[xxxxpradaxxxx]

So in honor of Sex in the City 2 premiering today, here is a great site dedicated to the Diva Fashionista herself:

Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse

And South Park anyone?

[Username00089]

I've been to that site before. And in my honest opinion, they're insulting horses.

[amazinglygraceless]

SJP is one of the most hideous wenches ever. I instinctively switch the channel at
the mere sight of her.

I never watched the show, never saw the first movie and will not see this or any SITC movie.
WHY? Because I can't look at SJP.

[Mavis Fesselmeyer]

SJP is one of the most hideous wenches ever. I instinctively switch the channel at
the mere sight of her.

I never watched the show, never saw the first movie and will not see this or any SITC movie.
WHY? Because I can't look at SJP.

EVER? Really?
ok, so if a gun was to your head and you had to choose SJP or Jocelyn Wildenstein......who would you choose?

oh and....death is not an option

[username0022]

I would choose secret option "C"... Rosie O'Donnell.

[Mavis Fesselmeyer]

I would choose secret option "C"... Rosie O'Donnell.

sort of.....secret option C is only for the freakiest of the freaky: Rosie, Sandra Bernhart, Susan Boyle and Rachel Dratch wrestling in a pool of Wet Platinum wearing only g-strings.

I have a gut feeling that may not be AG's cup o' tea

[xxxxpradaxxxx]

What about the South Park SJP moose episode? Or the donkey one?

[SterlingArcher]

I noticed one of my neighbors the other day, she was pretty hot, and then we started talking....and she sounded exactly like Rosie O'Donnel.

I nearly cried.

[Mavis Fesselmeyer]

When approached by an unsavory suitor, I like to use my Fran Drescher voice.

OF COURSE Im not implying that your hot neighbor resorted to the same tactic

[xxxxpradaxxxx]

Maxim voted SJP as Unsexiest woman alive.

'Being voted unsexiest woman alive hurt so much', says Sarah Jessica Parker as she cries all the way to the bank| Showbiz | This is London

Sure, she may be homely, but still, I don't think she's the unsexiest woman alive.

There is more to sexiness than a face, besides, her body used to be amazing.

She's the epitome of a butterface though.

[amazinglygraceless]

EVER? Really?
ok, so if a gun was to your head and you had to choose SJP or Jocelyn Wildenstein......who would you choose?

oh and....death is not an option

I'd take the Bride of Wildenstein in a heartbeat over SJP

[xxxxpradaxxxx]

OMG. That's crazy....

I would die.

Atleast she has DSL?

[highjakker]

the top 3 butter faces i can think of at this moment are:
1- SJP
2- Fergie
3- Lady DoDo i mean GaGa

[username0022]

the top 3 butter faces i can think of at this moment are:
1- SJP
2- Fergie
3- Lady DoDo i mean GaGa

zOMG... I agree. Her face is thrashed.

[highjakker]

zOMG... I agree. Her face is thrashed.

i have always thought the same thing!

[xxxxpradaxxxx]

She does have the bloated carmen electra in drag look, I have to agree.

[amazinglygraceless]

OMG. That's crazy....

I would die.

Oh come on you liar. You'd die happy just marveling at how her cheeks never move

[Mavis Fesselmeyer]

[amazinglygraceless]

That's what I'm talking 'bout Mavis

[xxxxpradaxxxx]

Oh man Does that give me the vapors...

[SterlingArcher]

When approached by an unsavory suitor, I like to use my Fran Drescher voice.

OF COURSE Im not implying that your hot neighbor resorted to the same tactic

im quite savory Miss Mavis

[xxxxpradaxxxx]

im quite savory Miss Mavis

Let US be the judge of that...

[SterlingArcher]

Let US be the judge of that...

i'm MUCH prettier then SJP, thats for sure

[WhoolioPreludee]

SJP = S@tan Just P0OPED

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[WhoolioPreludee]

Used chewing gum is prettier!

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