08 07:59 AM

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BlackBerryBob

Try one of my Schewety Sausage Balls (Alic Baldwin - SNL).

10-08-08 11:58 AM

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nicki18229

I can't get in the hole.[someone at work tonite trying to poke hole in juice carton]

open wide [giving someone their meds heard the nurse say that tonite]

10-09-08 01:25 AM

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stewdaddy

"I just need a little trim".

What I said when the girl who cuts my hair asked me "what are we doing today?".

10-09-08 01:44 AM

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w00dy65

Originally Posted by stewdaddy

"I just need a little trim".

What I said when the girl who cuts my hair asked me "what are we doing today?".

Well, did ya get some?

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10-09-08 02:01 AM

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Pinkbuddy

Originally Posted by vinnie_dugan

I still think pinkbuddy is the worst

The only buddy I have that is pink belongs to a few females

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Ok code cracker!

It was meant for my phone but whatever floats your boat.

10-09-08 02:58 AM

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amazinglygraceless

Retired Mod

Wipe your berry

10-09-08 03:18 AM

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w00dy65

From Blackberry Customer Service:

Have you pulled your battery?

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10-09-08 08:07 AM

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stewdaddy

Originally Posted by w00dy65

Well, did ya get some?

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Woody--you have a dirty mind, but I can't pick on you.

After 13 years of marriage and 3 kids, I make a sexual inuendo out of just about anything my wife says. Pray for me.

And yes................I did.

10-09-08 03:18 PM

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w00dy65

LOL...we gotta stick together!

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10-09-08 03:20 PM

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JRSCCivic98

So, "How'd you make out?" [How did things go?]

10-09-08 03:25 PM

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w00dy65

Can you squeeze me in?

Regarding an appointment.

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10-09-08 04:00 PM

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darkside1k

Originally Posted by w00dy65

Can you squeeze me in?

Regarding an appointment.

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Lol! Nice.

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10-09-08 09:15 PM

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aprilp1980

I can't believe you would rather use theirs and not my balls. ......... Bowling reference

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10-09-08 10:33 PM

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