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  1. Blkbear's Avatar
    They serve a variety of snacks and finger food.

    There is goo on that toe!
    01-29-10 06:05 PM
  2. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    all things considered, isn't it to be expected?



    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-29-10 06:16 PM
  3. paddygirl16's Avatar


    I really think if you change the name you might drum up more business at this dump (I mean establishment)
    01-29-10 08:33 PM
  4. Blkbear's Avatar


    I really think if you change the name you might drum up more business at this dump (I mean establishment)
    Glass half empty or half full? Ya know it depends on the glass!!
    01-29-10 08:35 PM
  5. Blkbear's Avatar
    Warning do not click if easily offended.

    Trust me... you don't wanna click.

    Shout out to the dudes that like older women. on Twitpic

    Just remember, once seen it can not be unseen.
    01-29-10 08:45 PM
  6. paddygirl16's Avatar
    Warning do not click if easily offended.

    Trust me... you don't wanna click.

    Shout out to the dudes that like older women. on Twitpic

    Just remember, once seen it can not be unseen.
    I know I think too much, but I was wondering why the **** she took a self portrait of herself. Very confused and sort of sick to my stomach.
    01-29-10 08:50 PM
  7. Blkbear's Avatar
    I know I think too much, but I was wondering why the **** she took a self portrait of herself. Very confused and sort of sick to my stomach.
    Easy answer.... she was feeling frisky.
    01-29-10 08:55 PM
  8. paddygirl16's Avatar
    I hope when I am that age I am still frisky. Just don't think I would take a pic.
    01-29-10 08:57 PM
  9. Blkbear's Avatar
    How about posing for PlayGrandad?
    01-29-10 09:03 PM
  10. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Warning do not click if easily offended.

    Trust me... you don't wanna click.

    Shout out to the dudes that like older women. on Twitpic

    Just remember, once seen it can not be unseen.
    Dammit! I knew I shouldn't have bought grandma a laptop and webcam.

    Edit: Look Bear! Dangly bits!
    Last edited by LazyStarGazer; 01-29-10 at 09:19 PM.
    01-29-10 09:14 PM
  11. digital_cataclysm's Avatar
    Kinda reminds me of that Alien/Human hybrid creature in "Alien:Resurrection" just before it gets sucked out into the vacuum of space through a small hole in the ships hull. *ShhhhhPppluuurrrrrp!*

    It was just prettier to look at, is all.
    \eyebleach.
    \\now.
    01-29-10 11:11 PM
  12. BigBadWulf's Avatar


    I really think if you change the name you might drum up more business at this dump (I mean establishment)
    Darlin', I can't believe you would post something so inappropriate, and not tell me about it.

    Warning do not click if easily offended.

    Trust me... you don't wanna click.

    Shout out to the dudes that like older women. on Twitpic

    Just remember, once seen it can not be unseen.
    Baby Bear, that wasn't just inappropriate, that will haunt my dreams for months, and completely change my outlook on aging forever. Why, just why
    01-29-10 11:53 PM
  13. Blkbear's Avatar
    Grandmaw just got all humpered by the shar pei,
    Looks like she's got some kind of doggie, type disease...
    We all thought it might be mange or rabies...
    but the vet said no, it was just a case, wrinkled, old gal knees.

    I really think he was a lying, as he shooed us out the back alley door...
    how could this be a case of old knees...
    when she's naked, in collar, down on all fours.

    She started barking at the moon now,
    and she is scratching at the door....
    can't let her out, cause she's in heat now...
    and theres a line of horny huskies... down the block, two streets over... maybe four.

    I blame this all on BadBadWulf's Sleazy Motel...
    They rent the rooms there by the hour, sometimes three and even more....
    They have all sorts of slutty parties...
    with tons of pimps and coked up, skanky, meth'ed out,
    nasty wThe TBL Sleazy Motel-censored.gifres....
    Last edited by BlkBear; 01-30-10 at 01:56 AM.
    01-30-10 12:45 AM
  14. Blkbear's Avatar
    Darlin', I can't believe you would post something so inappropriate, and not tell me about it.



