The help here is going to the dogs! But hey if it's free, I might hit that after a few drinks (Costco delivers right?). I mean if that New Zealand chick is busy and all.
If you want the stank back, simply touch any surface on the motel property. There simply isn't a square inch of the place that hasn't seen the nasty at some point in time.
Ok, I don't know who did it, but let me tell you something. Putting used Trojans on the ceiling fan is not cool.
My hand accidentally hit the wall switch and set the thing spinning last night during a moment of intense/exquisite pleasure.
The thing flew across the room like a water balloon into my open mouth, almost choking me.
Luckily, the girl I was with has much experience with latex, and a talented tongue, and was able to retrieve it from my wind pipe and still save the moment.
Ok, I don't know who did it, but let me tell you something. Putting used Trojans on the ceiling fan is not cool.
My hand accidentally hit the wall switch and set the thing spinning last night during a moment of intense/exquisite pleasure.
The thing flew across the room like a water balloon into my open mouth, almost choking me.
Luckily, the girl I was with has much experience with latex, and a talented tongue, and was able to retrieve it from my wind pipe and still save the moment.
finally my Red Cross training paid off!
hoo boy its too early for this......*trudges back off to bed*
To whomever submitted the anonymous complaint about peep holes in the ladies room. Management would like to extend a sincere apology.
Maintenance assured me they would not be detected.
I hear tell you�re doin� well,
Good things have come to you.
I wish I had your good-luck charm,
And you had a do-wacka-do, wacka do, wacka-do, wacka-do.
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I hear tell you�re doin� well,
Good things have come to you.
I wish I had your good-luck charm,
And you had a do-wacka-do, wacka do, wacka-do, wacka-do.
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You know, that's one thing I could put in the 'Things the kids of today will never see' thread. A carpet you could flush a pheasant from. You could see gals in the 60s and 70s that looked like they had a date with Chewbacca after a bad superglue accident.
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You know, that's one thing I could put in the 'Things the kids of today will never see' thread. A carpet you could flush a pheasant from. You could see gals in the 60s and 70s that looked like they had a date with Chewbacca after a bad superglue accident.
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Remember these?
I'm Hand Javin' baby!
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