1. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Shouldn't the figure be zero since the logger is lazy and drunk? Wouldn't you expect him to cut off a leg with a chainsaw if he's drunk?

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    11-11-08 08:48 AM
  2. Crackberrykills's Avatar
    Why would the lazy logger drink?
    11-11-08 08:52 AM
  3. Blkbear's Avatar
    Wouldn't the lazy lager looped logger, drink to get loaded?
    11-11-08 09:05 AM
  4. BuddyL's Avatar
    Listen, loopy lazy loggers lapping up lager looking loaded are leaches, don't you think?

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    11-11-08 09:57 AM
  5. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Why didn't you tell anyone you're alliterate?

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    11-11-08 11:02 AM
  6. BuddyL's Avatar
    Simply, I'm surprisingly shy speaking about something so silly, can't you see?

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    11-11-08 11:12 AM
  7. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Who do you think you are saying I'm alliterate?

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    11-11-08 11:14 AM
  8. BlackBerryBob's Avatar
    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    11-11-08 03:47 PM
  9. Blkbear's Avatar
    You're asking anonymously, right?
    Can't you see that a woodchuck being small animal with short legs, wouldn't chuck wood any further than it could throw it?
    Last edited by BlkBear; 11-11-08 at 03:55 PM.
    11-11-08 03:52 PM
  10. BlackBerryBob's Avatar
    You didn't notice I was trying to get free firewood?
    11-11-08 04:00 PM
  11. Blkbear's Avatar
    The loopy logger didn't work out for ya, so you want PETA mad at you now?
    11-11-08 04:16 PM
  12. BlackBerryBob's Avatar
    The loopy logger didn't work out for ya, so you want PETA mad at you now?
    Do you mean People Eating Tasty Animals?
    11-11-08 04:18 PM
  13. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Are you one of those people eating tasty animals?

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    11-11-08 07:27 PM
  14. Blkbear's Avatar
    **BURP** What did you say?

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    11-11-08 07:40 PM
  15. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    How could you ask such a thing?

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    11-12-08 01:29 AM
  16. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Why didn't you tell anyone you're alliterate?
    Would you believe I laughed out loud not once, but twice about this???


    (This is a GREAT line, and I'll have to remember it and use it!!!!)
    11-12-08 03:54 AM
  17. 12MaNy's Avatar
    I-L-L-I-T-E-R-A-T-E

    Pronunciation: ILL-LIT-ER-RUT

    Do I make myself clear?
    11-12-08 09:25 AM
  18. STYLN's Avatar
    Sorry what was that? - I cldnt make out what u were sayin.
    11-12-08 09:52 AM
  19. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Isn't alliteration using words all starting with the same letter? Did someone not get the joke?

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    Last edited by the_sandman_454; 11-12-08 at 10:10 AM.
    11-12-08 09:58 AM
  20. BuddyL's Avatar
    Why would you think words with w's are witty?

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    11-12-08 11:19 AM
  21. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Are you about to again start alternate word alliteration?
    11-12-08 02:39 PM
  22. BuddyL's Avatar
    Trying to tie the thread together taint that tough. Thoughts?

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    11-12-08 08:51 PM
  23. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Trying to tie the thread together taint that tough.
    Isn't that a statement? Shouldn't you be drinking now?
    11-13-08 07:40 AM
  24. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Shouldn't we all be drinking now? Wouldn't I be much happier at work with some Bailey's for my coffee?

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    11-13-08 08:00 AM
  25. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Can I have a nice tall Screwdriver?
    11-13-08 09:08 AM
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