04-28-10 01:07 PM
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  1. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Hello friends. I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl.

    Are you tired, run-down, listless? Do you p-o-o-p out at parties?

    Are you unpopular? The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle.

    Vitameatavegamin. Yes, Vitameatavegamin contains Vitamins Meat Vegetables and Minerals.

    Yes, with Vitameatavegamin, you can spoon your way to health.

    All you do is take a great big tablespoonful after every meal. Mmmmmmm..... It's so tasty, too! Tastes just like candy!

    So why don't you join all the thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitameatavegamin tomorrow!

    That's Vita-meata-vegamin! (wink)
    Last edited by xxxxpradaxxxx; 04-20-10 at 12:40 PM.
    04-20-10 12:36 PM
  2. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Hello friends. I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl.

    Are you tired, run-down, listless? Do you p-o-o-p out at parties?

    Are you unpopular? The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle.

    Vitameatavegamin. Yes, Vitameatavegamin contains Vitamins Meat Vegetables and Minerals.

    Yes, with Vitameatavegamin, you can spoon your way to health.

    All you do is take a great big tablespoonful after every meal. Mmmmmmm..... It's so tasty, too! Tastes just like candy!

    So why don't you join all the thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitameatavegamin tomorrow!

    That's Vita-meata-vegamin! (wink)
    Spooning is good for my health?

    Just curious, does it taste like dog ****?
    04-20-10 12:47 PM
  3. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Where do I sign up?!
    04-20-10 12:51 PM
  4. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Send all PMs to Luvitlo for a free sample.

    Please request your sample quickly, supplies are limited.

    Spooning is good for my health?

    Just curious, does it taste like dog ****?
    Tastes just like candy!
    Last edited by xxxxpradaxxxx; 04-20-10 at 01:35 PM.
    04-20-10 01:29 PM
  5. 12MaNy's Avatar
    What about "Vitaboozadrugsamin"? Got any of that?
    04-20-10 02:29 PM
  6. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Yes, that is actually our newest health tonic.

    Please send $85.00 cash to:

    100 North Belcher Road, Clearwater, FL

    Then await further instructions for a map to perfect health, and super powers.

    (No returns or refunds granted.)
    Last edited by xxxxpradaxxxx; 04-20-10 at 03:29 PM.
    04-20-10 03:22 PM
  7. wnm's Avatar
    04-20-10 03:49 PM
  8. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Next!
    .......

    Edit: The look on Lucy's face makes me think it DOES taste like ****ZU droppings.
    Last edited by LazyStarGazer; 04-20-10 at 04:08 PM.
    04-20-10 04:02 PM
  9. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    My regional rep has informed me that our new formula tastes like fresh mountain dew breeze.
    04-20-10 04:11 PM
  10. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    And it cures, and prevents hangovers too!
    04-21-10 10:26 AM
  11. trucky's Avatar
    I was hoping for something with a little more BACONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

    (shrugs and walks away)
    04-21-10 10:36 AM
  12. wnm's Avatar
    You want to get vitabacavegamin.
    04-21-10 10:38 AM
  13. trucky's Avatar
    Ok, so... it's for your pet. Who's to know? I mean... I'm just sayin...

    OVN Vitamins - Bacon Jerky Flavor 10 Tabs

    Our Rating:

    OVN Vitamin Bacon Jerky 10 Tabs helps to expand the life of your pet! Provides energy with vitamins B1, B2, B6 and B12; defends and protects with vitamins A, C and E Builds and repairs with vitamins C, D and K and regulates activity with B vitamins and choline Dissolves in water
    Regular Price: $8.99

    Your Price: $6.99
    04-21-10 10:41 AM
  14. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    I dare someone to state something that Vitameatavegamin can't do.

    And to the one that finally stumps the vegamin, will get a free bottle!
    04-22-10 01:31 PM
  15. trucky's Avatar
    Will it grow... ummm... errrr...... things?
    04-22-10 01:35 PM
  16. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Will it grow... ummm... errrr...... things?
    Your nipples will be a foot long in a week.
    04-22-10 01:37 PM
  17. trucky's Avatar
    Your nipples will be a foot long in a week.

    I wasn't zactly thinking about for me... not really. No really, not really.
    04-22-10 01:38 PM
  18. highjakker's Avatar
    like hair?? and i mean hair on top of my head, not on the soles of my feet or only on my elbows. do you know how hard it is to shave your elbows??
    04-22-10 01:39 PM
  19. trucky's Avatar
    like hair?? and i mean hair on top of my head, not on the soles of my feet or only on my elbows. do you know how hard it is to shave your elbows??

    YES I doooooooooooo!
    04-22-10 01:40 PM
  20. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Yes! Our product has a variety of uses and applications!

    One of which is hair growth!
    04-22-10 03:18 PM
  21. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Do you sell vitameatavegamin applicators, for those hard to reach areas?
    04-22-10 03:24 PM
  22. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    I need some for my anus!
    04-22-10 03:25 PM
  23. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    We do have an easy-use disposable enema applicator.

    Unfortunately at this time we do not have vitameatavegamin douchapplicators.

    Luckily, our enema can be used for both orifices.
    04-22-10 04:18 PM
  24. highjakker's Avatar
    i saw on youdumbtube about a guy who applied this to his anus and now he sports a jackson 5 afro there! just saying....
    04-22-10 04:21 PM
  25. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    I want a bunny tail!
    04-22-10 04:51 PM
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