1. trucky's Avatar
    Baker Vince Bowen has been forced to reveal his pies contained Viagra after a batch was stolen by thieves on the way to a pie eating competition.





    An added kick: the stolen pies were laced with Viagra

    The pies, which were en route to the World Pie Eating Championships in Wigan, all contained traces of the well-known pharmaceutical sex aid, which is used as a preservative to keep the potatoes firm.

    The events organiser and bar-owner, Tony Callaghan, told locals to be on the look-out for a group of hardened criminals.

    Mr Callaghan said, It's a right ****-up. It's going to be very hard to sort this one out.

    The pie-eating championships have long made use of special ingredients to guarantee all pies are equal so that all contenders face an equally stiff competition.

    Following 2007's record-breaking time owed to over-mushy potatoes, this year the bakery researched food preservatives and discovered Viagra was best for ensuring all the potatoes were equally firm.


    12-14-10 09:34 AM
  2. SCrid2000's Avatar
    That sounds like an uplifting competition.
    Those thieves really need to grow up.
    Is that a big competition?
    If the cops look for the pies, do you think they'll come up with something?
    Pick your favorite one
    Trucky, where do you keep finding these articles? Are you just making them up?
    12-14-10 06:49 PM
  3. hootyhoo's Avatar
    These people sound like they are hardened criminals. I hope they're up to the hard time that's coming to them.

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    12-14-10 07:52 PM
  4. middbrew's Avatar
    If they sell the pies they won't get stiffed with a bad price.

    If the cops eat the pies after the nabbing the criminals, the criminals will have whats coming to them right up their ally.
    12-15-10 07:15 AM
  5. 12MaNy's Avatar
    I bet the criminals will do "hard" time after the police "spring into action" and "give em the shaft". Those pie thieves better "knock on wood".
    12-15-10 08:47 AM
  6. skullgame45's Avatar
    It must have been hard eating those pies!

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    12-15-10 09:13 AM
  7. highjakker's Avatar
    what kind of a bone head steals a pie? i'm sure the clues will point the cops into the right derection.
    yeah, i know that was a limp reply but all the good ones were taken.
    Last edited by HIGHJAKKER; 12-15-10 at 10:24 AM.
    12-15-10 09:30 AM
  8. middbrew's Avatar
    what kind of a bone head steals a pie? i'm sure the clues will point the cops into the right derection.
    yeah, i know that was a limp reply but all the good ones were taken.
    You need to eat one of the pies so your replies are so limp.
    12-15-10 12:02 PM
  9. middbrew's Avatar
    yeah, i know that was a limp reply but all the good ones were taken.
    Yeah, that's what she said...
    12-15-10 12:03 PM
  10. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Can we arrange to have their cellmates eat the pies?
    12-15-10 01:04 PM
  11. hootyhoo's Avatar
    Can we arrange to have their cellmates eat the pies?
    I think the prisons are already bulging with hardened men. .

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    12-15-10 02:01 PM
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