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BigBadWulf
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Need a place to shack up with the one you love, or just that convenient someone you picked up an hour ago in Pin Sharing? Well you've come to the right spot. Our door is as open as our mind.

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01-20-10 05:48 AM

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Tripster

So singles aren't welcomed here....I'm a loner and want to stay here cause I heard ya'll got the cheap coin operated vibrating beds.

01-20-10 06:06 AM

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exelant

Ohhh, magic fingers, I wonder if my wife would spend the night?

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01-20-10 06:09 AM

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12weezer13

Ahhhh. I feel right at home.

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01-20-10 06:22 AM

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BergerKing
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Well, a place to kick back when I stop off from the road, thanks for getting a place with the truck parking, bro!

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01-20-10 06:25 AM

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Tripster

See the sign below, It means I'm sleeping. G'night ya'll and take very good care.

Peace!

01-20-10 06:32 AM

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wnm

Well, it looks okay, but OMG what is that on the ceiling?

01-20-10 07:04 AM

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BergerKing
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If you are sure you want to know, then I'll tell you it was a diet Coke and Mentos party. Kinda sticky, but fun.

(That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!)

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01-20-10 07:23 AM

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BigBadWulf
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Fortunately, it's easy to clean IDKWTFBBQ off of a mirror.

I hear tell you�re doin� well,
Good things have come to you.
I wish I had your good-luck charm,
And you had a do-wacka-do, wacka do, wacka-do, wacka-do.

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01-20-10 07:26 AM

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BergerKing
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The carpeted headboards are handy, too.

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01-20-10 07:33 AM

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BigBadWulf
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Oh, but yes.

I'm Hand Javin' baby!
WAPers do it With A Passion
If everyone spoke Wulfanese�, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.
Click Here To Be Banned

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01-20-10 07:39 AM

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Mavis Fesselmeyer

E-GADS! What is that SMELL all up in here?? Smells like Indian food and buttcrack.

*opens window*

PS.....the mirrors on the ceiling are a nice touch

01-20-10 08:42 AM

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wnm

Originally Posted by Mavis Fesselmeyer

E-GADS! What is that SMELL all up in here?? Smells like Indian food and buttcrack.

*opens window*

PS.....the mirrors on the ceiling are a nice touch

Looks like it just got the sleaze seal of approval.

01-20-10 08:45 AM

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thinkamp

Woah I just found hand cuffs in the night stand.
This is my kind of place!

01-20-10 08:46 AM

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BergerKing
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Now the smell of curry I'm familiar with, but Mavis, your catalog of smells concerns me.

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01-20-10 08:47 AM

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wnm

Originally Posted by thinkamp

Woah I just found hand cuffs in the night stand.
This is my kind of place!

Don't look in the closet.

01-20-10 08:49 AM

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Mavis Fesselmeyer

Originally Posted by BergerKing

Now the smell of curry I'm familiar with, but Mavis, your catalog of smells concerns me.

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Well dear, only the sleaziest *waves at WNM..thanks!* are keen to unsavory knowledges such as this

01-20-10 08:49 AM

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BergerKing
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Or under the mattresses.

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01-20-10 08:49 AM

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BergerKing
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Originally Posted by Mavis Fesselmeyer

Well dear, only the sleaziest *waves at WNM..thanks!* are keen to unsavory knowledges such as this

gotcha. There are some stories I can't tell either.

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01-20-10 08:56 AM

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wnm

Originally Posted by Mavis Fesselmeyer

Well dear, only the sleaziest *waves at WNM..thanks!* are keen to unsavory knowledges such as this

I didn't want to make a reservation until I knew it was THE place to stay.

01-20-10 09:00 AM

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BergerKing
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One I can tell, there was a day the maid came in to clean our room, pulled the sheets off the bed we weren't using, and we hear a loud thud. The maid picks up a towel with something inside.

She hesitates, then flips it out, and a 'meat substitute' as long as my forearm thumps to the floor.

We asked for another room, quickly.

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01-20-10 09:12 AM

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LazyStarGazer

I wonder if they have sheep shearers and rubber boots in case I forget mine?

01-20-10 09:13 AM

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BergerKing
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Originally Posted by LazyStarGazer

I wonder if they have sheep shearers and rubber boots in case I forget mine?

Supply store is right next door, see that neon pink building?
Right next to Dunkin' Donuts and across from Starbucks. Plenty of places to get your fix around here.
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01-20-10 09:15 AM

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BigBadWulf
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Once a month, I'll need to arrange for Chadski to come by with the tanker. Give this place a good hosing down.

I'm Hand Javin' baby!
WAPers do it With A Passion
If everyone spoke Wulfanese�, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.
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01-20-10 09:31 AM

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Mavis Fesselmeyer

reason #256 why rubber sheets a good idea

01-20-10 09:35 AM

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