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  1. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    I have epilepsy but I'll only have an episode during a moustache ride.

    Oh the irony.
    01-22-10 03:58 PM
  2. STD's Avatar
    PUBLIC ANOUNCEMENT TO ALL PATRONS OF THE TBL SLEAZY MOTEL::

    Prada will soon be offering moustache rides in the lobby for anyone interested.
    The ride will not be suitable for those with weak hearts, pregnant women, or those with epileptic disorders.
    Will dental dams be made available??
    01-22-10 04:00 PM
  3. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    For the cheap price of a quarter you'll be feeling the nostalgia of being a kid again in front of your favorite grocery store!!!

    Will dental dams be made available??
    No, but seatbelts will be available for those with safety in mind.
    Last edited by xxxxpradaxxxx; 01-22-10 at 04:04 PM.
    01-22-10 04:02 PM
  4. STD's Avatar
    No, but seatbelts will be available for those with safety in mind.
    That might help in regards to preventing a broken hip or a head wound.....but a seatbelt offers no protection against me.
    01-22-10 04:04 PM
  5. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Are you sure you're the one who needs protectin'?
    01-22-10 04:08 PM
  6. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    That might help in regards to preventing a broken hip or a head wound.....but a seatbelt offers no protection against me.
    Go away you dirty STD! I only practice clean and safe moustache riding! *hmpf*
    01-22-10 04:12 PM
  7. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAaaaaHHAHAHAAhahaA
    01-22-10 04:22 PM
  8. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Is the moustache sanitary after multiple riders?
    01-22-10 05:09 PM
  9. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Im sure he uses sanitizer in between rides, but Im afraid of my delicate love biscuits getting chapped from said sanitizer
    01-22-10 05:25 PM
  10. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    What about the thingy that you put the quarter in? Is that cleaned? I don't want to put it in a dirty slot.

    Edit: I guess it would be safe if I wore a rubber. glove.
    Last edited by LazyStarGazer; 01-22-10 at 05:49 PM.
    01-22-10 05:42 PM
  11. ms monster's Avatar
    What do you expect for a quarter, a French Maid?

    Edit: Um...I don't think so......it would take SEVERAL quarters.

    BTW We seems to have the same taste in coverings. My uniform is black and white latex.
    Last edited by ms monster; 01-22-10 at 06:36 PM.
    01-22-10 05:49 PM
  12. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Why monster! I thought you'd never come. To the motel that is.



    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    01-22-10 06:09 PM
  13. ms monster's Avatar
    Why monster! I thought you'd never come. To the motel that is.
    Well it was real easy to come.......in when I saw how much fun everyone was having.

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    Last edited by ms monster; 01-22-10 at 06:44 PM.
    01-22-10 06:40 PM
  14. Blkbear's Avatar
    What do you expect for a quarter, a French Maid?

    Edit: Um...I don't think so......it would take SEVERAL quarters.

    BTW We seems to have the same taste in coverings. My uniform is black and white latex.
    We'd be lucky if the maid did more than grunt in this place!
    01-22-10 07:05 PM
  15. ms monster's Avatar
    We'd be lucky if the maid did more than grunt in this place!
    That's because she's the wrong kind of working maid

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    01-22-10 07:12 PM
  16. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    At least she grunts in French.



    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-22-10 08:02 PM
  17. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    What do you expect for a quarter, a French Maid?

    Edit: Um...I don't think so......it would take SEVERAL quarters.

    BTW We seems to have the same taste in coverings. My uniform is black and white latex.
    I must say, I'm impressed by your eye for detail.
    Without the feather duster, it just wouldn't be believable.



    Heres me in mine.



    You look much better.
    01-22-10 08:18 PM
  18. paddygirl16's Avatar
    Wow, what a rough day at work. I broke one of my 5 inch heels, I have a run in my fish nets, and for the life of me I can't find my panties. I am desperate need of a drink, but someone took all the booze at TBL. I hope they replenished my fridge in the penthouse with something other than whip cream. I am starting to get a bit dissappointed in this joint, it is nothing like the shiney brochure I saw in the waiting room at the clinic.
    01-22-10 08:37 PM
  19. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    :::: wonders how Wonderful saw a shiny brochure. They weren't printed on glossy paper ::::




    I hear tell youre doin well,
    Good things have come to you.
    I wish I had your good-luck charm,
    And you had a do-wacka-do, wacka do, wacka-do, wacka-do.


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    01-22-10 08:42 PM
  20. paddygirl16's Avatar
    [b]:::: wonders how Wonderful saw a shiny brochure. They weren't printed on glossy paper ::::[


    I hear tell youre doin well,
    Good things have come to you.
    I wish I had your good-luck charm,
    And you had a do-wacka-do, wacka do, wacka-do, wacka-do.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    The lady at the clinic said STD dropped it off. I should have known better.
    01-22-10 08:45 PM
  21. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    The lady at the clinic said STD dropped it off. I should have known better.
    I wonder if it's the same clinic he recommended to me?
    He said I should go to the receptionist and say "STD sent me."
    Last edited by LazyStarGazer; 01-22-10 at 10:13 PM.
    01-22-10 08:55 PM
  22. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    I got my parting gift. Did you get yours?




    I hear tell youre doin well,
    Good things have come to you.
    I wish I had your good-luck charm,
    And you had a do-wacka-do, wacka do, wacka-do, wacka-do.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-22-10 09:02 PM
  23. paddygirl16's Avatar
    I got my parting gift. Did you get yours?




    I hear tell youre doin well,
    Good things have come to you.
    I wish I had your good-luck charm,
    And you had a do-wacka-do, wacka do, wacka-do, wacka-do.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com

    I got nuttin. I did take a lolipop from the reception desk when she wasn't looking though.
    01-22-10 09:04 PM
  24. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Hmmmmmmm, candy little girl?




    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    01-22-10 09:27 PM
  25. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Well hello Dolly. Rawr.

    01-23-10 12:10 AM
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