1. trucky's Avatar
    Royal Virility Performance, a Viagra-laced British beer, has been launched in time for the Royal Wedding by BrewDog, the brains behind the so-called 'beer to end all beers'.




    Royal Virility Performance: Yep, it actually contains Viagra (Pic: brewdog.com)


    The limited-edition beverage has been rustled up using 'various well-known aphrodisiacs', according to its manufacturer.

    These include chocolate, horny goat weed and �a healthy dose of sarcasm� in addition to the famous blue pills.
    Drinking three of the beers is apparently equivalent to taking one Viagra pill, with the bottles' label featuring the words 'Arise Prince Willy' and 'Celebrate Big Willy Style'.
    'With this beer we want to take the wheels off the Royal Wedding bandwagon being jumped on by dozens of breweries; The Royal Virility Performance is the perfect antidote to all the hype,' BrewDog say on their website.
    'A beer should be brewed with a purpose, not just because some toffs are getting married, so we created something at our brewery that will undermine those special-edition beers and other assorted seaside tat, whilst at the same time actually give the happy couple something extra on their big day.'
    Despatched the day before the April 29 ceremony, Royal Virility Performance - a 7.5 per cent ABV India Pale Ale - is only available through the BrewDog website and costs �10 per bottle.

    With just 1,000 bottles of the special brew set to be produced, a fifth of all proceeds will go to the charity Centrepoint, supported by Prince William.
    'We put a bottle in a jiffy bag marked "Prince Willy, Buckingham Palace",' revealed James Watt, BrewDog's self-titled head of stuff. 'We sent it by Royal Mail as we presume they are most likely to know where he lives.

    'As the bottle says, this is about consummation, not commemoration, so we hope he gets it.'



    04-19-11 09:44 AM
  2. highjakker's Avatar
    i'll take a six pack! i mean, my friend will take a six pack.....
    04-19-11 10:49 AM
  3. Rootbrian's Avatar
    EWW, sounds like spam, but I don't like beer... So no thanks...

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    04-21-11 04:15 AM
  4. highjakker's Avatar
    don't worry root...they'll make it in a wine cooler for you.
    04-21-11 08:21 AM
  5. trucky's Avatar
    I'm just imagining some redneck chuggin down a 12 pack...

    "Bubba, get the video camera!"
    04-21-11 10:12 AM
  6. middbrew's Avatar
    So will there be a cautionary label: If an erec1ion last more than four hours per six pack call your doctor?
    04-21-11 10:20 AM
  7. jlb21's Avatar
    But wait!?!?!?!?!

    This is alcohol, so too much of it would result in whiskey dock, thus rendering the viagra ineffective, right?
    04-21-11 01:14 PM
  8. SCrid2000's Avatar
    Drunk guys with hard ons... just what the world needs.
    04-22-11 10:52 PM
  9. stitch69's Avatar
    heh this cant touch the bois bande tree i stumbled across while hunting...
    05-09-11 11:16 PM
  10. middbrew's Avatar
    heh this cant touch the bois bande tree i stumbled across while hunting...
    You know, to be honest, I'm not sure I want to know about you and the bois bande tree.
    05-09-11 11:49 PM
  11. trucky's Avatar
    You know, to be honest, I'm not sure I want to know about you and the bois bande tree.
    Now that you mention it... that does conjur up some unique, tho somewhat distasteful, images. Just the name of the tree is errily unsettling.
    05-10-11 06:13 AM
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