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  1. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    The old "Good morning everyone" bit from the STD... typical.

    It's never a good morning when you're around.
    01-22-10 09:40 AM
  2. chad177's Avatar
    Hahahahaha

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-22-10 09:44 AM
  3. STD's Avatar
    The old "Good morning everyone" bit from the STD... typical.

    It's never a good morning when you're around.
    Well thats not very nice. Im actually a pretty cool organism to hang out with. Just keep me away from your naughty bits, and we'll get along just fine
    01-22-10 10:29 AM
  4. username0022's Avatar
    Well thats not very nice. Im actually a pretty cool organism to hang out with. Just keep me away from your naughty bits, and we'll get along just fine
    Which STD are you, exactly, because I'm familiar with all of the known ones (and a few of the unknown ones, too) and I don't recognize you. Do you come with a rash? A burning sensation? I'm always up to contract a new one.
    01-22-10 10:57 AM
  5. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Ummmmmm, where else would STD want to hang out?



    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-22-10 10:58 AM
  6. STD's Avatar
    Which STD are you, exactly, because I'm familiar with all of the known ones (and a few of the unknown ones, too) and I don't recognize you. Do you come with a rash? A burning sensation? I'm always up to contract a new one.
    I am likened to Chlamydia crossed with Creeping Charlie between-the-knees. I spread rapidly, and am hard to completely get rid of. Sometimes I toss in some non-odorous discharge, but only if Im in a foul mood. Zithromax really pisses me off
    01-22-10 11:08 AM
  7. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Which STD are you, exactly, because I'm familiar with all of the known ones (and a few of the unknown ones, too) and I don't recognize you. Do you come with a rash? A burning sensation? I'm always up to contract a new one.
    Maybe the drippy kind? Or an oozy one? Is there a fluid discharge you are fond of? Do you cause appendages to fall off or shrivel up?

    Edit: Nevermind. You will be contracted shortly anyway. C ya soon!
    Last edited by LazyStarGazer; 01-22-10 at 11:16 AM.
    01-22-10 11:11 AM
  8. username0022's Avatar
    I am likened to Chlamydia crossed with Creeping Charlie between-the-knees. I spread rapidly, and am hard to completely get rid of. Sometimes I toss in some non-odorous discharge, but only if Im in a foul mood. Zithromax really pisses me off
    Damn, you had me at "discharge".
    01-22-10 11:12 AM
  9. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Are we supposed to be guessing which STD you are by way of Jeopardy rules?
    01-22-10 11:17 AM
  10. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Damn, you had me at "discharge".
    Are you the one that posted the sign up sheet for:

    "Name That Discharge, by sight, smell or taste" ?
    01-22-10 11:21 AM
  11. thinkamp's Avatar
    Are you the one that posted the sign up sheet for:

    "Name That Discharge, by sight, smell or taste" ?
    EW just EW all together on that one...seriously Taste? Totally feel my lunch coming back up.
    01-22-10 11:24 AM
  12. username0022's Avatar
    EW just EW all together on that one...seriously Taste? Totally feel my lunch coming back up.
    Well, taste is the only way to know for sure what you're dealing with... Bitter? Sweet? A little sour? Unfortunately, if you're dealing with something contagious, you run the risk...
    01-22-10 11:26 AM
  13. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    You know it's bad when it tastes delicious...
    01-22-10 11:27 AM
  14. thinkamp's Avatar
    I have a feeling ya'll want me to blow chunks all over my desk.
    01-22-10 11:31 AM
  15. STD's Avatar
    Are we supposed to be guessing which STD you are by way of Jeopardy rules?
    There is only one way to find out, my friend. Have you met my friends aka Satans Little Cotton Fingers yet?
    01-22-10 11:32 AM
  16. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    I have a feeling ya'll want me to blow chunks all over my desk.
    I forgot to pack a lunch today. I call dibs on Ambers chunks.
    01-22-10 11:37 AM
  17. thinkamp's Avatar
    I forgot to pack a lunch today. I call dibs on Ambers chunks.
    Hurry come quick...I can give it to you mouth to mouth!
    01-22-10 11:39 AM
  18. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    There is only one way to find out, my friend. Have you met my friends aka Satans Little Cotton Fingers yet?
    Have you met my friend, KillYouWithMyKitty?
    01-22-10 11:39 AM
  19. username0022's Avatar
    There is only one way to find out, my friend. Have you met my friends aka Satans Little Cotton Fingers yet?
    WTF are those?!?! Haha!
    01-22-10 11:40 AM
  20. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Hurry come quick...I can give it to you mouth to mouth!
    Hahahahahahahah!

    That's what she said...
    01-22-10 11:40 AM
  21. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Good god its starting to sound like one of those nasty Max Hardcore videos all up in here
    01-22-10 11:40 AM
  22. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Hurry come quick...I can give it to you mouth to mouth!
    If I could be any bird in the world, I would be a swallow.
    01-22-10 11:41 AM
  23. username0022's Avatar
    If I could be any bird in the world, I would be a swallow.
    Now THAT'S what she said!
    01-22-10 11:42 AM
  24. STD's Avatar
    WTF are those?!?! Haha!
    I believe some people call them the Q-tips or The Swab of Doom
    01-22-10 11:43 AM
  25. thinkamp's Avatar
    I believe some people call them the Q-tips or The Swab of Doom
    OUCH! Thats how you boys get tested....The Swab of Doom goes down your little peepee hold!
    01-22-10 11:46 AM
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