06-21-10 07:38 PM
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  1. crackberryhead's Avatar
    I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks by with a iddy biddy waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    06-15-10 04:28 AM
  2. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Another one bites the dustahhhhhhhhh



    WAPers do it With A Passion
    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.
    Click Here To Be Banned
    It may look like I'm on my PC, but I'm WAPin' baby
    06-15-10 05:15 AM
  3. jlb21's Avatar
    Seesaw swingin with the boys in the school
    And your feet flyin up in the air
    Singin hey diddle diddle
    With your kitty in the middle of the swing like you didn't care
    06-15-10 07:44 AM
  4. pkcable's Avatar
    Cold hearted orb that rules the night
    Removes the colours from our sight
    Red is gray and yellow, white
    But we decide which is right
    And which is an illusion
    06-15-10 08:04 AM
  5. crump84's Avatar
    Stolen from Africa
    Chased out with a knife
    With a face like Bob Marley
    And a mouth like a motor bike

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    06-15-10 08:14 AM
  6. wnm's Avatar
    They got my Mazda at the E-Z Park It
    At the rock & roll supermarket
    Muzak music make me feel so funny
    I went and spent all my money
    06-15-10 09:20 AM
  7. pkcable's Avatar
    I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
    See Marshall no more they want Shady
    I'm chopped liver
    Well if you want Shady, then this is what I'll give ya
    A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
    06-15-10 09:24 AM
  8. highjakker's Avatar
    do you have the time to listen to me whine
    about nothing and everything all at once.
    i am one of those melodramatic fools
    neurotic to the bones no doubt about it.
    06-15-10 09:29 AM
  9. highjakker's Avatar
    Like I said before I'll say it once more.
    Knew you would make me feel so good.
    Wanna do you right.
    Can't get enough.
    This is the stuff
    life's about and it trips me out.
    Wanna do you right.
    06-15-10 09:54 AM
  10. pkcable's Avatar
    And all the playing's stopped in the playground now
    She wants to play with the toys a while
    And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
    And the lesson today is how to die
    And then the bullhorn crackles
    And the captain tackles
    (With the problems of the how's and why's)
    And he can see no reasons
    'Cos there are no reasons
    What reason do you need to die, die?
    Oh Oh Oh

    Tell me why
    I don’t like Mondays
    06-15-10 10:00 AM
  11. jlb21's Avatar
    Jeremy spoke in class today.
    06-15-10 10:29 AM
  12. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    The Nina, OH, the Pinta, OH, the santa maria
    I'll do you in the bottom while youre drinking Sangria.

    Deadliest catch, without the crabs
    we're almost out of gas, call the A-rabs!
    06-15-10 10:54 AM
  13. jshuford's Avatar
    The Nina, OH, the Pinta, OH, the santa maria
    I'll do you in the bottom while youre drinking Sangria.

    Deadliest catch, without the crabs
    we're almost out of gas, call the A-rabs!
    I love your signature!
    06-15-10 11:00 AM
  14. jlb21's Avatar
    And I like your avatar!
    06-15-10 11:08 AM
  15. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    I love your signature!

    Whoa-hoe here she comes.
    Watch out boy,
    She'll chew it off.

    Whoa-hoe here she comes.
    Here she comes,
    She's a maaaaaaneater!
    06-15-10 07:00 PM
  16. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Whoa-hoe here she comes.
    Watch out boy,
    She'll chew it off.

    Whoa-hoe here she comes.
    Here she comes,
    She's a maaaaaaneater!
    First, untrue.
    Second, at least get the lyrics right
    Third, don't be an ***. There's people on here that don't know any better.



    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    06-15-10 07:12 PM
  17. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    First, I know. It was directed at new guy.

    Second, I am sad and embarrassed to admit that I DO know the lyrics. (Shudders). That was for fun.

    Third,... What did you say?

