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  1. Blkbear's Avatar
    all i would like to know is why was the house keeping lady standing at the end of my bed this morning wearing spandex and a richard nixon mask?!
    It wasn't the short one with the pony tail was it?

    Slip her a 10 and she'll show you.
    *Faints*
    01-24-10 03:56 PM
  2. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    For $20 she'll let you wear the mask.



    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    01-24-10 04:08 PM
  3. paddygirl16's Avatar


    All staff and patrons have been asked to leave the sleazy hotel this evening as a team comes in after a wild weekend to wash everything down.
    01-24-10 09:47 PM
  4. chad177's Avatar
    For $20 she'll let you wear the mask.



    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    i think she looks better with the mask on....
    01-24-10 10:28 PM
  5. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    I don't care what your language,
    the gift shop has what it takes
    to make your night special





    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    01-25-10 04:32 AM
  6. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    i think she looks better with the mask on....
    If you say so...

    01-25-10 05:19 AM
  7. Blkbear's Avatar
    If you say so...

    That is a picture of her when she was younger, as you will notice she was wearing a mask even then. There was a reason for that.

    There are storage rooms full of what most people call statues... Every wonder how the Romans and Greeks had all those nice looking marble statues... Well Medusa, really had/has what would be considered a butter face. Hot body, but her face will turn ya to stone.

    One of the main reasons most of those statues were naked or half naked was, well this motel!!! Yup it's been around for some time, and so has old Maddy. One hand for the mask, one hand for the er...snakes.
    Last edited by BlkBear; 01-25-10 at 05:33 AM.
    01-25-10 05:30 AM
  8. BergerKing's Avatar
    [/QUOTE]

    Somebody is trying to tell us the Mexican Food Buffet next door is hampering their fun.

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    01-25-10 06:56 PM
  9. wnm's Avatar
    I hope Amby doesn't leave befor I get there. I'm stuck at a meeting

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    01-25-10 07:38 PM
  10. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Stop at the bar for a few drinks first, and I'll bet putting this on damn near anyone would work.





    I hear tell youre doin well,
    Good things have come to you.
    I wish I had your good-luck charm,
    And you had a do-wacka-do, wacka do, wacka-do, wacka-do.


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    01-25-10 08:09 PM
  11. paddygirl16's Avatar


    Maybe this sign confused all the patrons.
    01-27-10 10:01 PM
  12. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    It was the yellow crime scene tape and dozens of cops that kept me away. Now that the rain has washed away the chalk outline of the body, maybe things can get back to 'normal'.
    01-27-10 10:15 PM
  13. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Oh please! You'd think, being the third time this week that MF killed her , everyone would be used to it already.



    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    01-27-10 11:12 PM
  14. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Maybe. But I think Nick did it. It was some new attachment that he used.
    01-28-10 04:16 AM
  15. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Oh, well that sucks.





    I hear tell youre doin well,
    Good things have come to you.
    I wish I had your good-luck charm,
    And you had a do-wacka-do, wacka do, wacka-do, wacka-do.


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    01-28-10 04:24 AM
  16. ShiPanda's Avatar
    Sleazy cheesy lemon squeezy!
    01-28-10 04:24 AM
  17. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Oh, well that sucks.



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    That might be more entertaining if it had a squeezy thing at both ends.
    01-28-10 04:35 AM
  18. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Possibly so, but I had this pictured in my mind:




    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    01-28-10 04:40 AM
  19. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    That's it! That's what I saw Nick wheel into MF's room that night. He also had a bag slung over his shoulders. And one below his waist, as he wasn't wearing any pants.
    01-28-10 04:48 AM
  20. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Yep! That sounds like Nick.



    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    01-28-10 05:01 AM
  21. ShiPanda's Avatar
    I come and visit your frickin motel and no one says anything?! Im leaving!!!!!
    01-28-10 05:03 AM
  22. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Now how classless would we appear, with manners?



    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-28-10 05:27 AM
  23. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    I come and visit your frickin motel and no one says anything?! Im leaving!!!!!
    Sorry, I thought that was another one of your 'Random Thought' posts.

    Sleazy: Perfect.
    Lemon Squeezy: Lots a that goin' on.
    Cheesy: Hey, we're no strangers to fun with food here, so bring it.

    Don't forget to check the sign up sheet in the lobby. You might be intersted in the 'Find the jelly bean' game.

    Rooms are available by the hour or the day.

    P.S. Be careful in the bathroom. In case you back into one of the towel holders.
    01-28-10 05:28 AM
  24. ShiPanda's Avatar
    Now how classless would we appear, with manners?



    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    what?
    Sorry, I thought that was another one of your 'Random Thought' posts.

    Sleazy: Perfect.
    Lemon Squeezy: Lots a that goin' on.
    Cheesy: Hey, we're no strangers to fun with food here, so bring it.

    Don't forget to check the sign up sheet in the lobby. You might be intersted in the 'Find the jelly bean' game.

    Rooms are available by the hour or the day.

    P.S. Be careful in the bathroom. In case you back into one of the towel holders.
    you dont rent by the min?
    01-28-10 05:40 AM
  25. wnm's Avatar
    Minute?

    And I see the felt on the pool table is going to have to be replaced again.
    01-28-10 06:12 AM
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