and then there's PRESIDENTS DAY!
This is a day set aside to Honor all of the U.S.Presidents!
Well, that,in itself is a contradiction! Honor.... Presidents.....
But, in the spirit of Celebrating... I can't think of a better day to get as blind drunk as humanly possible to honor our poor excuse for leaders!
The only other way I can imagine honoring these U.S. puppets would be to use this day as a day of mourning!
Besides, there are much better holidays to celebrate on this day.
Ferris Wheel Day celebrates the first ferris wheel exhibition in Chicago 1893.
This day is also Random Acts Of Kindness Day.
and, you're gonna love this one....
This day will charge you up. You'll be absolutely energized by it. In fact, this day is positively electrifying.
Presidents Day can't hold a candle to this one.
Monday February 17th is NATIONAL BATTERY DAY! A great day to celebrate all the "working" batteries in your life. And, it's a National day of celebration!
Makes you proud to be a human, doesn't it!!?
Scotty... beam me up!