    P.S. I am not off topic. See my sig.
    06-15-10 07:41 PM
  18. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Third,
    Out in the streets.
    Out in the streets.
    Out in the playground.
    On the dark side of town.
    Oh no,

    We gotta rock down to,
    Electric Avenue.
    And then well Take it higher.
    06-15-10 09:12 PM
  19. jlb21's Avatar
    Pissing the night away
    He drinks a whisky drink
    He drinks a vodka drink
    He drinks a lager drink
    He drinks a cider drink
    He sings the songs that remind him
    Of the good times
    He sings the songs that remind him
    Of the better times
    06-16-10 11:16 AM
  20. pkcable's Avatar
    Shall we go back a bit.....

    Who's the most important man this country ever knew?
    Do you know what politician I have reference to?
    Well, it isn't Mr. Bryan, and it isn't Mr. Hughes.
    I've got a hunch that to that bunch I'm going to introduce:
    (Again you're wrong and to this throng I'm going to Introduce
    Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.
    Barney Google bet his horse would win the prize.
    When the horses ran that day, Spark Plug ran the other way.
    Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.

    06-16-10 02:02 PM
  21. ohnoitsbrandon's Avatar
    If heaven ain't a lot like detroit, I don't want to go.
    You can send me to h e l l or salt lake city, it'll be about the same to me.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Last edited by ohnoitsbrandon; 06-16-10 at 07:40 PM.
    06-16-10 07:38 PM
  22. amazinglygraceless's Avatar
    Squint your eyes and look closer
    I'm not between you and your ambition
    I am a poster girl with no poster, I am 32 flavors and then some
    And I'm beyond your peripheral vision so you might want to turn your head
    'Cause someday you're going to get hungry and eat all of the words that you just said
    I am what I am, I am 32 flavors and then some
    God help you if you are an ugly
    Course too pretty is also your doom
    'Cause everyone harbors a secret hatred for the prettiest girl in the room
    God help you if you are a phoenix and you dare to rise up from ash
    A thousand eyes will smolder with jealousy while you, are just flying past
    I am, what I am, I'm 32 flavors, and then some
    06-16-10 11:32 PM
  23. Cyber Warrior's Avatar
    (Ooh White Lines) Vision dreams of passion
    (Blowin’ through my mind) and all the while I think of you
    (High price) a very strange reaction
    (For us to unwind) the more I see, the more I do
    (Something like a phenomenon) Baby!
    (Tellin your body to come along, but white lines blow away)
    (Blow! Rock it! Blow!)

    Ticket to ride, white line highway
    Tell all your friends, they can go my way
    Pay your toll, sell your soul
    Pound for pound costs more than gold
    The longer you stay, the more you pay
    My white lines go a long way
    Either up your nose or through your vein
    With nothin to gain except killin’ your brain

    (Freeze! Rock! Freeze! Rock! Freeze! Rock! Freeze! Rock!)
    (Blow!)

    (Ahhh) Higher, baby
    (Ahhh) Get higher, baby!
    (Ahhh) Get higher, baby!
    And don't ever come down! (Freebase!)

    Rang dang diggedy dang di-dang
    Rang dang diggedy dang di-dang
    Rang dang diggedy dang di-dang
    Diggedy dang di-dang diggedy dang di-dang
    06-17-10 02:58 AM
  24. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Touch if you will, my udders.
    Feel how they tremble inside.
    Why do we scream at each other?
    This is what it sounds like,
    When cows cry.

    Dah da da da, MOO!
    Da da da da, MOO HOO, hoo ew hoo...
    06-17-10 07:35 AM
  25. jlb21's Avatar
    One of my favorites:

    I waited patiently for the Lord
    He inclined and heard my cry
    He brought me up out of the pit
    Out of the miry clay

    I will sing, sing a new song
    I will sing, sing a new song

    How long to sing this song?
    How long to sing this song?
    How long...how long...how long...
    How long...to sing this song

    He set my feet upon a rock
    And made my footsteps firm
    Many will see
    Many will see and fear

    I will sing, sing a new song
    I will sing, sing a new song
    I will sing, sing a new song
    I will sing, sing a new song

    How long to sing this song?
    How long to sing this song?
    How long...how long...how long...
    06-17-10 07:53 AM
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