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  1. Blkbear's Avatar
    Well hello Dolly. Rawr.

    My neighbors, now know that a crazy man lives behind them, laughing like a loon after midnight!!

    And ya know, she is kinda hot, in a "take me now, shear me close.." kinda way.
    Last edited by BlkBear; 01-23-10 at 04:57 AM.
    01-23-10 02:20 AM
  2. Blkbear's Avatar
    Heres me in mine.

    The help here is going to the dogs! But hey if it's free, I might hit that after a few drinks (Costco delivers right?). I mean if that New Zealand chick is busy and all.
    01-23-10 02:25 AM
  3. ShiPanda's Avatar
    Do you rent by the hour?...
    01-23-10 04:49 AM
  4. Blkbear's Avatar
    Do you rent by the hour?...
    Only if you expect to use the shower and the towels. TIP, bring your own towels, your skin will thank you later... trust me.
    01-23-10 04:59 AM
  5. ShiPanda's Avatar
    That washes all the stank off!
    01-23-10 05:21 AM
  6. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    If you want the stank back, simply touch any surface on the motel property. There simply isn't a square inch of the place that hasn't seen the nasty at some point in time.
    01-23-10 06:11 AM
  7. ShiPanda's Avatar
    Oh ddddddeeearr!
    01-23-10 06:15 AM
  8. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Awwwwww, come on! The place oozes fun.



    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    01-23-10 06:38 AM
  9. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Ok, I don't know who did it, but let me tell you something. Putting used Trojans on the ceiling fan is not cool.
    My hand accidentally hit the wall switch and set the thing spinning last night during a moment of intense/exquisite pleasure.
    The thing flew across the room like a water balloon into my open mouth, almost choking me.
    Luckily, the girl I was with has much experience with latex, and a talented tongue, and was able to retrieve it from my wind pipe and still save the moment.
    01-23-10 07:03 AM
  10. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Ok, I don't know who did it, but let me tell you something. Putting used Trojans on the ceiling fan is not cool.
    My hand accidentally hit the wall switch and set the thing spinning last night during a moment of intense/exquisite pleasure.
    The thing flew across the room like a water balloon into my open mouth, almost choking me.
    Luckily, the girl I was with has much experience with latex, and a talented tongue, and was able to retrieve it from my wind pipe and still save the moment.
    finally my Red Cross training paid off!

    hoo boy its too early for this......*trudges back off to bed*
    01-23-10 07:06 AM
  11. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    finally my Red Cross training paid off!

    hoo boy its too early for this......*trudges back off to bed*
    That's also why I'm betting all my money on you in the 'Undress a man using only your tongue' contest.
    01-23-10 07:13 AM
  12. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    I've heard cherry stems aren't the only thing MF can put in her mouth, and tie in a knot with her tongue.



    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-23-10 08:36 AM
  13. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Hey it aint easy bein' sleazy

    *adjusts crown*
    01-23-10 08:52 AM
  14. Tripster's Avatar
    01-23-10 09:46 AM
  15. ms monster's Avatar
    Well hello Dolly. Rawr.
    I wanna play Farmer Brown!

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    01-23-10 10:03 AM
  16. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    I wanna play Farmer Brown!

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    Sunday is role playing day, so shine your saddle, charge up your cattle prod, oil your whip, choose your outfit and get ready.
    01-23-10 02:34 PM
  17. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Could we possibly change that to oil up your cattle prod?



    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-23-10 06:22 PM
  18. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    To whomever submitted the anonymous complaint about peep holes in the ladies room. Management would like to extend a sincere apology.


















    Maintenance assured me they would not be detected.





    I hear tell youre doin well,
    Good things have come to you.
    I wish I had your good-luck charm,
    And you had a do-wacka-do, wacka do, wacka-do, wacka-do.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-23-10 06:44 PM
  19. BergerKing's Avatar
    Ok, I'm at the supplier for the motel's new floor covering. We are saving a ton by it not requiring hardware. This stuff is lick and stick!



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    01-23-10 07:11 PM
  20. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Once again shag will be popular lingo.




    I hear tell youre doin well,
    Good things have come to you.
    I wish I had your good-luck charm,
    And you had a do-wacka-do, wacka do, wacka-do, wacka-do.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-23-10 07:28 PM
  21. BergerKing's Avatar
    You know, that's one thing I could put in the 'Things the kids of today will never see' thread. A carpet you could flush a pheasant from. You could see gals in the 60s and 70s that looked like they had a date with Chewbacca after a bad superglue accident.

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    01-23-10 07:34 PM
  22. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    To whomever submitted the anonymous complaint about peep holes in the ladies room. Management would like to extend a sincere apology.












    Maintenance assured me they would not be detected.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Does that mean the poke holes can stay?
    01-23-10 07:49 PM
  23. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    The Mustache Ride is up and running!

    Please have your quarters ready at the lobby!
    01-23-10 07:56 PM
  24. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    You know, that's one thing I could put in the 'Things the kids of today will never see' thread. A carpet you could flush a pheasant from. You could see gals in the 60s and 70s that looked like they had a date with Chewbacca after a bad superglue accident.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Remember these?




    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-23-10 07:57 PM
  25. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Could we possibly change that to oil up your cattle prod?


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Lubricant is a given. That's why there's a dispenser beside every bed.
    01-23-10 07:57 PM
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