Rainbow coalition. Comeon u have to kno that
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Rainbow coalition. Comeon u have to kno that
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SD, that brings back memories.....must have been the mens' response to the classic:
Why are men like floorboards?
Lay them right once and you can walk all over them for life.
:D
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so, what does a g-spot, a birthday and toilet bowl all have in common?
men! they miss all three!!
lol - sorry gyus!
:o Sorry i'm not that into any gay thing going on or around. Maybe in US it's a bigger deal than here in Canada. Once I went to the Gay Parade tho years ago because I wanted to see what is about and I liked the costumes.
Back in my country when I left 10 years ago it wasn't something that anybody would talk about. Everybody knew it was existing but nobody was talking about it. I guess since then the world has changed a lot. :D
Hope I didn't hurt anybody's feelings because it wasn't my intention.
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Cute Pink! I'm sorry for those guys too. Never missed a birthday in my life!
A guy gets on a plane with 6 kids. A lady says, 'Awwww are these your kids?' He says, 'He11 no, I work for Trojan... these are customers complaints!'
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That's just wrong Wolf! :rolleyes:
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How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
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How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?
Pump kin
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Jack and Jill went up the hill so he could lick her candy. But Jack was in for a shock and a mouthful cause Jill's real name was Randy
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Definition of FU**ED: When a man has a house payment, a car payment, a wife and a girlfriend and all four are a month late.
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Ur momma so fat she uses bedsheets to wipe her a$$.
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Seibs, I didn't know you were a member of the Middle School Comedy Hour
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Now that's funny!
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How is sex like air ? They both mean nothing unless u aint gettin any
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2 guys r sitting n a bar. 1 looks at the other an asks how his sex life is going. 2nd guy thinks abt it an says im having social security sex. I get a ltl every month, but its not enuf 2 live on
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If u have sex with a prostitute without her consent.....is that rape or shoplifting?
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Q: Y do women wear flower print panties? A: 2 commerate all the faces that were buried there
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Y r hurricans like women? Bc when they come they r warm wet an windy, and when they leave, they take the house the car an the money
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2 hillbillies wlk n2 a bar 2 grab a beer. As they start drinking they notice a woman sitting at a nearby table begin 2 choke. They rush over an the 1st hb asks kin ya swaller? Woman shakes her head no. The 2nd hb asks her Kin ya breathe? At that pt she turns blue. He then runs up behind her yanks dwn her panties an runs his tongue all over her *** n a circular motion. The womn bcums so shockd that she goes n2 spasms an the obstruction flys from her mouth When she begans 2 breath again he calmly wlks bk 2 finish his beer. His friend says, Ya no, id heard of that there HIND LICK MANEUVER, but i aint ever seen nobody do it.
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Hope the CB people haven't run out of jokes. Let's keep this going peps
How how can you tell the irishman in the hospital?
He's the 1 blowing the foam off his bed pan.
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I was wondering if my thread died or not
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Any more jokes people? I'm sure that's not all the jokes.
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When geese are flying in the 'V', formation one arm of the 'V'is always longer; why????
There are more geese in it!!!
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I love your mama jokes...thanks seibs1980
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