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Blkbear

Originally Posted by chad177

all i would like to know is why was the house keeping lady standing at the end of my bed this morning wearing spandex and a richard nixon mask?!

It wasn't the short one with the pony tail was it?

Originally Posted by BergerKing

Slip her a 10 and she'll show you.

*Faints*

01-24-10 03:56 PM

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BigBadWulf
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For $20 she'll let you wear the mask.

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01-24-10 04:08 PM

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paddygirl16

All staff and patrons have been asked to leave the sleazy hotel this evening as a team comes in after a wild weekend to wash everything down.

01-24-10 09:47 PM

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chad177

Originally Posted by BigBadWulf

For $20 she'll let you wear the mask.

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i think she looks better with the mask on....

01-24-10 10:28 PM

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BigBadWulf
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I don't care what your language,
the gift shop has what it takes
to make your night special

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01-25-10 04:32 AM

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LazyStarGazer

Originally Posted by chad177

i think she looks better with the mask on....

If you say so...

01-25-10 05:19 AM

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Blkbear

Originally Posted by LazyStarGazer

If you say so...

That is a picture of her when she was younger, as you will notice she was wearing a mask even then. There was a reason for that.

There are storage rooms full of what most people call statues... Every wonder how the Romans and Greeks had all those nice looking marble statues... Well Medusa, really had/has what would be considered a butter face. Hot body, but her face will turn ya to stone.

One of the main reasons most of those statues were naked or half naked was, well this motel!!! Yup it's been around for some time, and so has old Maddy. One hand for the mask, one hand for the er...snakes.

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01-25-10 05:30 AM

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BergerKing
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Somebody is trying to tell us the Mexican Food Buffet next door is hampering their fun.

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01-25-10 06:56 PM

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wnm

I hope Amby doesn't leave befor I get there. I'm stuck at a meeting

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01-25-10 07:38 PM

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BigBadWulf
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Stop at the bar for a few drinks first, and I'll bet putting this on damn near anyone would work.

I hear tell you�re doin� well,
Good things have come to you.
I wish I had your good-luck charm,
And you had a do-wacka-do, wacka do, wacka-do, wacka-do.

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01-25-10 08:09 PM

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paddygirl16

Maybe this sign confused all the patrons.

01-27-10 10:01 PM

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LazyStarGazer

It was the yellow crime scene tape and dozens of cops that kept me away. Now that the rain has washed away the chalk outline of the body, maybe things can get back to 'normal'.

01-27-10 10:15 PM

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BigBadWulf
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Oh please! You'd think, being the third time this week that MF killed her , everyone would be used to it already.

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01-27-10 11:12 PM

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LazyStarGazer

Maybe. But I think Nick did it. It was some new attachment that he used.

01-28-10 04:16 AM

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BigBadWulf
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Oh, well that sucks.

I hear tell you�re doin� well,
Good things have come to you.
I wish I had your good-luck charm,
And you had a do-wacka-do, wacka do, wacka-do, wacka-do.

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01-28-10 04:24 AM

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ShiPanda

Sleazy cheesy lemon squeezy!

01-28-10 04:24 AM

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LazyStarGazer

Originally Posted by BigBadWulf

Oh, well that sucks.

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That might be more entertaining if it had a squeezy thing at both ends.

01-28-10 04:35 AM

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BigBadWulf
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Possibly so, but I had this pictured in my mind:

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01-28-10 04:40 AM

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LazyStarGazer

That's it! That's what I saw Nick wheel into MF's room that night. He also had a bag slung over his shoulders. And one below his waist, as he wasn't wearing any pants.

01-28-10 04:48 AM

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BigBadWulf
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Yep! That sounds like Nick.

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01-28-10 05:01 AM

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ShiPanda

I come and visit your frickin motel and no one says anything?! Im leaving!!!!!

01-28-10 05:03 AM

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BigBadWulf
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Now how classless would we appear, with manners?

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01-28-10 05:27 AM

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LazyStarGazer

Originally Posted by ShiPanda

I come and visit your frickin motel and no one says anything?! Im leaving!!!!!

Sorry, I thought that was another one of your 'Random Thought' posts.

Sleazy: Perfect.
Lemon Squeezy: Lots a that goin' on.
Cheesy: Hey, we're no strangers to fun with food here, so bring it.

Don't forget to check the sign up sheet in the lobby. You might be intersted in the 'Find the jelly bean' game.

Rooms are available by the hour or the day.

P.S. Be careful in the bathroom. In case you back into one of the towel holders.

01-28-10 05:28 AM

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ShiPanda

Originally Posted by BigBadWulf

Now how classless would we appear, with manners?

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what?

Originally Posted by LazyStarGazer

Sorry, I thought that was another one of your 'Random Thought' posts.

Sleazy: Perfect.
Lemon Squeezy: Lots a that goin' on.
Cheesy: Hey, we're no strangers to fun with food here, so bring it.

Don't forget to check the sign up sheet in the lobby. You might be intersted in the 'Find the jelly bean' game.

Rooms are available by the hour or the day.

P.S. Be careful in the bathroom. In case you back into one of the towel holders.

you dont rent by the min?

01-28-10 05:40 AM

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wnm

Minute?

And I see the felt on the pool table is going to have to be replaced again.

01-28-10 06:12 AM

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