[qbnkelt]

....which would put the patrons out of commission for a couple of weeks and put the motel and restaurant in financial jeopardy....


(looked it up>>>>WHOA!!!!!!! SIX weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!<<<<<<)

[BigBadWulf]

If I could get the right mix of nurses, I think I might be able to turn it around. Maybe trucky could make me a sign....

"Now Hiring - nurses on private staff"

[cerealberry]

Just say "ahhhhhhhhhhhh"

[highjakker]

will the continental breakfast now include a sponge bath?

[BigBadWulf]

There's an a la carte menu available at the hostess stand.

[highjakker]

at the TBL sleazy motel they're known as door hores

[SCrid2000]

at the TBL sleazy motel they're known as door hores

But not within earshot!

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[cerealberry]

Need a place to crash for the next few nights... Went on hotel.com. This place isn't even listed......

[highjakker]

should have checked craigslist.......

[BigBadWulf]

Or here:

Popular Undercover Hotels *

*the preceding link is in no way an endorsement by the TBL Sleazy Motel, CrackBerry.com, or it's affiliates. It's purely there for entertainment value only. Management at the TBL Sleazy Motel thanks you for your understanding.

[the_sandman_454]

You can also get the TBL Sleazy Motel home game, so you can make any motel you find feel just like the TBL Sleazy Motel... The kit includes most of the items you may need, and even includes a phone diirectory in case you need some companionship during your stay...

[BB_Junky]

HEY....why am i naked......and whats a roofy?

[Rootbrian]

Just caught my 9700 red-handed having sex with a 9300. What a bad dog!!

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[highjakker]

Just caught my 9700 red-handed having sex with a 9300. What a bad dog!!

and my droid XXX filmed the whole thing! bootleg copies will be for sale in the lobby or free with a 24 hour room rental.

[Magickal]

I must say my stay here last night was interesting. I herd noises from neighboring rooms that I have only herd on animal planet. If I ever find my self in this neck of the woods again I may decide the entertainment is worth the missed sleep lol.

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[BigBadWulf]

I must say my stay here last night was interesting. I herd noises from neighboring rooms that I have only herd on animal planet. If I ever find my self in this neck of the woods again I may decide the entertainment is worth the missed sleep lol.

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Glad you enjoyed your stay. My plan was more traditional walls, but my Japanese architect assured me it wasn't necessary.

[trucky]

... and what, exactly, is wrong with animal sounds?

[LazyStarGazer]

I don't mind the sounds, but the spraying takes some getting used to.

[highjakker]

in a bind the paper walls make for good TP

[trucky]

Those rice paper walls are also quite handy if you need a quick snack and just can't quite get up any more.

[middbrew]

Those rice paper walls are also quite handy if you need a quick snack and just can't quite get up any more.

That shouldn't be a problem. Just try the free samples of Viagra.

[Magickal]

Lmao, uhh one sugestion to wipe with the wall and one to eat them, next time I want a room in the basement!

[Rootbrian]

I think we need to install touch screens on the wall, or a whole layer of LCD that is stylus and finger friendly to write notes on, with wireless memopad sync

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[Magickal]

I think all that nice tec stuff would get ruined in a hurry lol.

[BigBadWulf]

Lmao, uhh one sugestion to wipe with the wall and one to eat them, next time I want a room in the basement!

I have a room prepared, just for you. !

I think we need to install touch screens on the wall, or a whole layer of LCD that is stylus and finger friendly to write notes on, with wireless memopad sync

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Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I can see some potential there.