[WhoolioPreludee]

I thought this could be interesting. Tell a quick joke and comment on the last.

Here goes mines, my cousin sent me this :
If a cop stops me and says "papers" and I say "scissors" do I win??

How about you?

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[SterlingArcher]

two guys are walking down the street. one walsk into a bar and the other ducks.

[john_v]

A priest, rabbi, and an Irishman walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

[WhoolioPreludee]

So a foreigner comes to the US and gets hungry to they get a hotdog then he says " damn couldn't I had gotten any other part of the dog "

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[WhoolioPreludee]

I don't know where I got this from but here it goes.

Why do cannibals not eat divorced women? Because they're bitter

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[12MaNy]

I don't know where I got this from but here it goes.

Why do cannibals not eat divorced women? Because they're bitter

Haha! Simple, yet effective.



How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?

She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette

[DwightDL]

I don't know where I got this from but here it goes.

Why do cannibals not eat divorced women? Because they're bitter

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Hah, I love it.

[WhoolioPreludee]

What's Lorena Bobbit's soda of choice? Slice!

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[12MaNy]

Ok, take this one with a grain of salt...

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink.

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[WhoolioPreludee]

^^^ hahahahaha.....

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[wnm]

How can you tell which computer is the blonde secretary's? The one with the white out on the screen.

[jlb21]

Guy goes to a pysch and says, Doc I have a problem.
Sometimes I think I'm a wigwam and sometimes I think I'm a teepee.

The doc says, I know what your problem is, you're too tense.

[xxxxpradaxxxx]

bwhaahahahahahaaaaahhahahaahahahahaaaaahaahhahaa

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[trucky]

How many blonde jokes are there really?


Only one. The rest are true stories.

[KillYouWithMyMind]

Hahaha!

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

Shoot her.

[Ike Bee]

Here's a classic:
"My wife cooks food fit for a king, here King, here King!!"
Thank you! I'm here all week!!

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[middbrew]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

[john_v]

If your wife is yelling at you from the front door, and your dog is barking at you from the back door, who do you let in first?

The dog of course. He'll stop barking once you let him inside

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[WhoolioPreludee]

Then you can forget about the nookie John.

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[WhoolioPreludee]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

I like twisted jokes. But wow.... This one goes above and beyond...... I'm not even sure if it was a joke......

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