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  1. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Does that mean the poke holes can stay?
    Shhhhhhhhhhh, we're making them more discreet.



    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-23-10 08:03 PM
  2. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    The Mustache Ride is up and running!

    Please have your quarters ready at the lobby!
    Seems to me, pennies from heaven would be a more appropriate currency.




    I hear tell youre doin well,
    Good things have come to you.
    I wish I had your good-luck charm,
    And you had a do-wacka-do, wacka do, wacka-do, wacka-do.


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    01-23-10 08:07 PM
  3. paddygirl16's Avatar
    Darn it, I used up all my quarters in the "vending machine".
    01-23-10 08:14 PM
  4. paddygirl16's Avatar
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    01-23-10 08:24 PM
  5. paddygirl16's Avatar
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    This guy made me win the first round. Whoot Whoot Ride em cowboy.
    01-23-10 08:35 PM
  6. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    I thought I found an anaconda under MF's bed, but whatever it was, I had it tagged and released at the Bunny Ranch.



    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-23-10 08:37 PM
  7. paddygirl16's Avatar
    I thought I found an anaconda under MF's bed, but whatever it was, I had it tagged and released at the Bunny Ranch.



    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    She is going to be pissed. That was for later on tonight.
    01-23-10 08:39 PM
  8. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    She is going to be pissed. That was for later on tonight.
    Uh oh! I've got to return to the ranch folks, I'll be back in :::: looks in wallet :::: 5 hours.




    I hear tell youre doin well,
    Good things have come to you.
    I wish I had your good-luck charm,
    And you had a do-wacka-do, wacka do, wacka-do, wacka-do.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-23-10 08:46 PM
  9. BergerKing's Avatar
    That's a pretty happy looking goat. Besides, I can't believe he fell for that, again! 3 times already, and all he's gotten was hand lotion.

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    Last edited by BergerKing; 01-23-10 at 09:24 PM.
    01-23-10 09:18 PM
  10. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    If you saw what (who's what at that) got stuck in the machine last night, you'd understand the smile.



    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-23-10 09:33 PM
  11. chad177's Avatar
    *walks in and hears "lookin for love in all the wrong places" playing*
    01-24-10 03:21 AM
  12. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    To the person who keeps filling the blow up doll with water, and leaving her face down in the pool, it's not funny!

    Thank you,
    Management




    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-24-10 06:23 AM
  13. paddygirl16's Avatar
    To the person who keeps filling the blow up doll with water, and leaving her face down in the pool, it's not funny!

    Thank you,
    Management




    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com

    She was Backspaces date last night. He must have been lonely without her.
    01-24-10 08:14 AM
  14. paddygirl16's Avatar


    Management,

    I am sure the male patrons appreciate the upgrades you have done in the men's room. However, you still have not fixed all the holes in the walls in ladies room. It always feels like someone is watching you.
    01-24-10 08:22 AM
  15. paddygirl16's Avatar
    To the person who keeps filling the blow up doll with water, and leaving her face down in the pool, it's not funny!

    Thank you,
    Management




    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.




    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
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    Ok she seems to be dry again. Now Backspace can have a proper date with her this evening.
    01-24-10 08:28 AM
  16. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Dang maintenance! I told them to get some mirrors up and cover them. I'll get right on it.



    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-24-10 08:31 AM
  17. LazyStarGazer's Avatar


    Management,

    I am sure the male patrons appreciate the upgrades you have done in the men's room. However, you still have not fixed all the holes in the walls in ladies room. It always feels like someone is watching you.
    Look lady, maybe your staying at the wrong motel.

    First, you complained about the pictures of a mans open mouth that we had painted in the bottom of all the toilets, so we had them scraped off.
    Now this.

    What's next, are you going to complain about the 10" 'novelty' towel holders too?
    01-24-10 10:00 AM
  18. paddygirl16's Avatar
    I have to admit I am a hotel snoob. But my pimp (whoops I mean my Corporate office) gets a discount here.

    And wow!! those were towel holders? And I thought it was an "extra" for being in the penthouse suite.
    01-24-10 10:14 AM
  19. thinkamp's Avatar
    omg there is blood everywhere....WTF happened last night?
    well im off to take a shower and clean things up a bit.
    01-24-10 12:15 PM
  20. paddygirl16's Avatar
    omg there is blood everywhere....WTF happened last night?
    well im off to take a shower and clean things up a bit.


    Don't forget you hazmat suit.
    01-24-10 12:30 PM
  21. exelant's Avatar
    This room has the grossest bathroom I've ever seen! When I asked for an upgrade, the manager offeres his car! I guess I'd rather go in the alley out back!


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    01-24-10 12:54 PM
  22. Blkbear's Avatar
    Gross? Hey that's the DELUXE bathroom, it has a water bottle to catch the water so you can drink it! And look premoistened floors to wash any stickiness from your feet after those steamy group activities... and the toilet, well sure it's a little stained, but hey it works great and gives those with certain... er.. how should I put this...tastes? no.... likes? nah...oh yeah fetishes!!! a place to enjoy them, without exposing those with weaker sensibilities to them. *cough*
    01-24-10 03:14 PM
  23. BergerKing's Avatar
    Gross? Hey that's the DELUXE bathroom, it has a water bottle to catch the water so you can drink it! And look premoistened floors to wash any stickiness from your feet after those steamy group activities... and the toilet, well sure it's a little stained, but hey it works great and gives those with certain... er.. how should I put this...tastes? no.... likes? nah...oh yeah fetishes!!! a place to enjoy them, without exposing those with weaker sensibilities to them. *cough*
    Yes, this is the 'green' bathroom of the future. Automatic recycling!

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    01-24-10 03:46 PM
  24. chad177's Avatar
    all i would like to know is why was the house keeping lady standing at the end of my bed this morning wearing spandex and a richard nixon mask?!
    01-24-10 03:47 PM
  25. BergerKing's Avatar
    Slip her a 10 and she'll show you.
    01-24-10 03:52 PM
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