    Baby Bear, that wasn't just inappropriate, that will haunt my dreams for months, and completely change my outlook on aging forever. Why, just why
    Father, during my Googling, I have run into a thing or two that would shock, if not completely destroy your kindly, gentle sensibilities. Now dearest poppa, you have something to look forward to, when my little bother and I, send you to the old folks home, before you can spend our inheritance.

    Jazzy old ladies as frisky as meerkats of the Kalahari.
    01-30-10 12:50 AM
  15. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Bear, that is one of those catchy tunes I'll be singing all day tomorrow. Errr, thank you.

    Frisky meerkats, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
    01-30-10 12:55 AM
  16. Blkbear's Avatar
    Bear, that is one of those catchy tunes I'll be singing all day tomorrow. Errr, thank you.

    Frisky meerkats, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
    Just make sure when you are doing it, it's in your head.

    And yes hot frisky old ladies, shaking their groove thing in your face, with lap dances, and stripper walkers (no poles too hard on old hips), and the old bump and grind as they peel off their Depends. Just thing of it Dad, you swapping denture paste with sweet thing, like the lady on the table a few posts back.
    Pardon me... *burp* I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...
    01-30-10 02:04 AM
  17. paddygirl16's Avatar


    Thank goodness the AC folks are here. It is hot up in the penthouse.
    01-31-10 09:21 PM
  18. Back-space's Avatar


    Thank goodness the AC folks are here. It is hot up in the penthouse.
    Who are you to call them? That's not in the budget! First we pay hydro and water... Then we restock the booze at the bar... Get with the program
    01-31-10 09:24 PM
  19. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    With that young man, all other necessities are quickly forgotten.



    WAPers do it With A Passion
    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-31-10 09:28 PM
  20. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    What? It's posted!





    WAPers do it With A Passion
    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    02-02-10 06:05 PM
  21. paddygirl16's Avatar


    Ok everyone the Hotel is now OPEN!!!!. Our Maitenance crew just cleared all the snow.
    02-09-10 09:09 PM
  22. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Man, I'm so glad this place is open. I was getting tired of bringing my lovers to my moms house. She just asks too many questions.
    Why do you need all those power cords?
    Who took the battery out of the flashlight?
    What happened to my olive oil?
    Why do you have leather clothes?
    Why is the rope from my bathrobe tied to the bed?
    02-09-10 09:20 PM
  23. paddygirl16's Avatar
    Man, I'm so glad this place is open. I was getting tired of bringing my lovers to my moms house. She just asks too many questions.
    Why do you need all those power cords?
    Who took the battery out of the flashlight?
    What happened to my olive oil?
    Why do you have leather clothes?
    Why is the rope from my bathrobe tied to the bed?

    We needed the power cords to plug in our new rodeo bull in the bar.
    The batteries in this place seem to dissappear. I don't think the energizer bunny is telling the truth about how long they last.
    The chef is making your dinner with the olive oil.
    Leather is durable, and timeless. Duh!!
    The rope I can't explain - but I am sure the maid can explain why she has ankle and wrist burns.
    02-09-10 09:25 PM
  24. Back-space's Avatar
    We needed the power cords to plug in our new rodeo bull in the bar.
    The batteries in this place seem to dissappear. I don't think the energizer bunny is telling the truth about how long they last.
    The chef is making your dinner with the olive oil.
    Leather is durable, and timeless. Duh!!
    The rope I can't explain - but I am sure the maid can explain why she has ankle and wrist burns.
    You know they sell stuff that doesn't leave rope burn? Although I don't think it's quite as fun
    02-09-10 09:29 PM
  25. wnm's Avatar
    That's why vinyl was invented.
    02-10-10 08:50 AM
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