04-28-10 01:07 PM
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  1. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    i saw on youdumbtube about a guy who applied this to his anus and now he sports a jackson 5 afro there! just saying....
    I also noticed, that it has the ability to turn bleach skin.

    Black => White overnight.

    Like magic.
    04-23-10 12:01 AM
  2. trucky's Avatar
    I used just a little dab on my toe...

    04-23-10 06:04 AM
  3. highjakker's Avatar
    "Before my doctor reccommended Vitameatavegamin I never had the strength to Beat It and when I went out with Billie Jean I just couldn't Thriller, it was Bad. But now I can keep up with all the little boys! Thanks Dr. Conrad Murray & thanks Vitameatavegamin!"
    04-23-10 09:06 PM
  4. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    LOLOLOL thats HILarious
    04-24-10 09:05 AM
  5. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    shameless self bump
    04-26-10 12:09 PM
  6. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    I'm not sure what worse, the fact that you're shameless, or that you bump yourself!
    04-26-10 12:44 PM
  7. trucky's Avatar
    I parked a couple of bottles of Vitameatavegamin in my fridge and I got this...

    04-26-10 01:04 PM
  8. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    I'm not sure what worse, the fact that you're shameless, or that you bump yourself!
    I'll answer your quote with a quote:

    "I'm not the same, I have no shame"

    Now take a swig of my wonder tonic and tell me what song it's from!
    04-26-10 03:40 PM
  9. highjakker's Avatar
    shameless self bump
    nothing shameless about that.....i "self bump" daily!!!!
    04-26-10 04:06 PM
  10. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    I'll answer your quote with a quote:

    "I'm not the same, I have no shame"

    Now take a swig of my wonder tonic and tell me what song it's from!
    Well, I googled it and came up empty, so I tried your product.
    Aside from the fact that I'm now blind (is that permanent?), and can't stop convulsing, I feel great!

    I'd like to suggest a new flavor for vegan dogs with a sweet tooth:

    CataMintyVegaMin.
    04-26-10 04:28 PM
  11. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Do you wanna see me down on my knees?
    Or bending over backwards now would you be pleased?
    Unlike the others I'd do anything
    I'm not the same, I have no shame
    I'm on fire
    Burning Up!

    We are now working on special pet flavors for kitties, puppies, and goldfish!
    04-26-10 04:37 PM
  12. Radius's Avatar
    Yes, that is actually our newest health tonic.

    Please send $85.00 cash to:

    100 North Belcher Road, Clearwater, FL

    Then await further instructions for a map to perfect health, and super powers.

    (No returns or refunds granted.)
    Um, no, the last time I got superpowers it enabled me to see through the walls of any men's changing room.

    Not amusing.
    04-26-10 07:20 PM
  13. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Burning Up!

    We are now working on special pet flavors for kitties, puppies, and goldfish!
    But goldfish already have a flavor...

    04-26-10 07:40 PM
  14. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Mmmmm Cheesy goodness
    04-27-10 09:12 AM
  15. highjakker's Avatar
    is having hair growing out from under your toenails a common side-effect?
    04-27-10 03:55 PM
  16. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Only if you take the tonic after it's expiration date....
    04-27-10 04:01 PM
  17. highjakker's Avatar
    Only if you take the tonic after it's expiration date....
    but everytime the product arrives it's already 3 months out of date!! WTF??
    04-27-10 04:14 PM
  18. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    superV doesn't know what year it is...
    04-27-10 04:35 PM
  19. trucky's Avatar
    is having hair growing out from under your toenails a common side-effect?
    I've notice hair growin out of most everywhere, never really thought much of it till you said that.
    04-28-10 06:52 AM
  20. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Body groomer maybe? Or do the ladies dig it?
    04-28-10 11:31 AM
  21. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    I've notice hair growin out of most everywhere, never really thought much of it till you said that.
    Yes, but you also don't think anything of picking parasites from off your friends and family and the eating them either.
    04-28-10 12:21 PM
  22. trucky's Avatar
    Yes, but you also don't think anything of picking parasites from off your friends and family and the eating them either.

    Hey! It's organic dude...
    04-28-10 12:40 PM
  23. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    And I hear those parasites are high in protein.
    04-28-10 01:07 PM
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