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  1. BergerKing's Avatar
    reason #256 why rubber sheets a good idea
    Plus it makes the butter flavored Crisco parties so fun.

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    01-20-10 09:43 AM
  2. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Plus it makes the butter flavored Crisco parties so fun.

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    oh yo! where do I sign up for THAT!? Do I need to sign an injury waiver?
    01-20-10 09:46 AM
  3. BergerKing's Avatar
    Well, after the nightstands were padded, it lowered the insurance rates enought that the waivers were no longer needed. But that can only be done in the non-smoking rooms!

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    01-20-10 09:50 AM
  4. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    There's sign up for any number of group activities, at the front desk.




    I hear tell youre doin well,
    Good things have come to you.
    I wish I had your good-luck charm,
    And you had a do-wacka-do, wacka do, wacka-do, wacka-do.


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    01-20-10 09:52 AM
  5. wnm's Avatar
    If you're going to bring the trapeze, you need to provide an insurance certificate to cover any repairs to the ceiling.
    01-20-10 09:53 AM
  6. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Well, I for one am extremely excited to finally try out my new light saber on 'Naked Star Wars' night. And did 'Jell-o Co-ed Nekkid Twister' Night get cancelled for lack of interest? I didnt see it on the sign-up sheet out front.
    01-20-10 10:00 AM
  7. wnm's Avatar
    Well, I for one am extremely excited to finally try out my new light saber on 'Naked Star Wars' night. And did 'Jell-o Co-ed Nekkid Twister' Night get cancelled for lack of interest? I didnt see it on the sign-up sheet out front.
    It was replaced with build your own whipped cream sundae night.
    01-20-10 10:03 AM
  8. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Mmmmmm, I like extra nuts
    01-20-10 10:06 AM
  9. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    My apologies folks, but due to the class of clientele as of late, the pool/jacussi area has been difficult at best to maintain.



    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    01-20-10 10:36 AM
  10. wnm's Avatar
    Yeah, what's causing all that foam?
    01-20-10 10:41 AM
  11. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    yeah, the hot tub looks like a giant cappucino. But....its not.

    I forgot to ask, does the motel have ample parking? My vehicle is somewhat large

    01-20-10 10:46 AM
  12. wnm's Avatar
    yeah, the hot tub looks like a giant cappucino. But....its not.

    I forgot to ask, does the motel have ample parking? My vehicle is somewhat large

    From the brochure:

    "The Motel offers both front and rear entry access"

    I'd say yeah.
    01-20-10 10:50 AM
  13. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    so is liquor in the front? and poker in the rear? or vice-versa?
    01-20-10 10:54 AM
  14. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Any idea what sort of load the ceiling can take?
    In case I'm in the mood to hang devices, people, etc ?
    01-20-10 10:57 AM
  15. wnm's Avatar
    Any idea what sort of load the ceiling can take?
    In case I'm in the mood to hang devices, people, etc ?
    Nope. That's why this is required:

    http://forums.crackberry.com/f36/tbl...ml#post4526747
    01-20-10 10:58 AM
  16. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Any idea what sort of load the ceiling can take?
    In case I'm in the mood to hang devices, people, etc ?



    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    01-20-10 11:06 AM
  17. thinkamp's Avatar
    I just wanna spit in someones face right now.

    oops wrong thread.
    01-20-10 11:18 AM
  18. LazyStarGazer's Avatar


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    How strong are those fans? The spinning gives me ideas for new fun games.

    Also, I hope the employees are discreet. Some of my female friends travel with a lot of supplies in suitcases, trunks, boxes etc. I don't want the front desk clerk sticking his hand inside their boxes.
    01-20-10 11:19 AM
  19. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    I just wanna spit in someones face right now.

    oops wrong thread.
    No Ambz, you're in the right place. That's on the S & M sign up board.



    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    01-20-10 11:20 AM
  20. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    I just wanna spit in someones face right now.

    oops wrong thread.
    Im pretty sure thats not frowned upon in here
    01-20-10 11:21 AM
  21. thinkamp's Avatar
    No Ambz, you're in the right place. That's on the S & M sign up board.
    Oh yay! now I feel welcome and just need to get that dumb MFer in here so I can spit away!!

    Im pretty sure thats not frowned upon in here
    Totally just made me think of the hangover!
    01-20-10 11:23 AM
  22. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Why are you linking me back to the same page?


    I just wanna spit in someones face right now.

    oops wrong thread.
    Not neccesarily Amber. The guests at this hotel are into a lot of different stuff.
    01-20-10 11:23 AM
  23. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    I wonder if F29 is still selling his anal beads, or did S7ar Sr3am snatch them up already?

    *waits for both of them to come to the motel now*
    muahahaha.
    01-20-10 11:40 AM
  24. thinkamp's Avatar
    Not neccesarily Amber. The guests at this hotel are into a lot of different stuff.
    Bunch of damn freaks if you ask me, but I don't mind.
    I wonder if F29 is still selling his anal beads, or did S7ar Sr3am snatch them up already?

    *waits for both of them to come to the motel now*
    muahahaha.
    LMFAO! That completed my day!
    01-20-10 11:42 AM
  25. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    I think Stevens has moved past the anal beads and graduated to the Vibrating Thunder Plug (it glows in the dark too). His skillset is quite advanced.
    01-20-10 11:43 AM
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