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  1. seibs1980's Avatar
    Rainbow coalition. Comeon u have to kno that

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    03-20-09 09:45 PM
  2. sodakitty's Avatar
    SD, that brings back memories.....must have been the mens' response to the classic:
    Why are men like floorboards?
    Lay them right once and you can walk all over them for life.


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    03-21-09 10:23 AM
  3. Username0223's Avatar
    so, what does a g-spot, a birthday and toilet bowl all have in common?

    men! they miss all three!!

    lol - sorry gyus!
    03-21-09 01:25 PM
  4. bbcicamica's Avatar
    Rainbow coalition. Comeon u have to kno that

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    Sorry i'm not that into any gay thing going on or around. Maybe in US it's a bigger deal than here in Canada. Once I went to the Gay Parade tho years ago because I wanted to see what is about and I liked the costumes.
    Back in my country when I left 10 years ago it wasn't something that anybody would talk about. Everybody knew it was existing but nobody was talking about it. I guess since then the world has changed a lot.
    Hope I didn't hurt anybody's feelings because it wasn't my intention.


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    "Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain."
    Never regret anything that made you smile.
    03-21-09 01:41 PM
  5. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    so, what does a g-spot, a birthday and toilet bowl all have in common?

    men! they miss all three!!

    lol - sorry gyus!
    Cute Pink! I'm sorry for those guys too. Never missed a birthday in my life!
    03-21-09 11:37 PM
  6. skullgame45's Avatar
    A guy gets on a plane with 6 kids. A lady says, 'Awwww are these your kids?' He says, 'He11 no, I work for Trojan... these are customers complaints!'

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    03-23-09 10:00 AM
  7. skullgame45's Avatar
    What the heck, SG I know your man enough to handle it, maybe even laugh.

    What do you call a country virgin? A 13 year old that can still out run her cousins.
    That's just wrong Wolf!

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    03-23-09 10:11 AM
  8. skullgame45's Avatar
    How do you circumcise a redneck?

    Kick his sister in the jaw.


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    03-23-09 10:15 AM
  9. skullgame45's Avatar
    How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

    Pump kin


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    03-23-09 10:16 AM
  10. skullgame45's Avatar
    Jack and Jill went up the hill so he could lick her candy. But Jack was in for a shock and a mouthful cause Jill's real name was Randy

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    03-23-09 10:29 AM
  11. skullgame45's Avatar
    Definition of FU**ED: When a man has a house payment, a car payment, a wife and a girlfriend and all four are a month late.

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    03-23-09 12:47 PM
  12. seibs1980's Avatar
    Ur momma so fat she uses bedsheets to wipe her a$$.

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    03-24-09 03:02 PM
  13. sodakitty's Avatar
    Seibs, I didn't know you were a member of the Middle School Comedy Hour

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    03-24-09 03:15 PM
  14. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Now that's funny!

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    03-24-09 03:21 PM
  15. seibs1980's Avatar
    How is sex like air ? They both mean nothing unless u aint gettin any

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    03-24-09 08:53 PM
  16. seibs1980's Avatar
    2 guys r sitting n a bar. 1 looks at the other an asks how his sex life is going. 2nd guy thinks abt it an says im having social security sex. I get a ltl every month, but its not enuf 2 live on

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    03-24-09 08:54 PM
  17. seibs1980's Avatar
    If u have sex with a prostitute without her consent.....is that rape or shoplifting?

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    03-24-09 08:54 PM
  18. seibs1980's Avatar
    Q: Y do women wear flower print panties? A: 2 commerate all the faces that were buried there

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    03-24-09 08:55 PM
  19. seibs1980's Avatar
    Y r hurricans like women? Bc when they come they r warm wet an windy, and when they leave, they take the house the car an the money

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    03-25-09 03:11 PM
  20. seibs1980's Avatar
    2 hillbillies wlk n2 a bar 2 grab a beer. As they start drinking they notice a woman sitting at a nearby table begin 2 choke. They rush over an the 1st hb asks kin ya swaller? Woman shakes her head no. The 2nd hb asks her Kin ya breathe? At that pt she turns blue. He then runs up behind her yanks dwn her panties an runs his tongue all over her *** n a circular motion. The womn bcums so shockd that she goes n2 spasms an the obstruction flys from her mouth When she begans 2 breath again he calmly wlks bk 2 finish his beer. His friend says, Ya no, id heard of that there HIND LICK MANEUVER, but i aint ever seen nobody do it.

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    03-25-09 03:15 PM
  21. eripmu's Avatar
    Hope the CB people haven't run out of jokes. Let's keep this going peps
    How how can you tell the irishman in the hospital?
    He's the 1 blowing the foam off his bed pan.

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    04-23-09 09:26 AM
  22. seibs1980's Avatar
    I was wondering if my thread died or not

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    04-23-09 10:33 AM
  23. eripmu's Avatar
    Any more jokes people? I'm sure that's not all the jokes.

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    06-29-09 11:00 PM
  24. Dr. Mom's Avatar
    When geese are flying in the 'V', formation one arm of the 'V'is always longer; why????



    There are more geese in it!!!

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    06-30-09 12:00 AM
  25. si_chindo's Avatar
    I love your mama jokes...thanks seibs1980


    Yo mama is so old
    Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

    Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

    Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

    Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

    Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

    Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

    Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

    Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

    Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

    Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
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    06-30-09 01:58 AM
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