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  1. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    HAHA! Its starting to clear up here, and I am now officialy diggin' it!



    Nick and Chad, neither of you could handle me. Sorry to break it to ya. If you two here anything weird like screams or very loud moaning nosies, don't come checkin on me. Its just that certain someone coming to handle some business!
    Amber, so glad to hear you're enjoying the male stripper I had sent to your room. I thought having him dress up as an accountant to handle your 'business' would be a nice touch.
    01-21-10 11:12 AM
  2. thinkamp's Avatar
    Never know when you need something in a pinch. Oh cr@p the harness broke!
    Yea me and Jen aren't to happy about that!
    That certain someone...

    Well you have it half right...he is indeed a red head, but does NOT look like that! EW!
    Amber, so glad to hear you're enjoying the male stripper I had sent to your room. I thought having him dress up as an accountant to handle your 'business' would be a nice touch.
    LMFAO! Yea it def was a nice touch to handle up that 'business'...Jen didn't really approve.
    01-21-10 11:52 AM
  3. Blkbear's Avatar
    I see the place is not as well stocked as I would have hoped. While the box of gloves is a nice touch, any gloves that do not reach your arm pits, well why use them? And no ready access to block and tackle (hooks should already be installed). And all of these ball gags have teeth in them. And must I bring my own hot boxing equipment?

    And the doors need handles, not knobs, I mean really... who can open a door when you are lubed up like a greased pig at the fair? Speaking of pigs, when was the last time this placed was mucked out? Tip floor drains and a Zoo Doo donation pickup.
    01-21-10 12:08 PM
  4. Blkbear's Avatar


    Ok who's been into my STUFF? If little Fecal isn't back in his sling by the time I get ready for my bubble bath, there will be HECK to pay and you will RUE the day... RUE IT!
    Last edited by BlkBear; 01-21-10 at 12:24 PM.
    01-21-10 12:12 PM
  5. Blkbear's Avatar
    Some how I just knew that was your van MF. Do you have those little brushes that go up into the bladder?
    01-21-10 12:23 PM
  6. trucky's Avatar
    Some how I just knew that was your van MF. Do you have those little brushes that go up into the bladder?
    Gerbils man... get with the program...
    01-21-10 12:48 PM
  7. wnm's Avatar
    Some how I just knew that was your van MF. Do you have those little brushes that go up into the bladder?
    Huh. And here I thought it was a service for those viagra and cialis users with the 4 hour erect!on.

    Silly me.
    01-21-10 12:51 PM
  8. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    The cross-dressing competition will begin at 8:30pm in the dining hall. Back-space will be judging.



    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    01-21-10 12:57 PM
  9. Blkbear's Avatar
    Gerbils man... get with the program...
    Gerbils can only be used when the toilet paper is gone. And where are you gonna find a gerbil at a moments notice? Besides, stuff sticks to their fur and you smell funny for days. What?
    01-21-10 01:05 PM
  10. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    "The TBL Motel. The perfect place to get nasty with someone elses Mom."
    01-21-10 02:00 PM
  11. Blkbear's Avatar
    "The TBL Motel. The perfect place to get nasty with someone elses Mom."
    That's what she said....
    01-21-10 02:07 PM
  12. Blkbear's Avatar

    Rubber Duckie, you're the one,
    You make kink time lots of fun,
    Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you;

    So break the lube out, yeah lots of goo,
    Making it slippery, yes you do,
    Rubber Duckie I like to slip with you,

    (splish splash, whoooo!)

    Rubber Duckie, you're so fine
    And I'm so lucky that you blow my mind
    with your leather, whips and twine...
    Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of you.

    (yeah right there... Oooooo)
    01-21-10 02:19 PM
  13. paddygirl16's Avatar
    Ok, this sucks. I go over to TBL for a cocktail to celebrate and no one is there. I mean NO ONE. Why, you might ask? They are all over here, doing unspeakables. I knew all the drinking and letting loose would end up to this horrific behavior. But, what the heck, if you can't beat them join them. So, hand me some quarters, and I will take the penthouse suite (thats the room with a bathroom). Whoot Whoot!!!!
    01-21-10 03:26 PM
  14. wnm's Avatar
    Notice:

    All patrons reserving the Penthouse Suite are reminded that activity's undertaken are recorded, and transcripts provided to Penthouse Forum under the heading of "I never thought this would happen to me".

    The Management.
    01-21-10 03:30 PM
  15. paddygirl16's Avatar
    I happen to know the management very well, and they agreed to disconnect any recording devices to uphold my intergrity and morals.
    01-21-10 03:33 PM
  16. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Shhhhhhh, Wonderful thinks I'm really turning off the surveillance system.



    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-21-10 03:41 PM
  17. Blkbear's Avatar
    Most of the rooms get wifi video streaming too. Penthouse Suite channel FTW!
    01-21-10 05:57 PM
  18. BergerKing's Avatar
    >Pssssssssssht< Alright, folks, who's gonna help unload this order of 4 whirlpool spa tubs, 440 kegs of beer, 1 gross of rubber sheets, assorted video equipment, and one mechanical sheep?

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    01-21-10 06:15 PM
  19. BergerKing's Avatar
    Oh, there's 4 55 gallpn drums of Astroglide in the nose.(I hear a couple ounces of that I could park this rig in a lunchbox.)

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    Last edited by BergerKing; 01-21-10 at 06:27 PM.
    01-21-10 06:18 PM
  20. BergerKing's Avatar
    Wait, that's a separate billing, says one M.Fesselmeyer.

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    01-21-10 06:20 PM
  21. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Beast, you showed up with those supplies, when all the men are getting ready for the cross-dressing competition. I'll get some of the more burly women together for you.



    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-21-10 06:37 PM
  22. wnm's Avatar
    Guests are reminded that all deliveries are to be in the back door.
    01-21-10 06:38 PM
  23. BergerKing's Avatar
    Oh, I didn't know ya'll had a drag-strip.

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    01-21-10 06:39 PM
  24. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Gluteus Maximus is judging.




    I hear tell youre doin well,
    Good things have come to you.
    I wish I had your good-luck charm,
    And you had a do-wacka-do, wacka do, wacka-do, wacka-do.


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    01-21-10 06:43 PM
  25. BergerKing's Avatar
    Called in an expert, eh?

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    01-21-10 06:47 PM
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