[BigBadWulf]

Does that mean the poke holes can stay?

Shhhhhhhhhhh, we're making them more discreet.

I'm Hand Javin' baby!
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If everyone spoke Wulfanese�, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.

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[BigBadWulf]

The Mustache Ride is up and running!

Please have your quarters ready at the lobby!

Seems to me, pennies from heaven would be a more appropriate currency.

I hear tell you�re doin� well,
Good things have come to you.
I wish I had your good-luck charm,
And you had a do-wacka-do, wacka do, wacka-do, wacka-do.

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[paddygirl16]

Darn it, I used up all my quarters in the "vending machine".

[paddygirl16]

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[paddygirl16]

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This guy made me win the first round. Whoot Whoot Ride em cowboy.

[BigBadWulf]

I thought I found an anaconda under MF's bed, but whatever it was, I had it tagged and released at the Bunny Ranch.

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[paddygirl16]

I thought I found an anaconda under MF's bed, but whatever it was, I had it tagged and released at the Bunny Ranch.

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She is going to be pissed. That was for later on tonight.

[BigBadWulf]

She is going to be pissed. That was for later on tonight.

Uh oh! I've got to return to the ranch folks, I'll be back in :::: looks in wallet :::: 5 hours.

I hear tell you�re doin� well,
Good things have come to you.
I wish I had your good-luck charm,
And you had a do-wacka-do, wacka do, wacka-do, wacka-do.

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[BergerKing]

That's a pretty happy looking goat. Besides, I can't believe he fell for that, again! 3 times already, and all he's gotten was hand lotion.

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[BigBadWulf]

If you saw what (who's what at that) got stuck in the machine last night, you'd understand the smile.

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[chad177]

*walks in and hears "lookin for love in all the wrong places" playing*

[BigBadWulf]

To the person who keeps filling the blow up doll with water, and leaving her face down in the pool, it's not funny!

Thank you,
Management

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[paddygirl16]

To the person who keeps filling the blow up doll with water, and leaving her face down in the pool, it's not funny!

Thank you,
Management

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She was Backspaces date last night. He must have been lonely without her.

[paddygirl16]

Management,

I am sure the male patrons appreciate the upgrades you have done in the men's room. However, you still have not fixed all the holes in the walls in ladies room. It always feels like someone is watching you.

[paddygirl16]

To the person who keeps filling the blow up doll with water, and leaving her face down in the pool, it's not funny!

Thank you,
Management

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Ok she seems to be dry again. Now Backspace can have a proper date with her this evening.

[BigBadWulf]

Dang maintenance! I told them to get some mirrors up and cover them. I'll get right on it.

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[LazyStarGazer]

Management,

I am sure the male patrons appreciate the upgrades you have done in the men's room. However, you still have not fixed all the holes in the walls in ladies room. It always feels like someone is watching you.

Look lady, maybe your staying at the wrong motel.

First, you complained about the pictures of a mans open mouth that we had painted in the bottom of all the toilets, so we had them scraped off.
Now this.

What's next, are you going to complain about the 10" 'novelty' towel holders too?

[paddygirl16]

I have to admit I am a hotel snoob. But my pimp (whoops I mean my Corporate office) gets a discount here.

And wow!! those were towel holders? And I thought it was an "extra" for being in the penthouse suite.

[thinkamp]

omg there is blood everywhere....WTF happened last night?
well im off to take a shower and clean things up a bit.

[paddygirl16]

omg there is blood everywhere....WTF happened last night?
well im off to take a shower and clean things up a bit.

Don't forget you hazmat suit.

[exelant]

This room has the grossest bathroom I've ever seen! When I asked for an upgrade, the manager offeres his car! I guess I'd rather go in the alley out back!


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[Blkbear]

Gross? Hey that's the DELUXE bathroom, it has a water bottle to catch the water so you can drink it! And look premoistened floors to wash any stickiness from your feet after those steamy group activities... and the toilet, well sure it's a little stained, but hey it works great and gives those with certain... er.. how should I put this...tastes? no.... likes? nah...oh yeah fetishes!!! a place to enjoy them, without exposing those with weaker sensibilities to them. *cough*

[BergerKing]

Gross? Hey that's the DELUXE bathroom, it has a water bottle to catch the water so you can drink it! And look premoistened floors to wash any stickiness from your feet after those steamy group activities... and the toilet, well sure it's a little stained, but hey it works great and gives those with certain... er.. how should I put this...tastes? no.... likes? nah...oh yeah fetishes!!! a place to enjoy them, without exposing those with weaker sensibilities to them. *cough*

Yes, this is the 'green' bathroom of the future. Automatic recycling!

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[chad177]

all i would like to know is why was the house keeping lady standing at the end of my bed this morning wearing spandex and a richard nixon mask?!

[BergerKing]

Slip her a 10 and she'll show you.