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  1. Crackberrykills's Avatar
    A very awful joke, but my friend cracks up every time he tells it:

    "Why did the farmer dressed in a tuxedo never get pecked by his chickens?"

    Because he was dressed impeccably.

    Feel free to groan. I always do.
    03-15-09 03:30 PM
  2. thinkamp's Avatar
    03-16-09 10:34 PM
  3. Milamber's Avatar
    They are my home forums... Look up the cuecumber and hentai story... its great
    03-16-09 11:39 PM
  4. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Sign in Congressional restrooms, "Employees Must Dirty Hands Before Returning to Work".

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    03-17-09 02:40 PM
  5. Username0223's Avatar
    Sex is like a gas station. Sometimes u get full service, sometimes u have 2 ask 4 service & sometimes u have 2 be happy with self service!!!

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    03-17-09 04:29 PM
  6. seibs1980's Avatar
    Why do leprechauns laugh when they run? Cuz the grass tickles thier nuts!! Happy St. Patrick's

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    03-17-09 04:59 PM
  7. Username0223's Avatar
    Why do leprechauns laugh when they run? Cuz the grass tickles thier nuts!! Happy St. Patrick's

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    HA HA HA IM ROFLMAO!!!!! thats hysterical!!!!!!!
    03-17-09 05:14 PM
  8. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    International Symbol of Marriage

    03-17-09 10:19 PM
  9. blackngray70's Avatar
    Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
    their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has
    happened.

    The Coroner tells the Inspector, "First body is a 72 year old
    Frenchman. He died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the
    enormous smile."

    "The second body is an Irishman, 25 years of age. He won a thousand
    dollars on the lottery and spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol
    poisoning, hence the smile.

    "The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

    "Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one.. Nancy Pelosi,
    Speaker of the House, 66, struck by lightning."

    "Why is she smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

    "Thought she was having her picture taken!"
    03-18-09 12:51 PM
  10. blackngray70's Avatar
    A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but
    she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, ' Do
    these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're
    dead.'
    03-18-09 12:53 PM
  11. Im gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge's Avatar
    why oes rupert the bear wear checkered trousers?

    because he's a ****
    03-19-09 09:30 PM
  12. Lady C21's Avatar
    A Blonde brings in a shirt to the dry cleaners & the cleaner says"it'll be ready 2moro." So she says"ty" and the cleaner says "ok come again!" The blonde turns back & says "oh no-its toothpaste this time!"

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    WOW!! GOOD ONE!!
    03-19-09 10:49 PM
  13. Username0223's Avatar
    MY PRIVATE PART DIEDAn old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed..Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'Knowing her patients were20a li ttle forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, *she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Parthanging out of his pajamas.He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said,'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.''But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace.'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that,but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?''Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'IF YOU ARE NOT LAUGHING SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU

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    03-20-09 02:56 PM
  14. sodakitty's Avatar
    I only chuckled. Does that mean I have something wrong with me?

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    03-20-09 03:18 PM
  15. Username0223's Avatar
    I only chuckled. Does that mean I have something wrong with me?

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    hey kitty!no ur good-i only chuckled too, but hey some1 else might rofl! ya never know!! my cousin sent this to me in an email so i decided to post!
    03-20-09 08:23 PM
  16. seibs1980's Avatar
    How do u kno ur bartender is mad at u? Because there is a string in ur bloody mary

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    03-20-09 08:45 PM
  17. Username0223's Avatar
    How do u kno ur bartender is mad at u? Because there is a string in ur bloody mary

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    lol - but that was just gross!!! lol
    03-20-09 08:48 PM
  18. SevereDeceit's Avatar
    How do you make holy water.....boil the H E L L outta it...

    A little kid told me that at Halloween and i was crackin up...
    03-20-09 08:48 PM
  19. Username0223's Avatar
    How do you make holy water.....boil the H E L L outta it...

    A little kid told me that at Halloween and i was crackin up...
    nice...so basically i have plenty on hand when im boiling watter for dinner!!! lol guess im blessed then!!
    03-20-09 08:53 PM
  20. seibs1980's Avatar
    I got a good one from a tshirt.


    I found jesus. He was behind the couch the whole time.

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    03-20-09 08:56 PM
  21. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    MY PRIVATE PART DIEDAn old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed..Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'Knowing her patients were20a li ttle forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, *she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Parthanging out of his pajamas.He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said,'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.''But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace.'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that,but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?''Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'IF YOU ARE NOT LAUGHING SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU

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    That was quite cute Pink.
    03-20-09 09:11 PM
  22. SevereDeceit's Avatar
    Sorry ladies, you know I love ya, so don't take this seriously.

    Why is a woman like a tin roof?..........If you don't nail it down right, it will end up at the neighbors!!!
    03-20-09 09:18 PM
  23. seibs1980's Avatar
    Lol that's a good one

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    03-20-09 09:20 PM
  24. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    SD, that's beautiful man!
    03-20-09 09:23 PM
  25. bbcicamica's Avatar
    I probably shouldn't do a gay joke, but I'm gay & this is one of my faves!

    Q: How do gays do a drive-by?
    A: They drive by in their convertible, throwing Skittles & Screaming "Taste the Rainbow B!TC#E$!!"
    I'm sorry do I have to be gay to understand this one? Because I don't.

    follow me on Twitter / krisztibi

    "Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain."
    Never regret anything that made you smile.
    03-20-09 09:42 PM
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