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  1. middbrew's Avatar
    I seemed to have my blackberry shoved up my ***, farts were ptterned like the way my notifications came in and I couldn't find it anywhere until I heard this ringing. Don't worry, it's been pulled out and not a single mark or scratch! Not even a smell!

    I wonder if I'll be able to walk up a wall by tomorrow.
    If you didn't even get a smell I'm thinking you need to stay another night.
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    04-08-13 12:35 PM
  2. trucky's Avatar
    I seemed to have my blackberry shoved up my ***, farts were ptterned like the way my notifications came in and I couldn't find it anywhere until I heard this ringing. Don't worry, it's been pulled out and not a single mark or scratch! Not even a smell!

    I wonder if I'll be able to walk up a wall by tomorrow.
    Perhaps you should pack a San Francisco Gerbil Extractor for your next trip.



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    04-08-13 12:50 PM
  3. BergerKing's Avatar
    Perhaps you should pack a San Francisco Gerbil Extractor for your next trip.



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    Gonna need a longer screw.
    04-08-13 10:02 PM
  4. middbrew's Avatar
    I just stepped outside and said ****, it's still winter. I'm going back in until it warms up outside.
    01-17-14 01:29 PM
  5. Kamika007z's Avatar
    It's warm out now... and I think you've been stuck in there since 2014...

    I can't even begin to imagine the smell up in there...
    BigBadWulf likes this.
    08-03-17 08:09 AM
  6. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    It's warm out now... and I think you've been stuck in there since 2014...

    I can't even begin to imagine the smell up in there...
    As long as the beer keeps being delivered, I don't think he cares.
    08-03-17 08:13 AM
  7. Kamika007z's Avatar
    Makes sense.

    I would ask if someone would be brave enough to go in to check and make sure that they're... you know... still using BlackBerry 10 devices.
    08-03-17 08:16 AM
  8. middbrew's Avatar
    First off, the beer is still being delivered on schedule. Secondly, the smell is part of the appeal. Thirdly, thanks for letting me know it's warmed up outside. I might go out for a little bit.
    BigBadWulf likes this.
    08-09-17 08:08 PM
  9. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    My G-d, if you go searching for a BB10, you may never come back.
    08-09-17 08:27 PM
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