So, I was at my sister's last month, and there was major wind blowing the black walnut trees around in front of her house. She went outside to survey the damage... while walnuts were still falling. She came back in laughing uncontrollably and said, "Look what almost hit me in the head." Now I share it with you.
To clarify: I know what it looks like, but I swear it's a mutant walnut.