[LazyStarGazer]

"Housekeeping."

[LazyStarGazer]

"Yo Raggedy Anne. Get lost. I like this maid better."

[digital_cataclysm]

Erm... I just walked into my room with a farang ding dong girl on loan, and there is NO way I am freeking investigating what's behind that clock above our lovely lumpy mattress that kind of smells like old hobos and angst.
no. way.



also, THIS:
-Last Resort-

[BigBadWulf]

Thanks DC, that was perfect!

[LazyStarGazer]

[Tripster]

Seems like the rent-a-cops are doing their job correctly again.

[trucky]

Ahhh, but the rent=a=cop did find one Ms Fesselmissy in the stairwell early one morning...

[BigBadWulf]

It's attack of the mushroom woman. Run for your lives!

I'm Hand Javin' baby!
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[chad177]

good thing this place is tolerant of that cougar-y type of business!

hahahahahah

[Mavis Fesselmeyer]

Ahhh, but the rent=a=cop did find one Ms Fesselmissy in the stairwell early one morning...

Yes folks, this is what can happen when certain participants in group activities arent disease-free and protection isnt used. So please.....use a condom and be up to date on your shots!

You cant imagine how much penicillin it took to rid myself of that 'condition'. The doctors still arent sure what it even was.

PS.....I scratched my name off the Co-ed Naked Tackle Football list. I just cant take any chances

[disceptre]

This thread is entertaining

[wnm]

Attention all patrons:

Due to the contracting of the rare crepe paper skin fungus by one of our hourly customers, all public areas will undergo disinfecting. Any patron who wishes to be disinfected as well, please make yourselves available in the corridors. You must be naked.

The Management.

[KillYouWithMyMind]

WAY ahead of you WNM. I slept in the hallway naked.

[BigBadWulf]

Due to popular request, we have now replaced Sprite with 4-packs of D cell batteries.

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[chad177]

my room smells like ummm well..... dang it i need to call house keeping

[thinkamp]

I would give anything to be in a sleazy hotel with a certain someone right now.
Gah its so ugly outside and we have flood watches here, I'm not diggin' it!

[KillYouWithMyMind]

I would give anything to be in a sleazy hotel with a certain someone right now.
Gah its so ugly outside and we have flood watches here, I'm not diggin' it!

I'm just right down the hall... and we have flood watches too baby.

This is why I'm hot.

[chad177]

ambzzz, my room's next door! hahaha

[thinkamp]

I'm just right down the hall... and we have flood watches too baby.

This is why I'm hot.

HAHA! Its starting to clear up here, and I am now officialy diggin' it!

ambzzz, my room's next door! hahaha

Nick and Chad, neither of you could handle me. Sorry to break it to ya. If you two here anything weird like screams or very loud moaning nosies, don't come checkin on me. Its just that certain someone coming to handle some business!

[chad177]

hahahahahahaha

[Mavis Fesselmeyer]

Amber SHHHHHHH! Now everyone will know our dirty little secret!

[wnm]

A variety of strapon's are available in the gift shop.

[thinkamp]

wnm....we pretty much have what looks like a sex shop in our room. oh shoot where the heck is the purple one?! motha facka!

[wnm]

wnm....we pretty much have what looks like a sex shop in our room. oh shoot where the heck is the purple one?! motha facka!

Never know when you need something in a pinch. Oh cr@p the harness broke!

[trucky]

Nick and Chad, neither of you could handle me. Sorry to break it to ya. If you two here anything weird like screams or very loud moaning nosies, don't come checkin on me. Its just that certain someone coming to handle some business!

That certain someone...