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  1. username0022's Avatar
    I believe some people call them the Q-tips or The Swab of Doom
    Bust, I thought it was a symptom of some sort. Boo...
    01-22-10 11:46 AM
  2. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    OUCH! Thats how you boys get tested....The Swab of Doom goes down your little peepee hold!
    I bet every man who reads this unconsciously puts their legs together.
    01-22-10 11:49 AM
  3. thinkamp's Avatar
    I bet every man who reads this unconsciously puts their legs together.
    LOL...sorry boys...that is one reason I'm happy to be a woman.

    PS. it was supposed to say HOLE not HOLD
    01-22-10 11:51 AM
  4. STD's Avatar
    You know it's bad when it tastes delicious...
    mmmmmmm yeah. which I why I leave you that occasional reminder on your lip.

    baby
    01-22-10 11:58 AM
  5. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Unconsciously heck! I grabbed, and it wasn't for gusto.



    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-22-10 11:59 AM
  6. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    mmmmmmm yeah. which I why I leave you that occasional reminder on your lip.

    baby
    What is Herpes?

    I'll take Apetit for $8,000 Alex...
    01-22-10 12:03 PM
  7. wnm's Avatar
    I bet every man who reads this unconsciously puts their legs together.
    Yeah. The problem is when you do that, it leaves you more vulnerable in another area.
    01-22-10 12:05 PM
  8. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Ok Ed, I'd like to know if there is a comment box anywhere? I have a complaint to management:

    A more thorough description of activities on the sign-up sheets would be appreciated. Obviously the "Thursday Night Pink Piccolo/Rusty Trombone Acustical Jam" had NOTHING to do with music lessons.

    Now I have to go rewash my shower cap.
    01-22-10 12:12 PM
  9. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    "The Bake Sale" was the one that got me.

    I never knew fudge had so many meanings.
    01-22-10 12:23 PM
  10. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    yeah but the pie eating contest was pretty fun....
    01-22-10 12:26 PM
  11. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Everyone's a winner!
    01-22-10 12:28 PM
  12. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Ok Ed, I'd like to know if there is a comment box anywhere? I have a complaint to management:

    A more thorough description of activities on the sign-up sheets would be appreciated. Obviously the "Thursday Night Pink Piccolo/Rusty Trombone Acustical Jam" had NOTHING to do with music lessons.

    Now I have to go rewash my shower cap.
    I'll have maintenance put one up, but you know management. Most will be made into paper footballs, others posted in the employee lounge for amusement and scorn.




    I hear tell youre doin well,
    Good things have come to you.
    I wish I had your good-luck charm,
    And you had a do-wacka-do, wacka do, wacka-do, wacka-do.


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    01-22-10 12:34 PM
  13. trucky's Avatar
    Management Sign Team have been busily working...

    01-22-10 01:25 PM
  14. trucky's Avatar
    We are sorry but this one must be posted as well...

    01-22-10 01:25 PM
  15. trucky's Avatar
    and we are truly sorry that it has come to this... something about cornhusks... I don't know...

    01-22-10 01:31 PM
  16. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    PSA of the Day:

    The city and state inspectors have been through, and while they understand it's the "TBL Sleazy Motel", they will lock the doors, and board up the windows, if flagrant illegal activities continue. Let's see if we can't manage a little more verbal creativity, and less blatant smuttery.

    Thank you,
    Management




    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-22-10 01:50 PM
  17. trucky's Avatar
    the sounds of smackage
    01-22-10 01:59 PM
  18. chad177's Avatar
    Decon team needed in room 208

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-22-10 02:01 PM
  19. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Decon team needed in room 208

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Level 2 Biohazard suit???

    *crosses fingers*
    01-22-10 02:02 PM
  20. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    PSA of the Day:

    The city and state inspectors have been through, and while they understand it's the "TBL Sleazy Motel", they will lock the doors, and board up the windows, if flagrant illegal activities continue. Let's see if we can't manage a little more verbal creativity, and less blatant smuttery.

    Thank you,
    Management



    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Uh oh. I'd better wipe off the handle of that ban hammer I 'borrowed' and put it back.

    How's that? Leaves it all in the realm of imagination...
    01-22-10 02:05 PM
  21. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Due to group game play, not in keeping with it's intended design, the pool hall will be closed, while the tables are resurfaced.

    Thank you,
    Management




    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-22-10 02:30 PM
  22. wnm's Avatar
    Attention all Guests:

    The Management of the TBL Sleazy Motel encourages healthy or unhealthy interaction among our patrons, however; we wish to remind you to be respectful of the surrounding community. When engaging in activities, please keep the blinds and doors closed. Also you are reminded, that all purchases from the gift shop must be packaged in a plain brown paper bag.

    The Management
    01-22-10 02:32 PM
  23. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    With ball-in-hand on the five I hooked him behind the six for the nine ride.
    I apologize for any damage to the table



    Due to group game play, not in keeping with it's intended design, the pool hall will be closed, while the tables are resurfaced.

    Thank you,
    Management




    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-22-10 02:34 PM
  24. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    PUBLIC ANOUNCEMENT TO ALL PATRONS OF THE TBL SLEAZY MOTEL::

    Prada will soon be offering moustache rides in the lobby for anyone interested.
    The ride will not be suitable for those with weak hearts, pregnant women, or those with epileptic disorders.
    01-22-10 02:39 PM
  25. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    PUBLIC ANOUNCEMENT TO ALL PATRONS OF THE TBL SLEAZY MOTEL::

    Prada will soon be offering moustache rides in the lobby for anyone interested.
    The ride will not be suitable for those with weak hearts, pregnant women, or those with epileptic disorders.
    Dang! Two out of three ain't bad.




    I hear tell youre doin well,
    Good things have come to you.
    I wish I had your good-luck charm,
    And you had a do-wacka-do, wacka do, wacka-do, wacka-do.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-22-10 02:55 PM
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